Ryan
@rminmurrr.bsky.social
Semi-professional race car driver, amateur tattoo artist, & honourary Newfoundlander
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TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
Norwegian PM Støre says Trump repeatedly raises—complains about, pleads for, and demands—the Nobel Peace Prize every time they meet. Støre gives same answer each time: decision is made independently by Norwegian Nobel Committee, with no role for Norwegian gov—a concept Trump appears unable to grasp.
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
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in a just world hank hendrix has two 7000 yard seasons for texas tech teams that go 10-14 over two years and resurfaces in a decade out of nowhere as an nfl head coach
it's a shame that texas tech has pivoted to buying portal qbs instead of investing in high school quarterbacks named hank hendrix
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
in a just world hank hendrix has two 7000 yard seasons for texas tech teams that go 10-14 over two years and resurfaces in a decade out of nowhere as an nfl head coach
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Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
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If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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Tulsa Time does hit like that
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Tulsa Time does hit like that
Timeline cleanser
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Timeline cleanser
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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College football is better with the U committing bad late hit penalties.
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
College football is better with the U committing bad late hit penalties.
Never wrong, just early
I just need one incredibly dumb turnover. don’t even care who it’s from
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Never wrong, just early
Grouper Pete and boys are getting frisky
January 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Grouper Pete and boys are getting frisky
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Miami drives keep blowing up when they get too cute.
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Miami drives keep blowing up when they get too cute.
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in my 2026 flow
hydrated
moisturized
ten yards away from the nearest person
actualizing
hydrated
moisturized
ten yards away from the nearest person
actualizing
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
in my 2026 flow
hydrated
moisturized
ten yards away from the nearest person
actualizing
hydrated
moisturized
ten yards away from the nearest person
actualizing
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the only brand that should be sponsoring the fiesta bowl should be tostitos
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
the only brand that should be sponsoring the fiesta bowl should be tostitos
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CNN is covering an ICE agent killing a person and Fox News is covering the new food pyramid for Make America Healthy Again.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
CNN is covering an ICE agent killing a person and Fox News is covering the new food pyramid for Make America Healthy Again.
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The good news is that the global war on terror is finally over.
The bad news is that it came home.
The bad news is that it came home.
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The good news is that the global war on terror is finally over.
The bad news is that it came home.
The bad news is that it came home.
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NEW: Woman shot dead by ICE agent in Minneapolis identified as Renee Good, 37.
According to her mom, Renee had 3 children and was not part of any ICE protest groups
According to her mom, Renee had 3 children and was not part of any ICE protest groups
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
NEW: Woman shot dead by ICE agent in Minneapolis identified as Renee Good, 37.
According to her mom, Renee had 3 children and was not part of any ICE protest groups
According to her mom, Renee had 3 children and was not part of any ICE protest groups
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Knife stays in the box!
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Knife stays in the box!
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I love drugs (the FCS championship game)
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I love drugs (the FCS championship game)
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how your first email after the new year finds me
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
how your first email after the new year finds me
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And see, College Football is still better because damn near EVERY GAME ends like this.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
And see, College Football is still better because damn near EVERY GAME ends like this.