Rozanna Taylor
@rozannabanana.bsky.social
27. Metalhead. Tattooed and pierced. All things movies/tv. ❤️
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Happy birthday to my beautiful wife @rozannabanana.bsky.social, I love you more than I love The Beatles. Whew, that was hard to say
October 29, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Happy birthday to my beautiful wife @rozannabanana.bsky.social, I love you more than I love The Beatles. Whew, that was hard to say
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hot girl summer is over
it’s hot ghoul fall
it’s hot ghoul fall
October 27, 2023 at 3:30 PM
hot girl summer is over
it’s hot ghoul fall
it’s hot ghoul fall
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My knees ache when the weather is bad and I get chilly if it’s under 85 degrees if you’re needing a new grandma
October 6, 2023 at 2:22 AM
My knees ache when the weather is bad and I get chilly if it’s under 85 degrees if you’re needing a new grandma
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"Good boy,” I say, lightly petting my burrito.
October 5, 2023 at 4:34 PM
"Good boy,” I say, lightly petting my burrito.
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everyone's cat is named either Eunice or Tomato Bisque
September 9, 2023 at 10:42 PM
everyone's cat is named either Eunice or Tomato Bisque
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Fighting the urge to get out of bed and bake a chicken at eleven pm
September 10, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Fighting the urge to get out of bed and bake a chicken at eleven pm
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what does the phrase “they turned up missing” mean? did they turn up or are they missing?
September 9, 2023 at 8:44 PM
what does the phrase “they turned up missing” mean? did they turn up or are they missing?
Today at work, my boss told me that I got a promotion with the raise I got a few weeks ago.
It’s nice to finally be appreciated in a work place. 🖤
It’s nice to finally be appreciated in a work place. 🖤
September 6, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Today at work, my boss told me that I got a promotion with the raise I got a few weeks ago.
It’s nice to finally be appreciated in a work place. 🖤
It’s nice to finally be appreciated in a work place. 🖤
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me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
September 4, 2023 at 5:09 PM
me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
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Me: Fuck, I’m so glad I don’t live in Florida.
Her: Yeah, that hurricane looks scary.
Me: Hurricane?
Her: Yeah, that hurricane looks scary.
Me: Hurricane?
August 29, 2023 at 10:06 AM
Me: Fuck, I’m so glad I don’t live in Florida.
Her: Yeah, that hurricane looks scary.
Me: Hurricane?
Her: Yeah, that hurricane looks scary.
Me: Hurricane?
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Me [adds an apple corer to shared shopping list @rozannabanana.bsky.social uses when I’m at work]
Also me [checks prices for apple corer on Amazon, sees they’re cheap, buys one, forgetting to remove from shopping list]
We now have three apple corers you guys
Also me [checks prices for apple corer on Amazon, sees they’re cheap, buys one, forgetting to remove from shopping list]
We now have three apple corers you guys
August 27, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Me [adds an apple corer to shared shopping list @rozannabanana.bsky.social uses when I’m at work]
Also me [checks prices for apple corer on Amazon, sees they’re cheap, buys one, forgetting to remove from shopping list]
We now have three apple corers you guys
Also me [checks prices for apple corer on Amazon, sees they’re cheap, buys one, forgetting to remove from shopping list]
We now have three apple corers you guys
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JOHN LENNON: imagine all the people
ME: [head explodes]
ME: [head explodes]
August 27, 2023 at 6:05 PM
JOHN LENNON: imagine all the people
ME: [head explodes]
ME: [head explodes]