Rob Manuel
@robmanuel.b3ta.com
B3ta.com, @fesshole.bsky.social, @anonopin.bsky.social
Pinned
Rob Manuel
@robmanuel.b3ta.com
· Nov 17
MY GIGS, PINNED TWEET
(Also with high quality art by me)
ANON OPIN
Tufnell Park, 18, 19 Nov 2025
Leicester, 12, 13 Feb 2026
FESSHOLE '26
Leicester, 14 Feb
Leeds, 4 Mar
Luton, 12 Mar
FESSHOLE SWEDEN '26
Malmö, 23 Apr
Göteborg, 24 Apr
Stockholm, 25 Apr
TICKETS: sites.google.com/view/fesshole
(Also with high quality art by me)
ANON OPIN
Tufnell Park, 18, 19 Nov 2025
Leicester, 12, 13 Feb 2026
FESSHOLE '26
Leicester, 14 Feb
Leeds, 4 Mar
Luton, 12 Mar
FESSHOLE SWEDEN '26
Malmö, 23 Apr
Göteborg, 24 Apr
Stockholm, 25 Apr
TICKETS: sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Reposted by Rob Manuel
B3ta newsletter 973, out now
"B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
* SWEDE MASON RETURNS - like a Prodigy-ical son
* YOU ARE THE AI - learn to be human
* ANON OPIN - The best replies (new reg feature?)
b3ta.com/newsletter/i...
"B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
* SWEDE MASON RETURNS - like a Prodigy-ical son
* YOU ARE THE AI - learn to be human
* ANON OPIN - The best replies (new reg feature?)
b3ta.com/newsletter/i...
B3TA : NEWSLETTER : "B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
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December 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
B3ta newsletter 973, out now
"B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
* SWEDE MASON RETURNS - like a Prodigy-ical son
* YOU ARE THE AI - learn to be human
* ANON OPIN - The best replies (new reg feature?)
b3ta.com/newsletter/i...
"B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
* SWEDE MASON RETURNS - like a Prodigy-ical son
* YOU ARE THE AI - learn to be human
* ANON OPIN - The best replies (new reg feature?)
b3ta.com/newsletter/i...
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Each week your admin @robmanuel.b3ta.com writes a newsletter round up of the best stuff from the @b3ta.com community and this week he's doing a new feature: best replies on Anon Opin. Are you in it? Three of you are. SUB NOW TO FOUND OUT.
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December 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Each week your admin @robmanuel.b3ta.com writes a newsletter round up of the best stuff from the @b3ta.com community and this week he's doing a new feature: best replies on Anon Opin. Are you in it? Three of you are. SUB NOW TO FOUND OUT.
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December 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Fuck me - he makes them so much money. He must be so bang to rights, for them to drop him.
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fuck me - he makes them so much money. He must be so bang to rights, for them to drop him.
At least four people who were mutual follows on Twitter now follow @robmanuel.bsky.social and not me
Yo @swedemason.bsky.social & @textfiles.com & @summerray.bsky.social & @tomwhitwell.bsky.social
Well that's a lesson to me, in not grabbing my name early
MY ACCOUNT: @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
Yo @swedemason.bsky.social & @textfiles.com & @summerray.bsky.social & @tomwhitwell.bsky.social
Well that's a lesson to me, in not grabbing my name early
MY ACCOUNT: @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
At least four people who were mutual follows on Twitter now follow @robmanuel.bsky.social and not me
Yo @swedemason.bsky.social & @textfiles.com & @summerray.bsky.social & @tomwhitwell.bsky.social
Well that's a lesson to me, in not grabbing my name early
MY ACCOUNT: @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
Yo @swedemason.bsky.social & @textfiles.com & @summerray.bsky.social & @tomwhitwell.bsky.social
Well that's a lesson to me, in not grabbing my name early
MY ACCOUNT: @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
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I think I found the original source of the 67 meme
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I think I found the original source of the 67 meme
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December 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Watched the first ever Tom Baker Doctor Who story last night and I was sickened to see him driving Bessie. It's so wrong. I hate that disgusting yellow clown car.
December 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Watched the first ever Tom Baker Doctor Who story last night and I was sickened to see him driving Bessie. It's so wrong. I hate that disgusting yellow clown car.
Complaining that something only has four chords is one of those "knows a little bit about music" opinions that I've been guilty of at times. George writes a great melody on top, and performs it wonderfully and keeping the chords simple and looping showcases this instead of competing with it.
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Complaining that something only has four chords is one of those "knows a little bit about music" opinions that I've been guilty of at times. George writes a great melody on top, and performs it wonderfully and keeping the chords simple and looping showcases this instead of competing with it.
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December 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Important break through in automated sex tips technology happening in England, UK. I'm the CEO of Sex Tips BOT and I'm disrupting the whole stagnant sex tips industry, to save our economy.
Follow now for more announcements @sextipsbot.bsky.social
Follow now for more announcements @sextipsbot.bsky.social
Still working on this important technology. Tell your friends @sextipsbot.bsky.social will launch SOON.
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Important break through in automated sex tips technology happening in England, UK. I'm the CEO of Sex Tips BOT and I'm disrupting the whole stagnant sex tips industry, to save our economy.
Follow now for more announcements @sextipsbot.bsky.social
Follow now for more announcements @sextipsbot.bsky.social
I had to turn off Radio 4 the other day they started talking about “bronze age pervert”
You are Elon Musk. You are the world’s richest man. You have wealth the emperors of the old worlds never dreamed of. Every good, every experience the world has to offers is open to you. You spend your days of limitless access reading and sharing the thoughts of a man named cumlasagna1.
"Yup"
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I had to turn off Radio 4 the other day they started talking about “bronze age pervert”
Stop it maths nerds
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Stop it maths nerds
Off to @christhebarker.bsky.social’s book launch where I’m also doing a turn as hype man, spending 10 mins getting everyone cheering before Chris comes on. It’s at the Museum of Comedy - nearest tube Tottenham Crt Road, and the action starts at 7pm.
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Off to @christhebarker.bsky.social’s book launch where I’m also doing a turn as hype man, spending 10 mins getting everyone cheering before Chris comes on. It’s at the Museum of Comedy - nearest tube Tottenham Crt Road, and the action starts at 7pm.
This is why your joke doesn't work - a 148 page PowerPoint presentation.
(I'm writing this as a subtweet, rather than replying to someone and getting into a pointless row)
(I'm writing this as a subtweet, rather than replying to someone and getting into a pointless row)
December 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is why your joke doesn't work - a 148 page PowerPoint presentation.
(I'm writing this as a subtweet, rather than replying to someone and getting into a pointless row)
(I'm writing this as a subtweet, rather than replying to someone and getting into a pointless row)
If you've got a suggestion for a sex tip template I'm all ears.
Work is progressing. The code is formatting stuff roughly right, now need to build some more templates. Apologies to the estate of Michael Bond.
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social NOW! Launching soon.
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social NOW! Launching soon.
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
If you've got a suggestion for a sex tip template I'm all ears.
Just irritated that you can't send images in DMs then thought maybe it's by design - it'll reduce the dick pics I guess? Not that I've ever had a problem with it, my DMs are middle-aged men going "can I be in the newsletter please?"
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Just irritated that you can't send images in DMs then thought maybe it's by design - it'll reduce the dick pics I guess? Not that I've ever had a problem with it, my DMs are middle-aged men going "can I be in the newsletter please?"
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social NOW. Launching soon.
Making randomised awfulness is my version of art therapy.
Thanks to @christhebarker.bsky.social for helping with the logo.
Making randomised awfulness is my version of art therapy.
Thanks to @christhebarker.bsky.social for helping with the logo.
Not ready to launch just yet but it just spat this out in testing and I thought it was a shame for people to not see it.
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social NOW! Launching soon.
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social NOW! Launching soon.
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social NOW. Launching soon.
Making randomised awfulness is my version of art therapy.
Thanks to @christhebarker.bsky.social for helping with the logo.
Making randomised awfulness is my version of art therapy.
Thanks to @christhebarker.bsky.social for helping with the logo.
I'm working on a new thing. And today I'm going to work hard on it to shut out the terrible news as losing myself in shit jokes is valid response to stress, and I do it often. Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
Announcing SEX TIPS BOT, a new stupid bot by Rob Manuel that generates sex tips, without using AI, just good old fashioned writing templates with silly words in them. FOLLOW NOW. LAUNCHING SOON.
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I'm working on a new thing. And today I'm going to work hard on it to shut out the terrible news as losing myself in shit jokes is valid response to stress, and I do it often. Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
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Announcing SEX TIPS BOT, a new stupid bot by Rob Manuel that generates sex tips, without using AI, just good old fashioned writing templates with silly words in them. FOLLOW NOW. LAUNCHING SOON.
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Announcing SEX TIPS BOT, a new stupid bot by Rob Manuel that generates sex tips, without using AI, just good old fashioned writing templates with silly words in them. FOLLOW NOW. LAUNCHING SOON.
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
At a £5 price point buy me an old music magazine on eBay from the 1980s. You might even get more than one if you find the right charity shop.
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
At a £5 price point buy me an old music magazine on eBay from the 1980s. You might even get more than one if you find the right charity shop.
Often think I hate documentaries as I have no interest in talking heads or some dick reading an essay whilst walking around a castle. Then "The Making of Do They Know It's Christmas?" reminds me how good they can be. All contemporary footage, no v/o, fly on the wall brilliance. You're in the room.
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Often think I hate documentaries as I have no interest in talking heads or some dick reading an essay whilst walking around a castle. Then "The Making of Do They Know It's Christmas?" reminds me how good they can be. All contemporary footage, no v/o, fly on the wall brilliance. You're in the room.
Sister in a play and I went with dad to watch. Dad fell asleep & I watched him slowly falling of his chair then wake as reflex kicked in. He screamed. Whole place including cast looked at him. He spoke up, "I'm sorry, but I fell asleep." Backstage "who was that twat?" my sister denied knowing him.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sister in a play and I went with dad to watch. Dad fell asleep & I watched him slowly falling of his chair then wake as reflex kicked in. He screamed. Whole place including cast looked at him. He spoke up, "I'm sorry, but I fell asleep." Backstage "who was that twat?" my sister denied knowing him.
It had never occurred to me that “blowing smoke up your ass” was actually a thing. Thanks Science Museum.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It had never occurred to me that “blowing smoke up your ass” was actually a thing. Thanks Science Museum.