Robb Traister
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Fuck you, make me.
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Life's too short to be a bootlicker"
Such great advice for congressional Republicans
A fine interview, particularly on Admiral Stockdale and the pusillanimity that Holiday encountered at the U.S. Naval Academy regarding his last-minute cancellation.

Ryan Holiday: Life Is Too Short to Be a Bootlicker | The Bulwark Podcast @thebulwark.com #Stoic #Stoicism
Ryan Holiday: Life Is Too Short to Be a Bootlicker | The Bulwark Podcast
YouTube video by The Bulwark
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Get in, Pitt Volleyball fans: We're raising $1,390 for the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank.

The Bandwagoner's Guide has some suggested donations for you too.
Let's raise $1,390 for the Food Bank
This has always been a free newsletter, so I implore you to pay it forward!
bandwagoners-guide-to-pitt-volleyball.ghost.io
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.
October 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
These are the same people who piss their pants just thinking about riding the subway
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"I got bees in my what now?"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The @cbssports.bsky.social #scorebug -- even with this awful white-on-gold contrast -- is so much better than the transparent inanity on #FOX
September 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Read the room, Bob
September 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This dumbass just fell out of a coconut tree
KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this?

PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information?

KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI
September 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@timmiller.bsky.social I really enjoy the podcast, but I'm going to remove from my queue as long as Kristol has a standing slot. This is just lunacy.
Brian Kilmeade deserves praise for his apology.
Brian Kilmeade apologized for his comments about homeless people getting lethal injections this morning on Fox & Friends, saying "so many homeless people deserve our empathy and compassion."

Here's the clip of his apology 👇
September 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is fine, but the 17th game should be an inter-conference fixture to generate new rivalries.

Same-city derbies are obvious:
NYG-NYJ
LAR-LAC
SF-LV
WAS-BAL

Then get creative...

What's the real Queen City? (CAR-CIN)
What's the real City of Champions? (GB-PIT)
Who are the real assholes? (PHI-NE)
The conference that wins the Super Bowl should all get 9 home games the following season
September 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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They’re making fun of the media referring to Kilmar Abrego Garcia as a Maryland man as they threaten to send him to Uganda, a country where he’s never lived.

They’re simply fucking vile.
August 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The dead have a right to remain dead. An animated skin put over a computer model and given the same name as the dead son of grieving parents is a cursed golem and a full delusion. By interviewing the computer model, Acosta has asked us to accept this as true or real. Gun control deserves better.
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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My platform.
July 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Maybe ICE will finally be able to afford badges and uniforms.
July 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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around the horn made it a point to put a bunch of people on that didn’t look like the typical sports reporter (white dudes) and for that alone it was incredibly valuable to the entire sports media landscape
May 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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To put a finer point on it. Trump’s contention isn’t just that he can deport people without them appearing before a judge, but that he can render them into a life sentence in a foreign dungeon with no process whatsoever.
President Trump asserted on Tuesday that undocumented immigrants should not be entitled to trials, insisting that his administration should be able to deport them without appearing before a judge.
Trump Says Undocumented Immigrants Shouldn’t Get Trials Before Deportation
The president claimed that countries were sending their prisoners to the United States and that he needed to bypass the constitutional demands of due process to expel them quickly.
www.nytimes.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The White Sox have won a World Series more recently than the Pirates have won their division
Happy Opening Day
March 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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The US government officially stopped bothering to avoid civilian casualties earlier this month:
March 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@tamarakeithnpr.bsky.social love the show, but please do not refer to the "deep state" as if it is a legitimate concept
February 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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It's done. Now it’s your turn, Oracle.

We’ve submitted a formal petition to cancel the JavaScript trademark: it is generic, Oracle has abandoned it, and Oracle committed fraud on the USPTO during the last trademark renewal.

It's time to #FreeJavaScript.

deno.com/blog/deno-v-...
Deno v. Oracle: Canceling the JavaScript Trademark
Oracle is holding the JavaScript trademark hostage, and we’re pursuing legal means to #FreeJavaScript. Here’s a brief update.
deno.com
November 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM