Evan Lastname
@sacredcaramel.bsky.social
I will not lie down. I will not go quietly.
Mid-50s, married, looking for parasocial interaction, not hookups or dating. Archaeologist, former chocolatier, beginning banjo player.
Mid-50s, married, looking for parasocial interaction, not hookups or dating. Archaeologist, former chocolatier, beginning banjo player.
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Interesting fact of the day: Trump has mentioned former President Joe Biden an average of four times every single day of his presidency 453 times in total since taking office. Biden lives rent-free in Trump’s mind.
April 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Interesting fact of the day: Trump has mentioned former President Joe Biden an average of four times every single day of his presidency 453 times in total since taking office. Biden lives rent-free in Trump’s mind.
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Heads up! Doing some fundraising today and planning to share my Tres Leches recipe in the process!
March 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Heads up! Doing some fundraising today and planning to share my Tres Leches recipe in the process!
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You all make us proud. Every time we share information, you’re right there helping us amplify it and push back. Huge thanks to those who stepped up—especially the lawyers. Word spread, and Musk’s team was made aware that Wisconsin law prohibits payments for voter turnout.
March 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You all make us proud. Every time we share information, you’re right there helping us amplify it and push back. Huge thanks to those who stepped up—especially the lawyers. Word spread, and Musk’s team was made aware that Wisconsin law prohibits payments for voter turnout.
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One danger of embracing generative AI as a learning device and in language assistance is that you're letting the keepers of that AI have power over what you learn and how you write. It will be programmed with biases, unintentional but often *quite* intentional, that you will unknowingly adopt.
February 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
One danger of embracing generative AI as a learning device and in language assistance is that you're letting the keepers of that AI have power over what you learn and how you write. It will be programmed with biases, unintentional but often *quite* intentional, that you will unknowingly adopt.
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This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
TIL that the Mapquest app still shows the Gulf of Mexico. Deleted Apple Maps and have a new map program. Caveat: the free version has ads.
February 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
TIL that the Mapquest app still shows the Gulf of Mexico. Deleted Apple Maps and have a new map program. Caveat: the free version has ads.
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GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
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Foreigners: I can't believe America chose this
Me: We didn't, only about 21% of us did, and some of those were effectively duped.
Foreigners: It's giving "not all men"
Me: Yes, sorry for centering Americans when it comes to what's happening in America. How foolish of me...
Me: We didn't, only about 21% of us did, and some of those were effectively duped.
Foreigners: It's giving "not all men"
Me: Yes, sorry for centering Americans when it comes to what's happening in America. How foolish of me...
February 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Foreigners: I can't believe America chose this
Me: We didn't, only about 21% of us did, and some of those were effectively duped.
Foreigners: It's giving "not all men"
Me: Yes, sorry for centering Americans when it comes to what's happening in America. How foolish of me...
Me: We didn't, only about 21% of us did, and some of those were effectively duped.
Foreigners: It's giving "not all men"
Me: Yes, sorry for centering Americans when it comes to what's happening in America. How foolish of me...
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Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺
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February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺
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In an atheist on the side of the rebel Jesus.
“O Lord, why do you stand so far away? Why do you hide when I am in trouble? The wicked arrogantly hunt down the poor. Let them be caught in the evil they plan for others. For they brag about their evil desires; they praise the greedy and curse the Lord.”
~Psalms 10:1-3 NLT
19/1,461
~Psalms 10:1-3 NLT
19/1,461
February 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
In an atheist on the side of the rebel Jesus.
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My senators aren’t listening after all. Fuck.
UPDATE: 8 Dems voted today to confirm yet another Trump nominee during Musk's coup: Bennett (CO), Gallego (AZ), Hassan (NH), Heinrich (NM), Hickenlooper (CO), King (ME), Lujan (NM), Shaheen (NH). If you're a constituent, don't just call - write an op-ed, protest their office, make clear you care.
The Senate takes 3 votes this afternoon:
1) Go into executive session to consider Russell Vought to be OMB Director
2) Cloture vote for Pam Bondi for Attorney General
3) Confirmation of Christopher Wright for Energy Sec
These should be 3 easy NO votes for Dems. Watch yours and provide that input.
1) Go into executive session to consider Russell Vought to be OMB Director
2) Cloture vote for Pam Bondi for Attorney General
3) Confirmation of Christopher Wright for Energy Sec
These should be 3 easy NO votes for Dems. Watch yours and provide that input.
February 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
My senators aren’t listening after all. Fuck.
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The Swasticar
February 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Swasticar
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
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Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
February 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
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@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
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Substack’s position, what, a year ago? two? was that Nazis were free to use their platform. there was a huge stink about it, and for a minute it seemed like everyone was leaving Substack, but apparently no one actually left and now they’re all mad that Substack—again—has sided with the Nazis
January 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Substack’s position, what, a year ago? two? was that Nazis were free to use their platform. there was a huge stink about it, and for a minute it seemed like everyone was leaving Substack, but apparently no one actually left and now they’re all mad that Substack—again—has sided with the Nazis
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I saw a post saying that ICE is pausing its tip line, so I decided to call myself to verify.
The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips.
Good job, friends.
The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips.
Good job, friends.
January 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I saw a post saying that ICE is pausing its tip line, so I decided to call myself to verify.
The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips.
Good job, friends.
The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips.
Good job, friends.
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This is a very big deal indeed. A *real* competitor for Amazon. And they have my book!
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January 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is a very big deal indeed. A *real* competitor for Amazon. And they have my book!
bookshop.org/p/books/unde...
bookshop.org/p/books/unde...
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BREAKING: Philadelphia workers have won the first Whole Foods union under Amazon with UFCW.
Since Amazon bought the chain, workers have lost benefits and felt the squeeze.
Now they're fighting back against the multi-trillion dollar giant and hoping this win will be the first of many.
Since Amazon bought the chain, workers have lost benefits and felt the squeeze.
Now they're fighting back against the multi-trillion dollar giant and hoping this win will be the first of many.
January 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
BREAKING: Philadelphia workers have won the first Whole Foods union under Amazon with UFCW.
Since Amazon bought the chain, workers have lost benefits and felt the squeeze.
Now they're fighting back against the multi-trillion dollar giant and hoping this win will be the first of many.
Since Amazon bought the chain, workers have lost benefits and felt the squeeze.
Now they're fighting back against the multi-trillion dollar giant and hoping this win will be the first of many.