Professional Monsterfucker
@rhysbrando.bsky.social
18+ ONLY. 🔞 34. He/Him or They/Them. AuDHD. no minors, no maps, no antis and no creeps. Multiple fandoms ahoy. Woe, porn and shitposts be upon ye.
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be advised I have a tendency to repost smut and guro so if you're not into that I'm sorry
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What this underscores is a fundamental truth that while none of the rest of us need supremacists in our spaces, and are just fine without them, supremacists need the rest of us or they collapse against each other. Without them we're fine. Without us they've got nothing.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
What this underscores is a fundamental truth that while none of the rest of us need supremacists in our spaces, and are just fine without them, supremacists need the rest of us or they collapse against each other. Without them we're fine. Without us they've got nothing.
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I still need $750 of the $800 ($250’of the $300 I’d hoped to raise a few days ago). Can anyone please hope?
PayPal: @MatthewStefon
V: @Matt-Stefon
PayPal: @MatthewStefon
V: @Matt-Stefon
I need to raise $800 to get caught up on that student loan settlement payment. Can anyone please help me get to $300 today? It’s important I send something soon. I’m very late and don’t trust them. Thanks for reading.
This is a conservative estimate. I need like $1,000 of it within the week. $800 is to get caught up on that private
student loan. $1,000 by month’s end for rent. Adjunct life is unfun and precarious. But it’s all I have.
PayPal: @MatthewStefon
Venmo: @Matt-Stefon
student loan. $1,000 by month’s end for rent. Adjunct life is unfun and precarious. But it’s all I have.
PayPal: @MatthewStefon
Venmo: @Matt-Stefon
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I still need $750 of the $800 ($250’of the $300 I’d hoped to raise a few days ago). Can anyone please hope?
PayPal: @MatthewStefon
V: @Matt-Stefon
PayPal: @MatthewStefon
V: @Matt-Stefon
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The Cyndi Posting will continue until every Freak gets to be themselves loudly and proudly with sick synth beats.
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Cyndi Posting will continue until every Freak gets to be themselves loudly and proudly with sick synth beats.
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"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
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Disabled & displaced!
-25 wind chill this weekend & a snowstorm!
We Need food & supplies, please!
Help us get a grocery order before temps plummet?
linktr.ee/wylder - (wishlist section updated!)
Venmo.com/u/WishMage
Cash.app/$WishMage
PayPal.me/MousePounder
ANY amount helps! Please help us out?
-25 wind chill this weekend & a snowstorm!
We Need food & supplies, please!
Help us get a grocery order before temps plummet?
linktr.ee/wylder - (wishlist section updated!)
Venmo.com/u/WishMage
Cash.app/$WishMage
PayPal.me/MousePounder
ANY amount helps! Please help us out?
Save Wylder & his loved ones? | Linktree
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🏳️⚧️He/They
♿Disabled
♾️AuDHD
🖖Geek
💜Surviving on kind donations🙏
linktr.ee
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Disabled & displaced!
-25 wind chill this weekend & a snowstorm!
We Need food & supplies, please!
Help us get a grocery order before temps plummet?
linktr.ee/wylder - (wishlist section updated!)
Venmo.com/u/WishMage
Cash.app/$WishMage
PayPal.me/MousePounder
ANY amount helps! Please help us out?
-25 wind chill this weekend & a snowstorm!
We Need food & supplies, please!
Help us get a grocery order before temps plummet?
linktr.ee/wylder - (wishlist section updated!)
Venmo.com/u/WishMage
Cash.app/$WishMage
PayPal.me/MousePounder
ANY amount helps! Please help us out?
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Also for the whole day, if you need. Take care of you.
Gentle reminder that it is okay to get off the internet for the night. It's already been an onslaught. Please take care of yourselves.
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Also for the whole day, if you need. Take care of you.
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Help Britt. Theyre unhoused, unsheltered due to "holiday pricing" and the anti-soul of corporations that run the hotel they should be in, and folls lack of care.
Now theyre dodging ICE while waiting for funds to get inside.
HELP NOW linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
Now theyre dodging ICE while waiting for funds to get inside.
HELP NOW linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Help Britt. Theyre unhoused, unsheltered due to "holiday pricing" and the anti-soul of corporations that run the hotel they should be in, and folls lack of care.
Now theyre dodging ICE while waiting for funds to get inside.
HELP NOW linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
Now theyre dodging ICE while waiting for funds to get inside.
HELP NOW linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
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HE'S SO AWESOME
December 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
HE'S SO AWESOME
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🇺🇸: use badinternetbills.com to call your representatives THIS WEEK (starting Dec 15)! use the script on their website. it took me a little less than 15 minutes!
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
🇺🇸: use badinternetbills.com to call your representatives THIS WEEK (starting Dec 15)! use the script on their website. it took me a little less than 15 minutes!
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Today is the last day for coverage starting January 1st, but the sign up period extends longer in most states. That coverage will begin in February.
It's the last day to sign up for ACA health insurance. I know there's uncertainty, but you can always sign up and cancel; you can't not sign up and decide to later (without a qualifying event).
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Today is the last day for coverage starting January 1st, but the sign up period extends longer in most states. That coverage will begin in February.
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Hey romancelandia and fandom peeps! If you live in the U.S. right now you should know that KOSA (along with a slew of censorship bills) are advancing through congress right now. If you care about spicy books and/or fanfiction you should contact your reps right now and tell them to vote NO on KOSA!
US House Subcommittee Advances 18 Child Online Safety Bills | TechPolicy.Press
Some members expressed "fury" at the tech industry for not doing more to protect children and teens.
www.techpolicy.press
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hey romancelandia and fandom peeps! If you live in the U.S. right now you should know that KOSA (along with a slew of censorship bills) are advancing through congress right now. If you care about spicy books and/or fanfiction you should contact your reps right now and tell them to vote NO on KOSA!
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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*exhale*
We really need pro-bono bookkeeping resources for the community.
And not just for low-income folks.
There are an estimated $59 MILLION gig workers in the US.
All these self-employed people, I can’t be the only one who needs support.
We really need pro-bono bookkeeping resources for the community.
And not just for low-income folks.
There are an estimated $59 MILLION gig workers in the US.
All these self-employed people, I can’t be the only one who needs support.
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
*exhale*
We really need pro-bono bookkeeping resources for the community.
And not just for low-income folks.
There are an estimated $59 MILLION gig workers in the US.
All these self-employed people, I can’t be the only one who needs support.
We really need pro-bono bookkeeping resources for the community.
And not just for low-income folks.
There are an estimated $59 MILLION gig workers in the US.
All these self-employed people, I can’t be the only one who needs support.
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December 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
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When my grandmother was 9 years old, she and her family lived in Texas and they were extremely poor. She lived with her mother and stepfather and three sisters. My great-grandmother made all their clothes, and they scrimped on everything so that they had enough to eat.
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
🧵🥹💜
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There is no such thing as an irrational hatred of this malignant clown
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
There is no such thing as an irrational hatred of this malignant clown
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Britt is on the street right now; please get them inside and safe! #MutualAid #HelpSky
Hey, willful neglect is a trait of abuse & psychologically registers as such. Delay, deflection, & silence of repeatedly communicated needs & harm is a choice. One of many ways that fascism continues to be enforced against BIPOC folks is via willful neglect. 😶
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #BIPOCMA
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #BIPOCMA
Now is a good time to help the most historically marginalized. There is no way to combat fascism while simultaneously enabling it. We can do better. Start here:
Fight fascism » linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
#MutualAid #HelpSky
#MutualAidRequest #HelpFolksLive #FundSky 💸💕 #BIPOCMA #MutualAidVoid
Fight fascism » linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
#MutualAid #HelpSky
#MutualAidRequest #HelpFolksLive #FundSky 💸💕 #BIPOCMA #MutualAidVoid
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Britt is on the street right now; please get them inside and safe! #MutualAid #HelpSky
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There's the "I want shorter games worse graphics not kidding etc etc" phrase, how about "I want artists to be able to make mistakes and make weird unappealing shit sometimes and not starve"
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There's the "I want shorter games worse graphics not kidding etc etc" phrase, how about "I want artists to be able to make mistakes and make weird unappealing shit sometimes and not starve"
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This week is the last week before Congress goes on December recess.
When calling your House Rep also mention these bills:
KOSA
SCREEN Act
COPPA 2.0
RESET Act
Sammy Act
App Store Accountability Act
GAMING Act
Safe Messaging for Kids Act
Parents over Platforms Act
(1/5)
When calling your House Rep also mention these bills:
KOSA
SCREEN Act
COPPA 2.0
RESET Act
Sammy Act
App Store Accountability Act
GAMING Act
Safe Messaging for Kids Act
Parents over Platforms Act
(1/5)
#SaveSpeech
KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total
You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP
The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
Please call DAILY
KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total
You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP
The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
Please call DAILY
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This week is the last week before Congress goes on December recess.
When calling your House Rep also mention these bills:
KOSA
SCREEN Act
COPPA 2.0
RESET Act
Sammy Act
App Store Accountability Act
GAMING Act
Safe Messaging for Kids Act
Parents over Platforms Act
(1/5)
When calling your House Rep also mention these bills:
KOSA
SCREEN Act
COPPA 2.0
RESET Act
Sammy Act
App Store Accountability Act
GAMING Act
Safe Messaging for Kids Act
Parents over Platforms Act
(1/5)
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December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My Sister is having a spot of trouble up in Oregon. If you have a spare dollar or two, it would be very much appreciated.
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