Watching frogs boil
@robertbl.bsky.social
two up quarks and one down. that's pretty much it. and most likely not even that.
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Watching frogs boil
@robertbl.bsky.social
· May 18
Don't die and don't get arrested
Always look but never stare
Don't spend it all at once
Trust but verify
Don't be a cunt
Nothing does not exist
Nobody knows everything
You are not special
Shut up
Easy, light, smooth and fast
Pet all dogs
Always look but never stare
Don't spend it all at once
Trust but verify
Don't be a cunt
Nothing does not exist
Nobody knows everything
You are not special
Shut up
Easy, light, smooth and fast
Pet all dogs
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Just a friendly reminder that this creature was dubbed a hero by republicans after showing up to a protest like this…
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Just a friendly reminder that this creature was dubbed a hero by republicans after showing up to a protest like this…
I apologise (not really) for the nazi / Germany 29-45 references about pretty much everything US of late.
I'm a history major. They just seem very apt
I'm a history major. They just seem very apt
January 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I apologise (not really) for the nazi / Germany 29-45 references about pretty much everything US of late.
I'm a history major. They just seem very apt
I'm a history major. They just seem very apt
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Sheila E. was amazing last night, repping Minnesota with 'Purple Rain'. Sending ALL our love to Minnesota.
January 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Sheila E. was amazing last night, repping Minnesota with 'Purple Rain'. Sending ALL our love to Minnesota.
Dear American football (NFL and or College) topic posters: Please include a simple hashtag in your posts so I can filter/mute these post.
I have ZERO interest in your violent game.
Also, not a ball. It's an ellipsoid.
I have ZERO interest in your violent game.
Also, not a ball. It's an ellipsoid.
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Dear American football (NFL and or College) topic posters: Please include a simple hashtag in your posts so I can filter/mute these post.
I have ZERO interest in your violent game.
Also, not a ball. It's an ellipsoid.
I have ZERO interest in your violent game.
Also, not a ball. It's an ellipsoid.
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Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
August 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
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A man who needs 3 cognitive tests gets to start a war.
January 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
A man who needs 3 cognitive tests gets to start a war.
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I'm with her.
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm with her.
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/
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SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table?
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
buff.ly
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table?
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
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Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
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Another week of radio silence from Pampers on our sponsorship pitch.
Grab a mug, sticker, mouse pad, T-shirt—anything to keep the chaos rolling. 🍼
Less than nine weeks until Christmas, just saying. 🎄🎅
https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com
Grab a mug, sticker, mouse pad, T-shirt—anything to keep the chaos rolling. 🍼
Less than nine weeks until Christmas, just saying. 🎄🎅
https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Another week of radio silence from Pampers on our sponsorship pitch.
Grab a mug, sticker, mouse pad, T-shirt—anything to keep the chaos rolling. 🍼
Less than nine weeks until Christmas, just saying. 🎄🎅
https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com
Grab a mug, sticker, mouse pad, T-shirt—anything to keep the chaos rolling. 🍼
Less than nine weeks until Christmas, just saying. 🎄🎅
https://diaperdiplomacy.myshopify.com
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My favorite sign at the Montclair NJ No Kings today:
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My favorite sign at the Montclair NJ No Kings today:
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“Deranged Jack Smith is a criminal.” — From special counsel to special insult. (Oval Office Edition)
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“Deranged Jack Smith is a criminal.” — From special counsel to special insult. (Oval Office Edition)
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“Don’t take Tylenol if you’re pregnant.” — RFK Jr drops a circumcision bombshell at the cabinet table
October 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“Don’t take Tylenol if you’re pregnant.” — RFK Jr drops a circumcision bombshell at the cabinet table
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The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944
October 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944
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