Responsible User 🌈
@responsibly.gay
Twitter refugee. Gay as all fuck. Cat dad. Sober since 7/4/2018, take that statute of limitations!
Atlanta, GA
Atlanta, GA
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Me to a friend last night:
“So I got a PoE Motion sensor + floodlight in the same ecosystem as my doorbell (UniFi Protect), and if one of the stray cats eats in the middle of the night now there is light! A snapshot gets sent to some image recognition software I have running 1/
“So I got a PoE Motion sensor + floodlight in the same ecosystem as my doorbell (UniFi Protect), and if one of the stray cats eats in the middle of the night now there is light! A snapshot gets sent to some image recognition software I have running 1/
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A true Christmas miracle would be if he died today.
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A true Christmas miracle would be if he died today.
So help me Microsoft, if I have to enter my goddamn Bitlocker key one more fucking time..
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
So help me Microsoft, if I have to enter my goddamn Bitlocker key one more fucking time..
Trying to decide if I have the mental energy to read the news from today.
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Trying to decide if I have the mental energy to read the news from today.
Me to a friend last night:
“So I got a PoE Motion sensor + floodlight in the same ecosystem as my doorbell (UniFi Protect), and if one of the stray cats eats in the middle of the night now there is light! A snapshot gets sent to some image recognition software I have running 1/
“So I got a PoE Motion sensor + floodlight in the same ecosystem as my doorbell (UniFi Protect), and if one of the stray cats eats in the middle of the night now there is light! A snapshot gets sent to some image recognition software I have running 1/
December 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Me to a friend last night:
“So I got a PoE Motion sensor + floodlight in the same ecosystem as my doorbell (UniFi Protect), and if one of the stray cats eats in the middle of the night now there is light! A snapshot gets sent to some image recognition software I have running 1/
“So I got a PoE Motion sensor + floodlight in the same ecosystem as my doorbell (UniFi Protect), and if one of the stray cats eats in the middle of the night now there is light! A snapshot gets sent to some image recognition software I have running 1/
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>torrrent 60 minutes video
>open VLC
>15 minutes
>open VLC
>15 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
>torrrent 60 minutes video
>open VLC
>15 minutes
>open VLC
>15 minutes
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I need an AI photo editor so all I have to do is say “hey remove this tummy tuck scar” or “hide that zit on my ass” or “make me look like I am unaware of what is currently happening in *waves hands at every thing*”
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I need an AI photo editor so all I have to do is say “hey remove this tummy tuck scar” or “hide that zit on my ass” or “make me look like I am unaware of what is currently happening in *waves hands at every thing*”
Is she a drug dealer?
December 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Is she a drug dealer?
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A long long time ago i blocked someone for making a bigoted "joke", and they went on to say "why would you block me over a joke? I thought youre a meme account" as if meme accounts arent allowed to have morals and principles.
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A long long time ago i blocked someone for making a bigoted "joke", and they went on to say "why would you block me over a joke? I thought youre a meme account" as if meme accounts arent allowed to have morals and principles.
How the fuck is Acrobat for Mac a 860MB download, but when installing it the size is 555MB? And it installs a universal app, it’s not like it has separate apps for both Apple silicon and Intel.
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
How the fuck is Acrobat for Mac a 860MB download, but when installing it the size is 555MB? And it installs a universal app, it’s not like it has separate apps for both Apple silicon and Intel.
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I love it when people post a picture of some regular guy to reddit and say “what breed is my cat?”
Ma’am, your cat came out of some muddy shrubs in your friend’s sister’s back yard
Ma’am, your cat came out of some muddy shrubs in your friend’s sister’s back yard
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I love it when people post a picture of some regular guy to reddit and say “what breed is my cat?”
Ma’am, your cat came out of some muddy shrubs in your friend’s sister’s back yard
Ma’am, your cat came out of some muddy shrubs in your friend’s sister’s back yard
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is that good
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
is that good
I also love that someone clicked “like” on this post three months later. UncutOtterSF from Twitter you are still doing the lords work.
I love the follow up on that where he’s like “Man you people are unethical as hell”
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I also love that someone clicked “like” on this post three months later. UncutOtterSF from Twitter you are still doing the lords work.
There’s nothing I love more than getting into an argument with Microsoft saying “per my previous emails here is why this is your problem, here is why my company can’t fix it, and here is what you need to do to fix it” before them saying “ok I am escalating what is your name, phone, account” jfc
December 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There’s nothing I love more than getting into an argument with Microsoft saying “per my previous emails here is why this is your problem, here is why my company can’t fix it, and here is what you need to do to fix it” before them saying “ok I am escalating what is your name, phone, account” jfc
So I may have discovered the reason I found my ceiling fan dangling from the electrical wires a couple of months ago. SMH goddamn orange cat. I blame @jortsthecat.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
So I may have discovered the reason I found my ceiling fan dangling from the electrical wires a couple of months ago. SMH goddamn orange cat. I blame @jortsthecat.bsky.social
File this in the “No shit, Sherlock” category.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
File this in the “No shit, Sherlock” category.
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Has anybody described Olivia Nuzzi as "RFK Gooner" yet?
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Has anybody described Olivia Nuzzi as "RFK Gooner" yet?
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not to put too fine a point on it but every guy doing the “we need to reboot masculinity!!!” schtick has fewer masculine virtues than I do and I’m nonbinary
"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
not to put too fine a point on it but every guy doing the “we need to reboot masculinity!!!” schtick has fewer masculine virtues than I do and I’m nonbinary
Someone come get this cat off me!
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Someone come get this cat off me!
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Race suicide? Holy 1920s eugenics.
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Race suicide? Holy 1920s eugenics.
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nothing, I mean nothing, beats a hand-crafted photoshop shitpost
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
nothing, I mean nothing, beats a hand-crafted photoshop shitpost
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With the pardon of Juan Orlando Hernandez, my father has paved the way to once again produce Coca-Cola with the original formula.
By Donald Trump Jr.
By Donald Trump Jr.
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
With the pardon of Juan Orlando Hernandez, my father has paved the way to once again produce Coca-Cola with the original formula.
By Donald Trump Jr.
By Donald Trump Jr.
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I'm a liberal now because I … {checks notes} … oppose cold-blooded murder
www.mrctv.org/videos/after...
www.mrctv.org/videos/after...
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm a liberal now because I … {checks notes} … oppose cold-blooded murder
www.mrctv.org/videos/after...
www.mrctv.org/videos/after...
What absolute freak at Salesforce wrote this particular “seasonal” Slack status message?
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What absolute freak at Salesforce wrote this particular “seasonal” Slack status message?
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Now I see why they wanted to rebrand to the Department of War. No one calls them 'defense crimes'
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Now I see why they wanted to rebrand to the Department of War. No one calls them 'defense crimes'