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Rostimus Prime
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Actually getting it together. Wish me luck
I just put half a stick of butter into this soup and my life will never been the same. Also, I will never not be full of soup from this day on
February 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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3 hours of shoveling; watching multiple cars get stuck in front of the house. It's amazing how many drivers don't wanna hear about rocking their car or driving in L. They love to step on the gas and burn up their tires, getting nowhere. You wanna know why?

Young hoes Cook everything on high heat
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Watching Muppet Family Christmas and then re-discovering how the Ripped from TV version someone uploaded to YouTube ends: youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4?...

#doomedbaby
A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) - Full Special
YouTube video by Parkscope Blog (Parkscope)
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December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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The dark era of dogs humiliating human players by Air Budding is finally over.
December 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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It’s true, I am a universal constant, like farts in a submarine.
Great scientist, including Bill Nye and @neildegrassetyson.com and even the great Beakman of Beakman’s World have tried to analyze the coolness of @gailsimone.bsky.social and have concluded that it is infinite. There is no real way to contain it.
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Klingon therapist: "today is a good day to cry."
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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🖤✨
October 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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NEW VIDEO! Star Trek Retro Review: "Prototype" (VOY) | A.I. Gone Awry youtu.be/TWTq8kqnQFY
Star Trek Retro Review: "Prototype" (VOY) | A.I. Gone Awry
YouTube video by Steve Shives
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October 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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*Grandpa Simpson voice* "My son is NOT a narc! He may be a liar, a thief, a snappy dresser, a narc, but he is NOT a porn star!
September 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me: I don’t feel well.

Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
July 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔
July 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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99% of my job is making decisions and the other 99% of my job is convincing people about those decisions
June 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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A senator celebrating the murder of political opponents should be expelled. Not debated. Not excused. Expelled.
June 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!
June 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Moisturize me!!
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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The first sexbots were surprisingly aggressive.
May 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Fuck yeah, reverse card our ass.
May 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I got that dawg in me. It's Scooby-Doo. He's terrified. Please let him go home and eat sandwiches.
May 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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THE LAST OF US but it's deep dish pizza
May 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM