Robort
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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Finally bit the bullet and installed ESP32 controllers in all my mini splits and I feel like such an idiot for not having just done so sooner
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Finally bit the bullet and installed ESP32 controllers in all my mini splits and I feel like such an idiot for not having just done so sooner
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
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you know what? fuck it. theremin mode. github.com/samhenrigold...
September 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
you know what? fuck it. theremin mode. github.com/samhenrigold...
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
I’m at a point in my career where I’m mentoring college students which is pretty surreal. I could joke about “not being trusted with the youth” but I’m earnestly pretty excited?
Modern Robert continues to surprise legacy Robert
Modern Robert continues to surprise legacy Robert
August 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m at a point in my career where I’m mentoring college students which is pretty surreal. I could joke about “not being trusted with the youth” but I’m earnestly pretty excited?
Modern Robert continues to surprise legacy Robert
Modern Robert continues to surprise legacy Robert
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sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass
August 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass
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by age 30 you should have:
* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets
* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets
August 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
by age 30 you should have:
* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets
* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets
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Maybe 10 years ago: Technology is great and makes my life easier in many ways
Now (holding a big caveman club): We must destroy machine
Now (holding a big caveman club): We must destroy machine
July 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Maybe 10 years ago: Technology is great and makes my life easier in many ways
Now (holding a big caveman club): We must destroy machine
Now (holding a big caveman club): We must destroy machine
Cardboard gambling went good today
July 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Cardboard gambling went good today
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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It’s over, I’ve depicted you as the sobbing hysterical Jordan Peterson and me as the smug unbothered Piers Morgan.
June 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It’s over, I’ve depicted you as the sobbing hysterical Jordan Peterson and me as the smug unbothered Piers Morgan.
Custom deck #1 total cost: $30
Custom deck #2 contains cards that individual outspend deck #1
This is the cry for help
Custom deck #2 contains cards that individual outspend deck #1
This is the cry for help
One of the tables in my house has become a feverish sprawl of Magic cards and I vaguely recall swearing I wouldn’t let this happen
June 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Custom deck #1 total cost: $30
Custom deck #2 contains cards that individual outspend deck #1
This is the cry for help
Custom deck #2 contains cards that individual outspend deck #1
This is the cry for help
I kind of wish I could get the phone support customer service document in front of me so I know what I’m going to be upsold on and when I need to pay attention
June 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I kind of wish I could get the phone support customer service document in front of me so I know what I’m going to be upsold on and when I need to pay attention
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this