roofgeese
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Goose. 37. MK fan. come at me scrublord, I'm ripped.
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The Sultan of Suave graces us with his beautiful mug to share his Top 10 Games of 2025! Also maybe the only list this year that mentions boobs.
giantbomb.com/articles/man...
giantbomb.com/articles/man...
Mansoor's Top 10 Games of 2025 | Giant Bomb
Mansoor's Top 10 Games of 2025 - A guest list for GiantBomb.com's 2025 Game of the Year extravaganza.
giantbomb.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Sultan of Suave graces us with his beautiful mug to share his Top 10 Games of 2025! Also maybe the only list this year that mentions boobs.
giantbomb.com/articles/man...
giantbomb.com/articles/man...
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excited to share all my rolls for 2025 #blessed #gottamakethatBREAD
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
excited to share all my rolls for 2025 #blessed #gottamakethatBREAD
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hard day at the possum factory
December 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
hard day at the possum factory
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Having strong pattern recognition skills can suck because people will not believe you at all lmao
December 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Having strong pattern recognition skills can suck because people will not believe you at all lmao
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big challenges fans are in luck, I just restocked my boy!
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
big challenges fans are in luck, I just restocked my boy!
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"You will be visited by three ghosts"
*watching Muppets Christmas Carol*
THERE WAS FIVE OF EM
*watching Muppets Christmas Carol*
THERE WAS FIVE OF EM
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"You will be visited by three ghosts"
*watching Muppets Christmas Carol*
THERE WAS FIVE OF EM
*watching Muppets Christmas Carol*
THERE WAS FIVE OF EM
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Credit Ste Patterson
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Credit Ste Patterson
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Haha Akio got what he deserved on this day, 29 years ago. Happy Eat Shit Akio Day!!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Haha Akio got what he deserved on this day, 29 years ago. Happy Eat Shit Akio Day!!!
can we talk about how good ProZD is in The Elephant
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
can we talk about how good ProZD is in The Elephant
god I love Maria Bamford
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
god I love Maria Bamford
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Pepsi XL (1995-1995): A "light"/"mid-calorie" cola, made with a combination of high-fructose corn syrup and aspartame. "XL" did not stand for "extra large", but rather "e𝐗cellent taste, 50% 𝐋ess sugar"...seriously
March 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Pepsi XL (1995-1995): A "light"/"mid-calorie" cola, made with a combination of high-fructose corn syrup and aspartame. "XL" did not stand for "extra large", but rather "e𝐗cellent taste, 50% 𝐋ess sugar"...seriously
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If anyone is interested in making the Lunchables Deluxe Herb Sauce at home:
1/4 c Dijon Mustard
1/4 c Olive Oil
1/4 cup light Sour Cream
1 Tbs White Wine Vinegar,
A dash of black pepper,
3 TBS chopped fresh dill,
Maple Syrup, Honey or Stevia to taste, whisk to combine
1/4 c Dijon Mustard
1/4 c Olive Oil
1/4 cup light Sour Cream
1 Tbs White Wine Vinegar,
A dash of black pepper,
3 TBS chopped fresh dill,
Maple Syrup, Honey or Stevia to taste, whisk to combine
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If anyone is interested in making the Lunchables Deluxe Herb Sauce at home:
1/4 c Dijon Mustard
1/4 c Olive Oil
1/4 cup light Sour Cream
1 Tbs White Wine Vinegar,
A dash of black pepper,
3 TBS chopped fresh dill,
Maple Syrup, Honey or Stevia to taste, whisk to combine
1/4 c Dijon Mustard
1/4 c Olive Oil
1/4 cup light Sour Cream
1 Tbs White Wine Vinegar,
A dash of black pepper,
3 TBS chopped fresh dill,
Maple Syrup, Honey or Stevia to taste, whisk to combine
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Lunchables Deluxe (1990-circa 2009): A line of "Lunchables" pre-made lunch packs, aimed at adults. The Deluxe line featured crackers, two types of meats and cheeses, a special mustard sauce (herb/dijon), and an Andes mint
June 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Lunchables Deluxe (1990-circa 2009): A line of "Lunchables" pre-made lunch packs, aimed at adults. The Deluxe line featured crackers, two types of meats and cheeses, a special mustard sauce (herb/dijon), and an Andes mint
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the CEO of larian just pulled the "i'm 12 years old on myspace and my internet girlfriend dumped me" move i'm not kidding
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
the CEO of larian just pulled the "i'm 12 years old on myspace and my internet girlfriend dumped me" move i'm not kidding
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Ben & Jerry's Sugar Plum (1989-1990): Rich plum ice cream loaded with a caramel swirl. Released as a tribute to the iconic Victorian-era Christmas treat
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ben & Jerry's Sugar Plum (1989-1990): Rich plum ice cream loaded with a caramel swirl. Released as a tribute to the iconic Victorian-era Christmas treat
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Here's the email I sent to my senators this week, I have been contacting them regularly about this since May. Feel free to tweak it and make it your own:
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Here's the email I sent to my senators this week, I have been contacting them regularly about this since May. Feel free to tweak it and make it your own:
bring it baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Hershey's RSVP (1985-circa 1992): An "elegant" offering from Hershey's, this chocolate bar was made up of 6 squares, each filled with either caramel or chocolate creme. It came wrapped in gold foil, packed in a fancy red box.
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
bring it baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
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i really really really like this image
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i really really really like this image
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While Fruitopia went with a psychedelic, "groovival" aesthetic, for their first run design Fruit Works went with a Rusted Root-World of Science-Kokopelli-Pure Moods-Bath and Body Works-Canvas Farmer's Market Bag-Save the Whales-1996 ass aesthetic
May 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
While Fruitopia went with a psychedelic, "groovival" aesthetic, for their first run design Fruit Works went with a Rusted Root-World of Science-Kokopelli-Pure Moods-Bath and Body Works-Canvas Farmer's Market Bag-Save the Whales-1996 ass aesthetic
OUGH. The late 90s/early 00s art on this box....I love it so much
Sunrise Organic (1999-circa 2002): A crispy, honey-sweetened "net"-shaped corn and wheat cereal from General Mills. It holds the distinction of being the first certified (*), all-organic cereal from a major company in the US.
December 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
OUGH. The late 90s/early 00s art on this box....I love it so much
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YES! I will add a puke machine operator to your MMY avatar if you ask for it
Now that we rediscovered #MadMen through its vomit machine, maybe you want to BRING BACK THE MAD MEN YOURSELF #AVATARS, but update it for the go-go 2020s?
I designed the art for #MadMenYourself and I can up-res your little guy for as little as $50 using THE ORIGINAL PEOPLE PARTS from the app.
I designed the art for #MadMenYourself and I can up-res your little guy for as little as $50 using THE ORIGINAL PEOPLE PARTS from the app.
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
YES! I will add a puke machine operator to your MMY avatar if you ask for it