Ryan
@rminmurrr.bsky.social
Semi-professional race car driver, amateur tattoo artist, & honourary Newfoundlander
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Moment of self reflection that I am now certainly old bc I’m dedicated to watching Jeopardy every night
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Moment of self reflection that I am now certainly old bc I’m dedicated to watching Jeopardy every night
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"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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"I asked ChatGPT"
Why not instead ask me instead over a nice glass of amontillado, I have a cask in my basement if you'll just follow me
Why not instead ask me instead over a nice glass of amontillado, I have a cask in my basement if you'll just follow me
August 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"I asked ChatGPT"
Why not instead ask me instead over a nice glass of amontillado, I have a cask in my basement if you'll just follow me
Why not instead ask me instead over a nice glass of amontillado, I have a cask in my basement if you'll just follow me
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Can’t believe I‘m saying this, but Bill Clinton put out a pretty powerful statement about the killings in Minneapolis.
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Can’t believe I‘m saying this, but Bill Clinton put out a pretty powerful statement about the killings in Minneapolis.
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somebody turned this goalie fight into an independent film
January 24, 2026 at 2:43 PM
somebody turned this goalie fight into an independent film
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oh wow robots are gonna do everything for us and we'll never have to work again?? wake up bro. they said basically the same shit about slinkies and guess what? eighty years later we're walkin down more stairs than ever
January 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
oh wow robots are gonna do everything for us and we'll never have to work again?? wake up bro. they said basically the same shit about slinkies and guess what? eighty years later we're walkin down more stairs than ever
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
me every single day
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the mosquitoes around your head during the summer cookouts
January 21, 2026 at 3:15 AM
the mosquitoes around your head during the summer cookouts
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TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
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in a just world hank hendrix has two 7000 yard seasons for texas tech teams that go 10-14 over two years and resurfaces in a decade out of nowhere as an nfl head coach
it's a shame that texas tech has pivoted to buying portal qbs instead of investing in high school quarterbacks named hank hendrix
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
in a just world hank hendrix has two 7000 yard seasons for texas tech teams that go 10-14 over two years and resurfaces in a decade out of nowhere as an nfl head coach
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Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
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If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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Tulsa Time does hit like that
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Tulsa Time does hit like that
Timeline cleanser
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Timeline cleanser
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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College football is better with the U committing bad late hit penalties.
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
College football is better with the U committing bad late hit penalties.
Never wrong, just early
I just need one incredibly dumb turnover. don’t even care who it’s from
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Never wrong, just early
Grouper Pete and boys are getting frisky
January 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Grouper Pete and boys are getting frisky
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Miami drives keep blowing up when they get too cute.
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Miami drives keep blowing up when they get too cute.