Crazy Cat Lady
@rylthereader.bsky.social
Childless cat lady in her mid-forties, the most dangerous of creatures
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Cosigned.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Cosigned.
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Torgo will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Torgo will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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We just had an illuminating realization that tomorrow is the Epiphany.
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
We just had an illuminating realization that tomorrow is the Epiphany.
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Roses are red,
Sunlight is bright
Sunlight is bright
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Roses are red,
Sunlight is bright
Sunlight is bright
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A timely video as I was declared cancer-free today. Hey, breast cancer! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A timely video as I was declared cancer-free today. Hey, breast cancer! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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Firestorm Books is an extremely cool radical bookstore that does a lot for their community. Considering ordering from them if you can - they have a great selection of fiction and nonfiction, history, politics, you name it. If you like audibobooks you can support them through Libro.fm too!
This is intended to be a heads up that our project is increasingly precarious. We'll share more in January along with an outline of how we plan to address our financial sustainability. In the meanwhile, we appreciate your continued support and hope that you'll keep us in mind when buying books! ❤️🔥 3/
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Firestorm Books is an extremely cool radical bookstore that does a lot for their community. Considering ordering from them if you can - they have a great selection of fiction and nonfiction, history, politics, you name it. If you like audibobooks you can support them through Libro.fm too!
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I just got around to watching Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. I would like to take this time to thank Mr. del Toro for actually READING and UNDERSTANDING the book.
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I just got around to watching Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. I would like to take this time to thank Mr. del Toro for actually READING and UNDERSTANDING the book.
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“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Helene. Not one has been approved.
More than a year after applying for a federal buyout, many North Carolina homeowners have heard almost nothing definitive.
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December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
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just take me away, lieutenant. you spilled a bottle of chateau mouton rothschild on my picasso and got french onion soup on the cat. you interrupted my golf game to tell me a meandering story about your brother-in-law’s septic tank business. I demand an unfair trial followed by solitary confinement
the best thing about Columbo is how he figures out that some rich jerk is a murderer and then spends ninety minutes tormenting them
June 22, 2023 at 1:57 AM
just take me away, lieutenant. you spilled a bottle of chateau mouton rothschild on my picasso and got french onion soup on the cat. you interrupted my golf game to tell me a meandering story about your brother-in-law’s septic tank business. I demand an unfair trial followed by solitary confinement
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Who stands in the desert all smashed and alone?
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
Vast trunkless legs sunk in sands level and lone
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
If King-of-Kings hubris be something you care
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
Just look on his Works all ye Mighty: despair
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
Vast trunkless legs sunk in sands level and lone
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
If King-of-Kings hubris be something you care
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
Just look on his Works all ye Mighty: despair
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
December 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Who stands in the desert all smashed and alone?
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
Vast trunkless legs sunk in sands level and lone
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
If King-of-Kings hubris be something you care
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
Just look on his Works all ye Mighty: despair
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
Vast trunkless legs sunk in sands level and lone
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
If King-of-Kings hubris be something you care
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
Just look on his Works all ye Mighty: despair
OZ-Y MAN-DIAS
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Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
December 26, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
Even before AI scams, the needlework space was flooded with drop shipped junk. Those three, four, five packs of beginner samplers are full of bad floss and unclear instructions. Stick with brands like DMC. You get what you pay for
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
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Bright blessings on the solstice! May the returning light shine brightly into every dark corner, burning away the festering evils there. From my lips to the ears of the Gods, hear my prayer. #WinterSolstice #Yule
December 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Bright blessings on the solstice! May the returning light shine brightly into every dark corner, burning away the festering evils there. From my lips to the ears of the Gods, hear my prayer. #WinterSolstice #Yule
The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
It's not Christmas until the Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog comes out. Suppliers to overpriced olive oil to His Majesty the King since 1724.
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The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
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December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It's not Christmas until the Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog comes out. Suppliers to overpriced olive oil to His Majesty the King since 1724.
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Wishing you and yours a very happy 100th Dick Van Dyke-mas.
a man in a striped jacket is walking with three penguins behind him
Alt: Dick Van Dyke, dancing with penguins in Mary Poppins
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December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wishing you and yours a very happy 100th Dick Van Dyke-mas.
What in the actual fuck
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
What in the actual fuck