carly rae jetpack
@rocketeer.bsky.social
rachel. 🖖🏼 fish-witted fuck. aestian elsewhere.
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carly rae jetpack
@rocketeer.bsky.social
· Nov 13
just realized i can corner the market on yoona posting on this app no one else is doing it. my city now
literally what am i still doing trying to live
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
literally what am i still doing trying to live
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
when you want to ask a question but cant find the right time or words so you just sit there like
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
when you want to ask a question but cant find the right time or words so you just sit there like
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this is your fault, Bill
personally, specifically, your fault
you could have blocked this guy, you more than anyone had the power, and you chose not to do it
you own this and I hope you choke on it
personally, specifically, your fault
you could have blocked this guy, you more than anyone had the power, and you chose not to do it
you own this and I hope you choke on it
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
this is your fault, Bill
personally, specifically, your fault
you could have blocked this guy, you more than anyone had the power, and you chose not to do it
you own this and I hope you choke on it
personally, specifically, your fault
you could have blocked this guy, you more than anyone had the power, and you chose not to do it
you own this and I hope you choke on it
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
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all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
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that's right. fuck that stupid owl
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
that's right. fuck that stupid owl
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
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Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"
NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
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𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢, Untitled, 1949
pigmented hide glue and oil on canvas
📸 catarinalay on instagram Gift of The Mark Rothko Foundation, Inc. overall: 204.15 × 168.6 × 5.08 cm (80 3/8 × 66 3/8 × 2 in.)
© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
pigmented hide glue and oil on canvas
📸 catarinalay on instagram Gift of The Mark Rothko Foundation, Inc. overall: 204.15 × 168.6 × 5.08 cm (80 3/8 × 66 3/8 × 2 in.)
© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢, Untitled, 1949
pigmented hide glue and oil on canvas
📸 catarinalay on instagram Gift of The Mark Rothko Foundation, Inc. overall: 204.15 × 168.6 × 5.08 cm (80 3/8 × 66 3/8 × 2 in.)
© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
pigmented hide glue and oil on canvas
📸 catarinalay on instagram Gift of The Mark Rothko Foundation, Inc. overall: 204.15 × 168.6 × 5.08 cm (80 3/8 × 66 3/8 × 2 in.)
© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
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“An inspired project that’s far better than a typical lyrics collection” writes Kirkus in a starred review www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...
THIS YEAR | Kirkus Reviews
Lyrics and commentary from the beloved Mountain Goats singer-songwriter.
www.kirkusreviews.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“An inspired project that’s far better than a typical lyrics collection” writes Kirkus in a starred review www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
“I walk around Portland, and I go, ‘Fuck you, assholes. Portland is fine.’” - John Darnielle, @themountaingoats.bsky.social. We're proud to claim you as a Portlander, sir.
The Mountain Goats Ascend to Revolution Hall
Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle discusses musicals, his new album, and why he keeps coming home to Portland.
www.wweek.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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boys night out on the taiga
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
boys night out on the taiga
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
my facebook account was suspended for logging in after 4 years and liking a single post made by my mom
Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.
“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"
time.com/7336204/meta...
“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"
time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
my facebook account was suspended for logging in after 4 years and liking a single post made by my mom
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The best game on bluesky is bit, bot, or bozo.
August 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The best game on bluesky is bit, bot, or bozo.
funniest part of figuring out the weird texts i was getting was bc i was added to a groupchat invitation by someone i dont talk to anymore bc she sucks and i gave her too much grace for like a literal decade is knowing that for some reason shes still got my number? girl. at least name it DO NOT TEXT
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
funniest part of figuring out the weird texts i was getting was bc i was added to a groupchat invitation by someone i dont talk to anymore bc she sucks and i gave her too much grace for like a literal decade is knowing that for some reason shes still got my number? girl. at least name it DO NOT TEXT
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어느 회사원과 수상한 사람
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
어느 회사원과 수상한 사람
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years too late
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson
Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey E. Epstein.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
years too late