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I like board games and books and my cat.
Dallas, TX.
It’s inch wrest sting that I’ve never seen an ai video successfully recreate RFK Jr’s vocal warble
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I love Kenya Pleaser. I love Jane Don’t.
January 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
But at least there is the Kimberly Akimbo tour next week
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It’s almost like the Christian right had a problem with the command to “love thy neighbor” so they found a guy to forcibly remove the neighbors they didn’t like ñ
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
oh no the Canadian gay travel influencer couple I love is having problems
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
For my musical theatre people: one small joy that has kept me sane in the past few months is the Queen of the Mist cast recording.
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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1) The "they're all secretly gay" thing is old and tired.

2) Until Newsom does actual good for the LGBTQ+ community, he can shut the hell up.
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Who will be the Sally Bowles of this era
January 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Ohhh a *spooky* work email to round out the day.
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Nathan for You
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Good day to share one of my finer moments online.
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Depressing that I only think of global events in terms of the video game civilization but—
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Just feels like “The Gulf of America” concept is being taken too seriously and looking at the news makes me itchy feeling.
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
convinced that we're about to invade Cuba
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I am still stunned
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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final stage of US empire sees us capturing several presidents, putting them in a house, and making a show. we will watch the presidents fall in love. we will watch them hate and despise and reconcile with each other. a thrilling conclusion to the american project. well then there's All Stars
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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A thousand likes on this post and I’ll get this tattoo 🙂‍↕️
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
This is so depressing. I guess this country is just done for?
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Wow dry January is here huh
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
RuPaul waterboarded Jinkx in the dunk tank challenge
January 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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At the end of the day The Great Gatsby is just a book about commuting from Long Island
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Lots of evangelical missionaries walking around downtown Dallas today. Be careful out there!
December 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM