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be advised I have a tendency to repost smut and guro so if you're not into that I'm sorry
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Desperately trying to get out in front of the Epstein files.
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Desperately trying to get out in front of the Epstein files.
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Dick Van Dyke, Julie Andrews, David Tomlinson, Glynis Johns, Matthew Garber, and Karen Dotrice star in Robert Stevenson's multi Academy Award winning American musical fantasy comedy film "MARY POPPINS" with songs written and composed by the Sherman Brothers
🎬 Walt Disney Productions
#DickVanDyke100
🎬 Walt Disney Productions
#DickVanDyke100
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Dick Van Dyke, Julie Andrews, David Tomlinson, Glynis Johns, Matthew Garber, and Karen Dotrice star in Robert Stevenson's multi Academy Award winning American musical fantasy comedy film "MARY POPPINS" with songs written and composed by the Sherman Brothers
🎬 Walt Disney Productions
#DickVanDyke100
🎬 Walt Disney Productions
#DickVanDyke100
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Time for our own mandate. For every citizen ICE arrests. Arrest 4 ICE. Fine the fuck out of them for every single infraction. They will not able to carry weapons…If money is the aim. Let’s play. Yeah the game is rigged. It’s up to US to rig it in our favor.
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Time for our own mandate. For every citizen ICE arrests. Arrest 4 ICE. Fine the fuck out of them for every single infraction. They will not able to carry weapons…If money is the aim. Let’s play. Yeah the game is rigged. It’s up to US to rig it in our favor.
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Zoe Weissman survived the Parkland shooting. Now she’s at Brown, and it happened again.
“Honestly, I'm really angry that this is happening to me all over again, and I'm just in shock.”
We’re failing our kids. A gun-sick nation. 🇺🇸 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
“Honestly, I'm really angry that this is happening to me all over again, and I'm just in shock.”
We’re failing our kids. A gun-sick nation. 🇺🇸 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Zoe Weissman survived the Parkland shooting. Now she’s at Brown, and it happened again.
“Honestly, I'm really angry that this is happening to me all over again, and I'm just in shock.”
We’re failing our kids. A gun-sick nation. 🇺🇸 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
“Honestly, I'm really angry that this is happening to me all over again, and I'm just in shock.”
We’re failing our kids. A gun-sick nation. 🇺🇸 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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I think if FOX News was on the TV I would find a new doctor. At least I would give them hell until they changed the channel.😁😂
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think if FOX News was on the TV I would find a new doctor. At least I would give them hell until they changed the channel.😁😂
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The Japanese commercial for 'Sonic Heroes'.
December 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Japanese commercial for 'Sonic Heroes'.
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The perfect Magic card doesn’t exi—
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The perfect Magic card doesn’t exi—
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Q: Is an (ACA)extension with abortion restrictions better than no extension at all
#AOC: “An extension with abortion
restrictions kills women — I will not
accept women & the lives of women as
some political cost for them being able
to extend these things — Reproductive
care is health care — Period”
#AOC: “An extension with abortion
restrictions kills women — I will not
accept women & the lives of women as
some political cost for them being able
to extend these things — Reproductive
care is health care — Period”
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Q: Is an (ACA)extension with abortion restrictions better than no extension at all
#AOC: “An extension with abortion
restrictions kills women — I will not
accept women & the lives of women as
some political cost for them being able
to extend these things — Reproductive
care is health care — Period”
#AOC: “An extension with abortion
restrictions kills women — I will not
accept women & the lives of women as
some political cost for them being able
to extend these things — Reproductive
care is health care — Period”
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Lawyer Sues The IRS, Demanding It Recognize Pets As Legal Dependents
Lawyer Sues The IRS, Demanding It Recognize Pets As Legal Dependents
Pets run many human households, but when tax season comes, they don’t count—no matter how dependent on you they are. A lawsuit filed by Amanda Reynolds seeks to change that.
www.forbes.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Lawyer Sues The IRS, Demanding It Recognize Pets As Legal Dependents
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LRS: Hi my house burned down due to an electric fire & I have never recovered.
Ask about your house/ rental/ whatever electric wiring more than just about anything else. Big them about it. Be "paranoid" about it. Dont die.
Ask about your house/ rental/ whatever electric wiring more than just about anything else. Big them about it. Be "paranoid" about it. Dont die.
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
LRS: Hi my house burned down due to an electric fire & I have never recovered.
Ask about your house/ rental/ whatever electric wiring more than just about anything else. Big them about it. Be "paranoid" about it. Dont die.
Ask about your house/ rental/ whatever electric wiring more than just about anything else. Big them about it. Be "paranoid" about it. Dont die.
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Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
Tell Congress: Require ICE to unmask and display clear identification
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
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anyone wanna tell me why the Cloud of Darkness is so unnecessarily sexy
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
anyone wanna tell me why the Cloud of Darkness is so unnecessarily sexy
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
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OOOMAMOOSUUMEEE SWEEEEEEPPPPPPP
made this video specifically for cat #THEGAMEAWARDS
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
OOOMAMOOSUUMEEE SWEEEEEEPPPPPPP
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maybe we could use another splash screen.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
maybe we could use another splash screen.
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The implication that poverty is a failing of the poor people is such horseshit. Force a rich person with health issues to live in poverty with no insurance, medical care or access to their riches and let’s see how long they last in a system that will bleed their asses dry.
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The implication that poverty is a failing of the poor people is such horseshit. Force a rich person with health issues to live in poverty with no insurance, medical care or access to their riches and let’s see how long they last in a system that will bleed their asses dry.
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GOOD FOR HER!
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
GOOD FOR HER!
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Happy Saturday Gamers!! ☕
I'm editing the Sonic the Hedgehog episode today, and I think after years of trial and error I've finally gotten the Noise Gate dialed in so it doesn't behave like a literal piece of shit! 🤌
I actually used to spot edit entire tracks (I know, I'm insane).
Wish me luck! ✌️
I'm editing the Sonic the Hedgehog episode today, and I think after years of trial and error I've finally gotten the Noise Gate dialed in so it doesn't behave like a literal piece of shit! 🤌
I actually used to spot edit entire tracks (I know, I'm insane).
Wish me luck! ✌️
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy Saturday Gamers!! ☕
I'm editing the Sonic the Hedgehog episode today, and I think after years of trial and error I've finally gotten the Noise Gate dialed in so it doesn't behave like a literal piece of shit! 🤌
I actually used to spot edit entire tracks (I know, I'm insane).
Wish me luck! ✌️
I'm editing the Sonic the Hedgehog episode today, and I think after years of trial and error I've finally gotten the Noise Gate dialed in so it doesn't behave like a literal piece of shit! 🤌
I actually used to spot edit entire tracks (I know, I'm insane).
Wish me luck! ✌️
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(I would like to add, that you should also be really careful about leaving things like Styrofoam pieces and packing peanuts around. Luna almost died from eating a packing peanut once because it caused a blockage in her intestines and she had to have surgery to have it removed)
Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
(I would like to add, that you should also be really careful about leaving things like Styrofoam pieces and packing peanuts around. Luna almost died from eating a packing peanut once because it caused a blockage in her intestines and she had to have surgery to have it removed)
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Driving Roscoe to his new home, Gwen Jakubisin watched the man bid farewell to a pig he had cared for even without a roof over his head.
“It was actually quite emotional because the bond between Tony and Roscoe was very apparent.”
www.lighthousefarmsanctuary.org
“It was actually quite emotional because the bond between Tony and Roscoe was very apparent.”
www.lighthousefarmsanctuary.org
Sanctuary Offers to Care for Pet Pig Adopted by Deceased Wife Until Man Recovers From Homelessness
Tony James only shelter was his car, which he shared with his dog Elvis a fully grown Göttingen breed pig that his deceased wife had adopted.
www.goodnewsnetwork.org
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Driving Roscoe to his new home, Gwen Jakubisin watched the man bid farewell to a pig he had cared for even without a roof over his head.
“It was actually quite emotional because the bond between Tony and Roscoe was very apparent.”
www.lighthousefarmsanctuary.org
“It was actually quite emotional because the bond between Tony and Roscoe was very apparent.”
www.lighthousefarmsanctuary.org
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At the risk of sounding stupid this kind of thing is why I post about writing porn when I write porn. When they slam the Internet shut on porn it's sex and sexuality they're trying to stifle; they're foreclosing on the possibility of adults being free people, and it behooves antifascists to say so.
The link between sexual repression and militarism is becoming clearer by the day.
Galloway blames OnlyFans for loneliness, depression, small business closures, extremism, tyranny and *checks notes* impending societal extinction.
His solution? Mandatory national service.
Galloway blames OnlyFans for loneliness, depression, small business closures, extremism, tyranny and *checks notes* impending societal extinction.
His solution? Mandatory national service.
Scott Galloway: OnlyFans is the billion-dollar symptom of a loneliness pandemic
The most unstable, violent societies have one thing in common: lonely young men. We are producing millions of them, writes Scott Galloway
www.standard.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
At the risk of sounding stupid this kind of thing is why I post about writing porn when I write porn. When they slam the Internet shut on porn it's sex and sexuality they're trying to stifle; they're foreclosing on the possibility of adults being free people, and it behooves antifascists to say so.
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What I would love more than anything for the holidays is for our two most shy mama cats to find their forever homes.
Porsche, mom of the Auto Club kittens, since May this year.
Shoyu, who is the mama of last year’s wonderful little grass Miso & Dashi, has been in our rescue since October *2024.*
Porsche, mom of the Auto Club kittens, since May this year.
Shoyu, who is the mama of last year’s wonderful little grass Miso & Dashi, has been in our rescue since October *2024.*
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What I would love more than anything for the holidays is for our two most shy mama cats to find their forever homes.
Porsche, mom of the Auto Club kittens, since May this year.
Shoyu, who is the mama of last year’s wonderful little grass Miso & Dashi, has been in our rescue since October *2024.*
Porsche, mom of the Auto Club kittens, since May this year.
Shoyu, who is the mama of last year’s wonderful little grass Miso & Dashi, has been in our rescue since October *2024.*
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#EMERGENCY
People we really need you to post for Britt as much as you can, or they won't be able to raise this money before the morning, and they will lose shelter FOR MONTHS AT A TIME...
This can be prevented.
They barely survived the streets for days at a time.
#MutualAid
#BIPOCMA
People we really need you to post for Britt as much as you can, or they won't be able to raise this money before the morning, and they will lose shelter FOR MONTHS AT A TIME...
This can be prevented.
They barely survived the streets for days at a time.
#MutualAid
#BIPOCMA
Now is a good time to help the most historically marginalized. There is no way to combat fascism while simultaneously enabling it. We can do better. Start here:
Fight fascism » linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
#MutualAid #HelpSky
#MutualAidRequest #HelpFolksLive #FundSky 💸💕 #BIPOCMA #MutualAidVoid
Fight fascism » linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
#MutualAid #HelpSky
#MutualAidRequest #HelpFolksLive #FundSky 💸💕 #BIPOCMA #MutualAidVoid
We’d like to survive | Linktree
Two beings trying to survive long enough to thrive. 🌈
bit.ly
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
#EMERGENCY
People we really need you to post for Britt as much as you can, or they won't be able to raise this money before the morning, and they will lose shelter FOR MONTHS AT A TIME...
This can be prevented.
They barely survived the streets for days at a time.
#MutualAid
#BIPOCMA
People we really need you to post for Britt as much as you can, or they won't be able to raise this money before the morning, and they will lose shelter FOR MONTHS AT A TIME...
This can be prevented.
They barely survived the streets for days at a time.
#MutualAid
#BIPOCMA