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Roya Hellbender
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Pdx musician, artist, author & booktuber, cuz why not do all the things🐈‍⬛🐈🐈🐕
https://linktr.ee/Royahellbender
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My book is available on bookshop dot org, so if you’re like me and would rather support indie bookstores than Jeff, this is where you want to get books (including indie books and ebooks 🎉)
bookshop.org/p/books/fire...
The goodest floof.
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
One of the AI things for more information on a lost cat post in a Facebook group said “how to make cat calling work”.
I already don’t trust AI but I stgjfrujf.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I have a near-future thriller coming out next June about an obstetrician who gets kidnapped by a cult!

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
A very acrobatic cat.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Yup
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A band I was in for 5 months kicked me out yesterday. This was so abrupt. We just played a show out of town and had another one coming up.
This is the 3rd time I’ve been kicked out of a band, but only the first time that it came completely out of left field like that. I didn’t see it coming at ALL.
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
November 2025 Reading Wrap Up Part 1
YouTube video by Unicorn Hunter Books
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Painted some more dnd minis last night, and might do a couple more tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Refusing to work with Israeli academics means refusing to work with one of the main sources of dissent within Israeli society. To be sure, their views are not uniform, but that is a reason to avoid broad based bans,
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A floof.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Attention WA/Seattle area!

Oscar is a 5 year old male (fixed) cat looking for a home! His owner recently passed away and my brother is looking for a new home for him. He's up to date on all his shots.

If you know anyone who is looking for a companion, let me know! Boosts are appreciated.
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My 2 main nicknames for Horatio have always been Floofins and Mr. Moo. Somehow, I recently combined them and have been calling him “Mr. Moofins” lately.
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
These are most of the stickers I have available. If you think any of these (or cat necklaces or keychains) seem like good Halloween presents, Christmas presents, cool new things for yourself, etc. you can check them out at unicornhunterdesigns.storenvy.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Look at the smol lion 😻
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Telling moment: I was walking back from the rally, but a couple miles from it, carrying nothing but my gigantic American flag. An eight year old on his bike sees me with it and yells "No Kings!!" with absolute conviction.

My friends, they have lost the flag.
October 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I just keep thinking about the first guy to put on the frog costume reading the news today and seeing frogs literally all over the world

what a fucking thing, man

that 25 year old did more for the country in a week than most of the NYT op-ed section in a lifetime
October 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Happy 3-year gotcha day to the twins 🐈 🐈
October 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Firing someone purely for their political affiliation is illegal and is a violation of free speech.
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A lot of setup goes into making these videos. Thankfully I have a lot of help from Allister 🐈
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Number Generator Picks my TBR
YouTube video by Unicorn Hunter Books
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I filmed another random reading vlog because why not.
youtu.be/5AqJfiqW0vY?...
Current Read Cleanup Reading Vlog
YouTube video by Unicorn Hunter Books
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My band’s very first post that includes our new singer in any way, and we get a weird comment from someone who had auditioned, saying “I guess you didn’t get my audio”.
Don’t be that guy. 🙄
Once he actually hears her sing he’ll eat his words.
October 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM