Watching frogs boil
@robertbl.bsky.social
two up quarks and one down. that's pretty much it. and most likely not even that.
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Watching frogs boil
@robertbl.bsky.social
· May 18
Don't die and don't get arrested
Always look but never stare
Don't spend it all at once
Trust but verify
Don't be a cunt
Nothing does not exist
Nobody knows everything
You are not special
Shut up
Easy, light, smooth and fast
Pet all dogs
Always look but never stare
Don't spend it all at once
Trust but verify
Don't be a cunt
Nothing does not exist
Nobody knows everything
You are not special
Shut up
Easy, light, smooth and fast
Pet all dogs
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SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table?
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
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December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table?
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
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Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
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Another week of radio silence from Pampers on our sponsorship pitch.
Grab a mug, sticker, mouse pad, T-shirt—anything to keep the chaos rolling. 🍼
Less than nine weeks until Christmas, just saying. 🎄🎅
https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com
Grab a mug, sticker, mouse pad, T-shirt—anything to keep the chaos rolling. 🍼
Less than nine weeks until Christmas, just saying. 🎄🎅
https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Another week of radio silence from Pampers on our sponsorship pitch.
Grab a mug, sticker, mouse pad, T-shirt—anything to keep the chaos rolling. 🍼
Less than nine weeks until Christmas, just saying. 🎄🎅
https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com
Grab a mug, sticker, mouse pad, T-shirt—anything to keep the chaos rolling. 🍼
Less than nine weeks until Christmas, just saying. 🎄🎅
https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com
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My favorite sign at the Montclair NJ No Kings today:
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My favorite sign at the Montclair NJ No Kings today:
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“Deranged Jack Smith is a criminal.” — From special counsel to special insult. (Oval Office Edition)
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“Deranged Jack Smith is a criminal.” — From special counsel to special insult. (Oval Office Edition)
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“Don’t take Tylenol if you’re pregnant.” — RFK Jr drops a circumcision bombshell at the cabinet table
October 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“Don’t take Tylenol if you’re pregnant.” — RFK Jr drops a circumcision bombshell at the cabinet table
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The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944
October 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944
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Team Europe trolling Trump after winning The Ryder Cup 🤣💀
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Team Europe trolling Trump after winning The Ryder Cup 🤣💀
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“A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter” — Trump implies UN tried to sabotage First Lady, while he saved millions.
September 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter” — Trump implies UN tried to sabotage First Lady, while he saved millions.
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours
September 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours
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"Everybody’s corrupt—but you?" Bernie & RFK Jr. Go Full C-SPAN Celebrity Deathmatch
September 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Everybody’s corrupt—but you?" Bernie & RFK Jr. Go Full C-SPAN Celebrity Deathmatch
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“We Only Have This One War Left.” — Europe and Zelenskyy Nod Politely for 45 Minutes
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“We Only Have This One War Left.” — Europe and Zelenskyy Nod Politely for 45 Minutes
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