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in life there are essentially two options:
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
in life there are essentially two options:
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Me too, picnic bear. Me too
December 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Me too, picnic bear. Me too
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His Internet went out so he's shitposting in the streets.
September 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
His Internet went out so he's shitposting in the streets.
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people will tell you they don't understand gender fluidity then look right at a ship called the Edmund Fitzgerald and call it "her" without missing a beat
September 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
people will tell you they don't understand gender fluidity then look right at a ship called the Edmund Fitzgerald and call it "her" without missing a beat
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Whoever did this and I would get along well.
September 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Whoever did this and I would get along well.
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Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
September 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
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my husband invited the neighbors over to hang out sometime. so, now we have to move.
August 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
my husband invited the neighbors over to hang out sometime. so, now we have to move.
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Our Jira tickets have prefix "GSYS-" but people pronounce as "Jesus" adds a new dimension to the daily standups.
August 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Our Jira tickets have prefix "GSYS-" but people pronounce as "Jesus" adds a new dimension to the daily standups.
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“Have you heard the good moose?”
August 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“Have you heard the good moose?”
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
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When you want to join the pool party, but you don’t want to get wet 😂
🎥memeplay
🎥memeplay
May 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
When you want to join the pool party, but you don’t want to get wet 😂
🎥memeplay
🎥memeplay
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BANK TELLER: to open an account I'll need a first name
ME: Robin
BANK TELLER: and a last?
ME: Dabanc
BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc
Me: *slowly reveals gun*
ME: Robin
BANK TELLER: and a last?
ME: Dabanc
BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc
Me: *slowly reveals gun*
February 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BANK TELLER: to open an account I'll need a first name
ME: Robin
BANK TELLER: and a last?
ME: Dabanc
BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc
Me: *slowly reveals gun*
ME: Robin
BANK TELLER: and a last?
ME: Dabanc
BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc
Me: *slowly reveals gun*
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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So tragic that it happened right after she posted about having a lovely coffee in the garden with him in the morning, too. Now he’s going to have to teach their kid how to open a can of beans all by himself so they can make chili for the neighbours who adopted a goldfish that fell from the sky
February 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
So tragic that it happened right after she posted about having a lovely coffee in the garden with him in the morning, too. Now he’s going to have to teach their kid how to open a can of beans all by himself so they can make chili for the neighbours who adopted a goldfish that fell from the sky
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he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined
February 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined
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A friend has just devised an incredible schema for what lazy europe, pervert europe, and all of america is like. 10/10, no notes.
February 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A friend has just devised an incredible schema for what lazy europe, pervert europe, and all of america is like. 10/10, no notes.
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No one warns you how much of parenting is just sitting in your car in a parking lot.
February 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
No one warns you how much of parenting is just sitting in your car in a parking lot.
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This always cheers me up
January 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This always cheers me up
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This is the most ridiculous thing ever and also the best ever use of LinkedIn.
December 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
This is the most ridiculous thing ever and also the best ever use of LinkedIn.