Ryan AKA River City Handsome
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Avid Salad Bar Visitor
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Makes me look like a proper amateur www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcZR...
Meet Jan: A 91-Year-Old Zelda Superfan
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January 23, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Makes me look like a proper amateur www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcZR...
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gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
Whenever college bands play that one song that was at the end of "Requiem for a Dream", I demand all of you to scream "ASS TO ASS" at your TV. Thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Whenever college bands play that one song that was at the end of "Requiem for a Dream", I demand all of you to scream "ASS TO ASS" at your TV. Thank you.
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Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
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i just put bbq sauce on corn on the cob and I feel like I wanna make a good funk album now.
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i just put bbq sauce on corn on the cob and I feel like I wanna make a good funk album now.
My space heater's app that is mostly in Chinese is advertising a Christmas movie marathon, and I just know it's that time again to put the manger scene in the yard.
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My space heater's app that is mostly in Chinese is advertising a Christmas movie marathon, and I just know it's that time again to put the manger scene in the yard.
Okay so in our clown horror prequel show, how about out of nowhere, one of the kids starts jammin with the jazz band? It'll be a surprise cuz nobody knew he could drum! Remember when the kids in Saved by the bell had a band just for one episode ? Favorite episode easily!
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Okay so in our clown horror prequel show, how about out of nowhere, one of the kids starts jammin with the jazz band? It'll be a surprise cuz nobody knew he could drum! Remember when the kids in Saved by the bell had a band just for one episode ? Favorite episode easily!
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
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The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
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Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
Do you want to meet my Uncle and his family? Gee, I think you'll really like them. They want to meet at the worst restaurant in town at 5am in the morning because that's the only time he can get off work at the prison.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Do you want to meet my Uncle and his family? Gee, I think you'll really like them. They want to meet at the worst restaurant in town at 5am in the morning because that's the only time he can get off work at the prison.
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To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
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The Google ad for the stupid phone doesn't work cuz I'd much rather have an ice creams than pretend a thing is a person giving advice. That'll never not be dumb and weird.
October 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Google ad for the stupid phone doesn't work cuz I'd much rather have an ice creams than pretend a thing is a person giving advice. That'll never not be dumb and weird.
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
October 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
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Excellent reporting from Heated and Atmos.
It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry.
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It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry.
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Fossil fuel billionaires are bankrolling the anti-trans movement
An investigation shared exclusively with Atmos and HEATED finds that 80% of anti-trans organizations receive fossil fuel funding.
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September 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Excellent reporting from Heated and Atmos.
It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry.
heated.world/p/fossil-fue...
It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry.
heated.world/p/fossil-fue...