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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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America is now a place that sends masked secret police to abduct people off the street and uses prisoners to create government propaganda.
And this all happened in 8 weeks. www.thebulwark.com/p/this-is-th...
And this all happened in 8 weeks. www.thebulwark.com/p/this-is-th...
This Is the Land of Wolves Now
Masked agents snatching people off the street. Government officials using caged prisoners for propaganda videos. We are the villains.
www.thebulwark.com
March 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
America is now a place that sends masked secret police to abduct people off the street and uses prisoners to create government propaganda.
And this all happened in 8 weeks. www.thebulwark.com/p/this-is-th...
And this all happened in 8 weeks. www.thebulwark.com/p/this-is-th...
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Trump admin moves to deport a legal immigrant on a valid visa. Judge orders them not to. Trump does it anyway.
So what’s the remedy here?
www.providencejournal.com/story/news/l...
So what’s the remedy here?
www.providencejournal.com/story/news/l...
Brown Medicine doctor deported despite federal court order. What we know.
A court order that would have delayed the deportation of Dr. Rasha Alawieh was issued while her plane was on the tarmac, but it took off anyway.
www.providencejournal.com
March 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Trump admin moves to deport a legal immigrant on a valid visa. Judge orders them not to. Trump does it anyway.
So what’s the remedy here?
www.providencejournal.com/story/news/l...
So what’s the remedy here?
www.providencejournal.com/story/news/l...
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It was the “omg what now” of times, it was the “I swear we’re not all like this” of times
March 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It was the “omg what now” of times, it was the “I swear we’re not all like this” of times
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Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yes
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"coffee is only good when it is served in jim crow conditions"
Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified"
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
February 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"coffee is only good when it is served in jim crow conditions"
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We’re officially in full airport mode all the time now: everything is crazy expensive, sweatpants are acceptable at all times, nobody’s judging anyone for drinking more than they usually do, and we’re all just out here buying books and coffee to deal with the stress
February 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We’re officially in full airport mode all the time now: everything is crazy expensive, sweatpants are acceptable at all times, nobody’s judging anyone for drinking more than they usually do, and we’re all just out here buying books and coffee to deal with the stress
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On Friday, "staffers at a half dozen U.S.-funded medical facilities in Sudan who care for severely malnourished children had a choice to make: Defy President Trump’s order to immediately stop their operations or let up to 100 babies and toddlers die.
They chose the children." propub.li/4jycdZT
They chose the children." propub.li/4jycdZT
“People Will Die”: The Trump Administration Said It Lifted Its Ban on Lifesaving Humanitarian Aid. That’s Not True.
Organizations that provide vital care for desperate and vulnerable people around the world have been forced to halt operations, turn away patients and lay off staff. “I’ve never seen anything that sca...
propub.li
February 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
On Friday, "staffers at a half dozen U.S.-funded medical facilities in Sudan who care for severely malnourished children had a choice to make: Defy President Trump’s order to immediately stop their operations or let up to 100 babies and toddlers die.
They chose the children." propub.li/4jycdZT
They chose the children." propub.li/4jycdZT
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Do I wanna be warm? Of course. Do I want my house to be warm? Absolutely not. I want my house to be just cold enough that I can smother myself in blankets *thereby becoming* warm. Please respect my process.
January 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Do I wanna be warm? Of course. Do I want my house to be warm? Absolutely not. I want my house to be just cold enough that I can smother myself in blankets *thereby becoming* warm. Please respect my process.
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When God closes a door, his cat meows at him until he opens it again.
January 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When God closes a door, his cat meows at him until he opens it again.
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Kevin: " The only thing I would take from all this discussion, and Van tell me if I'm right or wrong: When Republicans lose, we never say we have to have therapy."
Sarah: "You just say you didn't lose."
Kevin: "I never knew who she was until today."
Sarah: "You just say you didn't lose."
Kevin: "I never knew who she was until today."
December 11, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Kevin: " The only thing I would take from all this discussion, and Van tell me if I'm right or wrong: When Republicans lose, we never say we have to have therapy."
Sarah: "You just say you didn't lose."
Kevin: "I never knew who she was until today."
Sarah: "You just say you didn't lose."
Kevin: "I never knew who she was until today."
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Old man makes bed. Lies in it.
Mitch McConnell: “We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before world war two,” he says. “Even the slogan is the same. ‘America First.’ That was what they said in the ’30s.”
Mitch McConnell: ‘We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now’
The Republican Senator on his plans to spend the last two years of his term fighting back against an increasingly isolationist GOP
www.ft.com
December 11, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Old man makes bed. Lies in it.
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Morning in the Walz house.
December 12, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Morning in the Walz house.
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Look, at 58, I’m not all that “old.” When I was a kid growing up in rural Missouri, it got cold as hell and first snowed in mid-November each year, and the ground stayed white until at least early March.
A climate scientist is not required to know Earth is getting warmer. I wore shorts yesterday.
A climate scientist is not required to know Earth is getting warmer. I wore shorts yesterday.
December 9, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Look, at 58, I’m not all that “old.” When I was a kid growing up in rural Missouri, it got cold as hell and first snowed in mid-November each year, and the ground stayed white until at least early March.
A climate scientist is not required to know Earth is getting warmer. I wore shorts yesterday.
A climate scientist is not required to know Earth is getting warmer. I wore shorts yesterday.
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"Yup. That's broken."
December 9, 2024 at 5:48 PM
"Yup. That's broken."
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relatable www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/1...
December 4, 2024 at 12:58 PM
relatable www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/1...
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In this Ohio town, it was a tradition: early morning mass, biscuits and gravy and Bob Evans, then down to a Louisiana strip club to get wasted and grope the dancers. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
December 3, 2024 at 4:09 AM
In this Ohio town, it was a tradition: early morning mass, biscuits and gravy and Bob Evans, then down to a Louisiana strip club to get wasted and grope the dancers. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
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Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
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Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
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every day I gaze yearningly at my bonne maman advent calendar. waiting
November 16, 2024 at 3:32 AM
every day I gaze yearningly at my bonne maman advent calendar. waiting