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Pavlovs Dong
@rubrikate.bsky.social
I have a vile sense of humor but I'm a decent man

PhD in sexualizing old men
Ben Franklin enthusiast

🪴Pro-420
🔼Lvl 338
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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me: everyone get behind me 🚶🏽💪🏽🤜🏽🤛🏽
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I love the way certain book covers feel
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I have to say weird stuff or I'll die
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Now my week is done
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
LinkedIn is just a grifter website
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I was a PC user at the time but they were clearly right about this
September 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Ooh BIG PINK, the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
All my friends are emotionally intelligent. I just can't stomach having someone around me who isn't able to understand why I would do anything I do
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Naughty cat ~
lvl 20 - lvl 40 🐈‍⬛

#mgs #ocelot #MGSDelta #MGSV #sketch #fanart
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The optimal relationship is when one partner is a war criminal persona and the other is a peace keeper persona
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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IGN is paying attention to censorship again. Use their momentum, call visa and mastercard, tell them you read the article, ask them why they're censoring legal stuff

reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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anyone ever play Spider-Man Friend or Dafoe on PS2? What do you think of it?
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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I would love to know how this localization choice got into Phantasy Star IV: The End of the Millennium
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Pet Peeve: when an obituary is written wrong
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Boobs
Money
Ass

Hell yeah
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Repost with your OC & let people comment what song they think of when they see them 🗡️

Here's one of the playlists I made so u can see if u picked one that matches his vibe, I am curious to what ppl pick for him 👀
link.deezer.com/s/31HrCPJuhZ...
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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💀⚔️💫
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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just a lil of this before getting to real comics
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM