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December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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“They have fun while doing it, which is deeply disturbing. We expect some level of decorum from government officials,” says Phoebe, a member of Harbor Area Peace Patrols.

The full story: lataco.com/federal-immi...

By Aisha Wallace-Palomares
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.

He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.
October 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc

and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
y'all im so weary for the absolute state of this country, it hasn't even been a full year of trump pt 2 yet
I kid you not, this is currently what the White House's "Major Events Timeline" shows for the East Wing expansion.

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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It's telling that Vance's first instinct following the Politico leak was to tell his sons to be wary of what they write in group chats--to assume “some scumbag is going to leak it in an effort to try to cause you harm.”

His message here is basically--be racist; just don't get caught.
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Lmao the absolute state of the United States government
So the president of the United States plans to meet with Putin in Hungary, and when a reporter asked where that plan came from, this was the reply of the United States government www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
October 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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honestly, there's no point in reconvening congress basically ever again if the executive branch claims unilateral authority over appropriated funds. democrats have nothing to gain by helping to obscure the fact that the republicans are trying to build a monarchy - let him have his rump parliament
October 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I can’t wait for the iPhone 16 to become cheaper so I can finally upgrade to a newer phone #AppleEvent
September 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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New euphemism for "breaking the law" just dropped
August 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Also turns out they didn’t want to keep their guns to stop a tyrannical government.
August 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Windows has become the Idiocracy meme where a guy watches TV but there's ads around the video.

Paint has sign-in and ai.
Notepad has sign-in and ai.
Start menu is just a big ad space.
It auto-installs sponsored apps like Linkedin

This system costs $199. You paid for it, even if it came with the PC
June 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Wow, the banana pudding shake at Whataburger is NOT it, holy crap it's so bad
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hope everyone is enjoying Memorial Day weekend so far, just wanted to point out that today's date is a palindrome: 5/25/25 is also 5/25/25 backwards 🙂
May 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
YOOOO LTT DID ANOTHER SECRET SHOPPER
BACK TO BACK LETS GOOOOO
April 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
why is disk utility in macos so useless now. I click "convert to apfs" and it fails because the drive isn't gpt formatted. ok... then reformat it for me then??? and there's not even a button to change that anymore
April 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Congrats to the Eagles for absolutely destroying the Chiefs in the Super Bowl (I know I’m late, I just finished watching Mufasa, great film 10/10)
February 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Not like us won record of the year LMAOOOO drake must be FUMING
February 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What’s going to be your final TikTok video that you watch
January 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM