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Old bankruptcy law guy in Missouri. Probably should be working.
@WendellSherk on that dying bird app.
@WendellSherk on that dying bird app.
All too accurate.
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
All too accurate.
You HAVE TO do this. The quotas are impossible to fill with Home Depot sweeps.
You can easily target folks who comply and supply their "find me here" data. We don't have anything like the millions of truly illegal migrants so you have to make them and they need to be easily found.
You can easily target folks who comply and supply their "find me here" data. We don't have anything like the millions of truly illegal migrants so you have to make them and they need to be easily found.
He’s making people ‘illegal’ by cancelling their paperwork. Do folks understand this has never been about ‘doing it the right way’ or ‘following the law’?
ICYMI: “I don't think we've ever, as a country, seen such a huge number of people losing their immigration status all at once,” said Julia Gelatt, the associate director of the U.S. Immigration Policy Program at the Migration Policy Institute. www.newsfromthestates.com/article/trum...
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You HAVE TO do this. The quotas are impossible to fill with Home Depot sweeps.
You can easily target folks who comply and supply their "find me here" data. We don't have anything like the millions of truly illegal migrants so you have to make them and they need to be easily found.
You can easily target folks who comply and supply their "find me here" data. We don't have anything like the millions of truly illegal migrants so you have to make them and they need to be easily found.
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
Remember when Jackie Kennedy parked a replica of the limo JFK was killed in on the lawn outside a party to celebrate her new lobbying firm and you could have yor pic taken in the back seat where JFK died? Same thing really.
December 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Remember when Jackie Kennedy parked a replica of the limo JFK was killed in on the lawn outside a party to celebrate her new lobbying firm and you could have yor pic taken in the back seat where JFK died? Same thing really.
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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URGENT: I need a Minneapolis immigration attorney for a client in the hospital and likely detained by ICE. If anyone here has contacts with someone, or better yet practices in this area, please reach out to me via DM.
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
URGENT: I need a Minneapolis immigration attorney for a client in the hospital and likely detained by ICE. If anyone here has contacts with someone, or better yet practices in this area, please reach out to me via DM.
This whole thread gave me 1L flashbacks of Professor McManus and those f'ing fireworks in the train station.
Your yearly reminder that the protagonist of Jingle Bells is fully culpable for any misfortune to Fanny Brice during said sleigh ride, as they had correctly identified the horse as being accident-prone prior to the ride.
What say you, @kenwhite.bsky.social?
What say you, @kenwhite.bsky.social?
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This whole thread gave me 1L flashbacks of Professor McManus and those f'ing fireworks in the train station.
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Your yearly reminder that the protagonist of Jingle Bells is fully culpable for any misfortune to Fanny Brice during said sleigh ride, as they had correctly identified the horse as being accident-prone prior to the ride.
What say you, @kenwhite.bsky.social?
What say you, @kenwhite.bsky.social?
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Your yearly reminder that the protagonist of Jingle Bells is fully culpable for any misfortune to Fanny Brice during said sleigh ride, as they had correctly identified the horse as being accident-prone prior to the ride.
What say you, @kenwhite.bsky.social?
What say you, @kenwhite.bsky.social?
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There's still time to order fantasy subway map for Christmas presents! Surely you know someone who needs:
- a Hobbit subway map
- a LoTR subway map
- a Narnia subway map
They're right there, at my Etsy store, waiting for you!
#LOTR #Narnia #Maps #Subway
www.etsy.com/shop/Surpris...
- a Hobbit subway map
- a LoTR subway map
- a Narnia subway map
They're right there, at my Etsy store, waiting for you!
#LOTR #Narnia #Maps #Subway
www.etsy.com/shop/Surpris...
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Some schmuck tried using these to film in our court.
So now I have to put my belt and watch and jacket thru the security scanner because Al Qaeda.
And my eye glasses because Zuckerberg. 🤬
So now I have to put my belt and watch and jacket thru the security scanner because Al Qaeda.
And my eye glasses because Zuckerberg. 🤬
Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Some schmuck tried using these to film in our court.
So now I have to put my belt and watch and jacket thru the security scanner because Al Qaeda.
And my eye glasses because Zuckerberg. 🤬
So now I have to put my belt and watch and jacket thru the security scanner because Al Qaeda.
And my eye glasses because Zuckerberg. 🤬
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Schmitt’s argument is unintentionally revealing.
The “color revolutions” were non-violent, pro-democracy political movements aimed at ending autocratic regimes in former Soviet bloc nations.
If the Democrats are leading a “color revolution,” then Trump is an autocrat & Schmitt is pro-autocrat.
The “color revolutions” were non-violent, pro-democracy political movements aimed at ending autocratic regimes in former Soviet bloc nations.
If the Democrats are leading a “color revolution,” then Trump is an autocrat & Schmitt is pro-autocrat.
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Schmitt’s argument is unintentionally revealing.
The “color revolutions” were non-violent, pro-democracy political movements aimed at ending autocratic regimes in former Soviet bloc nations.
If the Democrats are leading a “color revolution,” then Trump is an autocrat & Schmitt is pro-autocrat.
The “color revolutions” were non-violent, pro-democracy political movements aimed at ending autocratic regimes in former Soviet bloc nations.
If the Democrats are leading a “color revolution,” then Trump is an autocrat & Schmitt is pro-autocrat.
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Thanks for reading, Mr. President
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Thanks for reading, Mr. President
My bet: Southcom officers were shocked by the wr crime orders they were given. They contacted key oversight congressmen they trust - mostly vets. That triggered reporters started sniffing and the Dems making their "unlawful orders" PSA. These things all got rolling from desperate officers.
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My bet: Southcom officers were shocked by the wr crime orders they were given. They contacted key oversight congressmen they trust - mostly vets. That triggered reporters started sniffing and the Dems making their "unlawful orders" PSA. These things all got rolling from desperate officers.
I have a theory, not supported by anything except a surmise from history, that these strikes were intended to provoke Venezuela to take some sort of retaliatory action vs the U.S. thus giving Trump his exciting "little war" to revitalize his ratings.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I have a theory, not supported by anything except a surmise from history, that these strikes were intended to provoke Venezuela to take some sort of retaliatory action vs the U.S. thus giving Trump his exciting "little war" to revitalize his ratings.
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Sweet Barnum has been looking for his forever home for about 3yrs
He’s never been to a foster home, he’s never been adopted. He went from the streets right to our Adoption Center
Can you give Barnum a chance?
Apply to foster or adopt BARNUM⬇️
snarrnortheast.org/foster
snarrnortheast.org/adopt
#Dogs
He’s never been to a foster home, he’s never been adopted. He went from the streets right to our Adoption Center
Can you give Barnum a chance?
Apply to foster or adopt BARNUM⬇️
snarrnortheast.org/foster
snarrnortheast.org/adopt
#Dogs
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sweet Barnum has been looking for his forever home for about 3yrs
He’s never been to a foster home, he’s never been adopted. He went from the streets right to our Adoption Center
Can you give Barnum a chance?
Apply to foster or adopt BARNUM⬇️
snarrnortheast.org/foster
snarrnortheast.org/adopt
#Dogs
He’s never been to a foster home, he’s never been adopted. He went from the streets right to our Adoption Center
Can you give Barnum a chance?
Apply to foster or adopt BARNUM⬇️
snarrnortheast.org/foster
snarrnortheast.org/adopt
#Dogs
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
This is so true. I drink but rarely and I usually prefer to stay sober in my usual social settings.
It's weird to be questioned about it. Like, what's next? "Hey I see you drinking beer, too much of a light weight to have a REAL drink with whiskey in it? Hmmm?"
It's weird to be questioned about it. Like, what's next? "Hey I see you drinking beer, too much of a light weight to have a REAL drink with whiskey in it? Hmmm?"
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is so true. I drink but rarely and I usually prefer to stay sober in my usual social settings.
It's weird to be questioned about it. Like, what's next? "Hey I see you drinking beer, too much of a light weight to have a REAL drink with whiskey in it? Hmmm?"
It's weird to be questioned about it. Like, what's next? "Hey I see you drinking beer, too much of a light weight to have a REAL drink with whiskey in it? Hmmm?"
I did not realize that NVIDIA is just Countrywide Mortgage, revamped.
NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I did not realize that NVIDIA is just Countrywide Mortgage, revamped.
Trump doesn't like dogs.
But there's Speaker, wagging his tail, licking his glove, hoping for a kind word from his Master anyway.
But there's Speaker, wagging his tail, licking his glove, hoping for a kind word from his Master anyway.
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Democrats to be executed: "Attorneys have to parse the language and determine all that."
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Trump doesn't like dogs.
But there's Speaker, wagging his tail, licking his glove, hoping for a kind word from his Master anyway.
But there's Speaker, wagging his tail, licking his glove, hoping for a kind word from his Master anyway.
Asawin has gone off the deep end, obviously. We should throw a net over him. Geez.
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Asawin has gone off the deep end, obviously. We should throw a net over him. Geez.
A major national security threat in the form of [checks notes] an elderly retired optician has been taken into custody.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A major national security threat in the form of [checks notes] an elderly retired optician has been taken into custody.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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There is a whole new category of criminal defense motion coming, in which the defendants argue that Trump's directive to investigate only Democrats violates the free association clause of the First Amendment.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
There is a whole new category of criminal defense motion coming, in which the defendants argue that Trump's directive to investigate only Democrats violates the free association clause of the First Amendment.
MAGA immigration philosophy:
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
MAGA immigration philosophy:
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This is something that a real person really wrote and meant for reals.
I mean, goddamn, that's some serious white supremacy lol
I mean, goddamn, that's some serious white supremacy lol
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is something that a real person really wrote and meant for reals.
I mean, goddamn, that's some serious white supremacy lol
I mean, goddamn, that's some serious white supremacy lol