R. Daniel
@rodangol.bsky.social
I aim to misbehave. I consume souls.
This is the way
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This is the way
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Wanna make tv profitable?
BRING BACK 23-EPISODE SEASONS OF TV THAT COME OUT EVERY YEAR ON THE ACTUAL TV INSTEAD OF THIS 10 EPISODES EVERY 2-3 YEARS STREAMING BS AND STOP PAYING CEOS THE GDP OF A SMALL NATION FOR RUNNING THE COMPANY INTO THE FUCKING GROUND!
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
BRING BACK 23-EPISODE SEASONS OF TV THAT COME OUT EVERY YEAR ON THE ACTUAL TV INSTEAD OF THIS 10 EPISODES EVERY 2-3 YEARS STREAMING BS AND STOP PAYING CEOS THE GDP OF A SMALL NATION FOR RUNNING THE COMPANY INTO THE FUCKING GROUND!
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Wanna make tv profitable?
BRING BACK 23-EPISODE SEASONS OF TV THAT COME OUT EVERY YEAR ON THE ACTUAL TV INSTEAD OF THIS 10 EPISODES EVERY 2-3 YEARS STREAMING BS AND STOP PAYING CEOS THE GDP OF A SMALL NATION FOR RUNNING THE COMPANY INTO THE FUCKING GROUND!
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
BRING BACK 23-EPISODE SEASONS OF TV THAT COME OUT EVERY YEAR ON THE ACTUAL TV INSTEAD OF THIS 10 EPISODES EVERY 2-3 YEARS STREAMING BS AND STOP PAYING CEOS THE GDP OF A SMALL NATION FOR RUNNING THE COMPANY INTO THE FUCKING GROUND!
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
Wait. gro*epedia is a real thing and no one is punching him in the dick?
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wait. gro*epedia is a real thing and no one is punching him in the dick?
5 out of 5 sips agree: I make delicious C.A.T. mead. Cat photo for appreciation.
The mead is fermented with cinnamon apple tea aka CAT
The mead is fermented with cinnamon apple tea aka CAT
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
5 out of 5 sips agree: I make delicious C.A.T. mead. Cat photo for appreciation.
The mead is fermented with cinnamon apple tea aka CAT
The mead is fermented with cinnamon apple tea aka CAT
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rich people will still vaccinate their kids. Poor people, however...
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
rich people will still vaccinate their kids. Poor people, however...
So, Mimic can be 3,8,9,10,11, but the mimic heel is specifically 11
Essential dungeon crawl monsters:
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
So, Mimic can be 3,8,9,10,11, but the mimic heel is specifically 11
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How to talk with ice:
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How to talk with ice:
“Secretary of the U.S. Department of Health, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., is expected to announce a package of measures that would criminalize health care for minors.”
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday. n.pr/44xQKdD
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz to announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Secretary of the U.S. Department of Health, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., is expected to announce a package of measures that would criminalize health care for minors.”
GWAR gum
Chew on that
Chew on that
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
GWAR gum
Chew on that
Chew on that
People keep saying there are words in this post
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
People keep saying there are words in this post
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they keep emphasizing that these are on "known narcotrafficking routes" and like, those are just route-routes. there are not special ocean highways for drugs.
I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
they keep emphasizing that these are on "known narcotrafficking routes" and like, those are just route-routes. there are not special ocean highways for drugs.
Irony is Christians co-opting all possible winter celebrations and observances only to focus their global celebrations on a mis-represented fae and his gift-giving habits.
December 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Irony is Christians co-opting all possible winter celebrations and observances only to focus their global celebrations on a mis-represented fae and his gift-giving habits.
Here’s an example of negative framing
Is this person making plain manicotti noodles? No! - it’s an elitist statement against people who use premade sauce
And that’s sad, because premade sauce is the best - at home or store
Frame positive!
“I'm gonna bake manicotti tonight.
With homemade sauce.”
Is this person making plain manicotti noodles? No! - it’s an elitist statement against people who use premade sauce
And that’s sad, because premade sauce is the best - at home or store
Frame positive!
“I'm gonna bake manicotti tonight.
With homemade sauce.”
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here’s an example of negative framing
Is this person making plain manicotti noodles? No! - it’s an elitist statement against people who use premade sauce
And that’s sad, because premade sauce is the best - at home or store
Frame positive!
“I'm gonna bake manicotti tonight.
With homemade sauce.”
Is this person making plain manicotti noodles? No! - it’s an elitist statement against people who use premade sauce
And that’s sad, because premade sauce is the best - at home or store
Frame positive!
“I'm gonna bake manicotti tonight.
With homemade sauce.”
since we have fewer than 9 days left in the year, it's good to be thinking about better things to do in the next turn:
eating more okonomiyaki. they are by definition the best
eating more okonomiyaki. they are by definition the best
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
since we have fewer than 9 days left in the year, it's good to be thinking about better things to do in the next turn:
eating more okonomiyaki. they are by definition the best
eating more okonomiyaki. they are by definition the best
It’s fun blocking accounts sharing their attempted dunks of posts from Twitter and Truth social.
Thanks, but not thanks, I won’t be tasting the shit you’re eating.
Thanks, but not thanks, I won’t be tasting the shit you’re eating.
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s fun blocking accounts sharing their attempted dunks of posts from Twitter and Truth social.
Thanks, but not thanks, I won’t be tasting the shit you’re eating.
Thanks, but not thanks, I won’t be tasting the shit you’re eating.
I’ve already canceled Disney subscriptions, so I guess now Disney goes on the Walmart list.
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’ve already canceled Disney subscriptions, so I guess now Disney goes on the Walmart list.
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Broke: Not writing at all
Woke: Writing more to get better at writing
Bespoke: Writing more so you have an excuse to commission your friends for art to go with your stories
Woke: Writing more to get better at writing
Bespoke: Writing more so you have an excuse to commission your friends for art to go with your stories
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Broke: Not writing at all
Woke: Writing more to get better at writing
Bespoke: Writing more so you have an excuse to commission your friends for art to go with your stories
Woke: Writing more to get better at writing
Bespoke: Writing more so you have an excuse to commission your friends for art to go with your stories
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This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they've stolen: Survey
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they’ve stolen: Survey
More than a third of self-checkout thieves see the kiosks as “unpaid work” so taking small items “feels like compensation.”
ktla.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids
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Pastor Black: While I was in the middle of using the words of Jesus, they opened fire on me. It was so clear that they had been so poorly trained, or — the alternative — that they had been deliberately told to escalate violence against peaceful protesters.
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pastor Black: While I was in the middle of using the words of Jesus, they opened fire on me. It was so clear that they had been so poorly trained, or — the alternative — that they had been deliberately told to escalate violence against peaceful protesters.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
What’s more American than health insurance declining to pay for your health medicine.
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What’s more American than health insurance declining to pay for your health medicine.
lol. “Why is society so social-coded” is effin hilarious
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
lol. “Why is society so social-coded” is effin hilarious
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Pass legislation requiring that no one earning less than $100k a year be audited or pursued for tax debt while corporatons use arcane loopholes to avoid paying any tax at all.
My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pass legislation requiring that no one earning less than $100k a year be audited or pursued for tax debt while corporatons use arcane loopholes to avoid paying any tax at all.
The funniest part of this natural ferment is the snot ball (the only remnant of the initial, slightly foamy start. It’s fermenting, but the only evidence is bubbles popping so tiny that you can only see it with light reflecting from the surface, slowly inflating the plastic seal.
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The funniest part of this natural ferment is the snot ball (the only remnant of the initial, slightly foamy start. It’s fermenting, but the only evidence is bubbles popping so tiny that you can only see it with light reflecting from the surface, slowly inflating the plastic seal.