lesnuages
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A primary benefit of “software” is scalability and repeatability. I can write the task in code, then run it as many times as I like to get the same result.
With AI you get neither - costs inhibit scalability and outputs are mostly non-deterministic.
With AI you get neither - costs inhibit scalability and outputs are mostly non-deterministic.
July 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
A primary benefit of “software” is scalability and repeatability. I can write the task in code, then run it as many times as I like to get the same result.
With AI you get neither - costs inhibit scalability and outputs are mostly non-deterministic.
With AI you get neither - costs inhibit scalability and outputs are mostly non-deterministic.
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Taking them to the SHITTER: an analysis of vendor abuse of security research in-the-wild
aff-wg.org/2025/07/13/t...
(There is no benefit modulating my voice for anyone's comfort. This is my fair take, but unapologetic truth. This phenomena has gone unchecked for too long)
aff-wg.org/2025/07/13/t...
(There is no benefit modulating my voice for anyone's comfort. This is my fair take, but unapologetic truth. This phenomena has gone unchecked for too long)
July 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Taking them to the SHITTER: an analysis of vendor abuse of security research in-the-wild
aff-wg.org/2025/07/13/t...
(There is no benefit modulating my voice for anyone's comfort. This is my fair take, but unapologetic truth. This phenomena has gone unchecked for too long)
aff-wg.org/2025/07/13/t...
(There is no benefit modulating my voice for anyone's comfort. This is my fair take, but unapologetic truth. This phenomena has gone unchecked for too long)
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June 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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SteamOS 3.7.8 out on Stable, and an initial SteamOS install disk is now available for AMD-based handhelds!
store.steampowered.com/news/app/167...
store.steampowered.com/steamos/
store.steampowered.com/news/app/167...
store.steampowered.com/steamos/
SteamOS
SteamOS is Valve’s Linux-based operating system. It features a seamless user experience optimized for gaming, while retaining access to the power and flexibility of a PC, and plays tens of thousands o...
store.steampowered.com
May 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
SteamOS 3.7.8 out on Stable, and an initial SteamOS install disk is now available for AMD-based handhelds!
store.steampowered.com/news/app/167...
store.steampowered.com/steamos/
store.steampowered.com/news/app/167...
store.steampowered.com/steamos/
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NahamCon 2025 starts today at 12 p.m. EDT!
Be sure to catch Senior Security Engineer
@tomnomnom.com's keynote tomorrow.
nahamcon.com
Be sure to catch Senior Security Engineer
@tomnomnom.com's keynote tomorrow.
nahamcon.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
NahamCon 2025 starts today at 12 p.m. EDT!
Be sure to catch Senior Security Engineer
@tomnomnom.com's keynote tomorrow.
nahamcon.com
Be sure to catch Senior Security Engineer
@tomnomnom.com's keynote tomorrow.
nahamcon.com
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1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
NEW: The U.S. Postal Service posted a net loss of $3.3 billion in this fiscal year’s second quarter mainly due to “significant challenges out of our control,” including workers’ compensation costs, Luke Grossmann, USPS chief financial officer, said at the open session of the governing board meeting
May 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
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Andrius Kubilius, the European Commissioner for Defence Industry and Space:
“There are 450 million Europeans. We should not be crying out for 340 million Americans to defend us against 140 million Russians, who are not even able to defeat 38 million Ukrainians.
“There are 450 million Europeans. We should not be crying out for 340 million Americans to defend us against 140 million Russians, who are not even able to defeat 38 million Ukrainians.
March 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Andrius Kubilius, the European Commissioner for Defence Industry and Space:
“There are 450 million Europeans. We should not be crying out for 340 million Americans to defend us against 140 million Russians, who are not even able to defeat 38 million Ukrainians.
“There are 450 million Europeans. We should not be crying out for 340 million Americans to defend us against 140 million Russians, who are not even able to defeat 38 million Ukrainians.
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Would you look at that, it's tmp.0ut Volume 4! Happy Friday, hope you enjoy this latest issue!
tmpout.sh/4/
tmpout.sh/4/
March 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Would you look at that, it's tmp.0ut Volume 4! Happy Friday, hope you enjoy this latest issue!
tmpout.sh/4/
tmpout.sh/4/
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By resisting the hackers, Elon is just prolonging the attack.
March 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
By resisting the hackers, Elon is just prolonging the attack.
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And I realize this may seem like quibbling, but it's a form of argumentation that really frustrates me. When something is morally wrong, you don't have to tie yourself in knots in an attempt to otherwise dismiss its efficacy. Just hold the line on it being morally wrong, rather than muddy the issue.
February 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And I realize this may seem like quibbling, but it's a form of argumentation that really frustrates me. When something is morally wrong, you don't have to tie yourself in knots in an attempt to otherwise dismiss its efficacy. Just hold the line on it being morally wrong, rather than muddy the issue.
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lol. Halvar's final slide
February 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
lol. Halvar's final slide
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Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
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I’ve worked from home with success for 18 years. Ass.
Trump: "I don't think you can work from a home. Nobody is gonna work from home. They are gonna be going out, they're gonna play tennis, they're gonna play golf, they're gonna do a lot of things. They're not working."
February 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve worked from home with success for 18 years. Ass.
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If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.
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I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
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You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.
Every day we face challenges that the Founders could not have dreamed.
December 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.
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Small thing that makes me smile: I have aliases for running AWS commands against local, stage, and prod:
laws, saws, and paws
🧑⚖️ 🪚 🐾
laws, saws, and paws
🧑⚖️ 🪚 🐾
December 17, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Small thing that makes me smile: I have aliases for running AWS commands against local, stage, and prod:
laws, saws, and paws
🧑⚖️ 🪚 🐾
laws, saws, and paws
🧑⚖️ 🪚 🐾
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The only time I’ve been threatened is by security vendors.
At lunch with coworkers yesterday, someone asked if I'd ever been threatened by cybercriminals, since I'm public about what I do.
Nope.
I shut down professionals making millions. It's all just business for them.
It's the amateur script kiddies doing stuff like DDoS-for-hire who are dangerous.
Nope.
I shut down professionals making millions. It's all just business for them.
It's the amateur script kiddies doing stuff like DDoS-for-hire who are dangerous.
December 14, 2024 at 10:29 AM
The only time I’ve been threatened is by security vendors.
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Vulnerability names: this is log4shell. We named it this way because it's in log4j and gives you shell.
Threat actor names: this is HAIRY EEL, aka VIOLIN HIPPO, no relation to VEXING MACKEREL. Also known as APT-74, formely APT-C-92. We named it this way because he's a guy in Bulgaria
Threat actor names: this is HAIRY EEL, aka VIOLIN HIPPO, no relation to VEXING MACKEREL. Also known as APT-74, formely APT-C-92. We named it this way because he's a guy in Bulgaria
November 19, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Vulnerability names: this is log4shell. We named it this way because it's in log4j and gives you shell.
Threat actor names: this is HAIRY EEL, aka VIOLIN HIPPO, no relation to VEXING MACKEREL. Also known as APT-74, formely APT-C-92. We named it this way because he's a guy in Bulgaria
Threat actor names: this is HAIRY EEL, aka VIOLIN HIPPO, no relation to VEXING MACKEREL. Also known as APT-74, formely APT-C-92. We named it this way because he's a guy in Bulgaria
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Pro tip - I never use notifications for any social media app. Nothing can ever happen on social media that I need to be notified of. I only see it if I choose to check it. Protects my peace nicely.
November 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Pro tip - I never use notifications for any social media app. Nothing can ever happen on social media that I need to be notified of. I only see it if I choose to check it. Protects my peace nicely.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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Dear Streaming Services,
I hope this message finds you well. Please release all the episodes of a season at the same time.
Sincerely,
Season Binger
I hope this message finds you well. Please release all the episodes of a season at the same time.
Sincerely,
Season Binger
November 13, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Dear Streaming Services,
I hope this message finds you well. Please release all the episodes of a season at the same time.
Sincerely,
Season Binger
I hope this message finds you well. Please release all the episodes of a season at the same time.
Sincerely,
Season Binger