shannon
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aww skeet skeet mofuckaaaaa (she/they)
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these strain names are getting outta hand fr
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
these strain names are getting outta hand fr
captain hook singing REM at karaoke with his crew: that’s smee in the corner
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
captain hook singing REM at karaoke with his crew: that’s smee in the corner
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This is a lie and should not be spread.
Renee Good has a wife, who was, horrifically, in the car with her when she was executed by the government.
It is flatly untrue to assert that child has no one else in his life.
Renee Good has a wife, who was, horrifically, in the car with her when she was executed by the government.
It is flatly untrue to assert that child has no one else in his life.
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This is a lie and should not be spread.
Renee Good has a wife, who was, horrifically, in the car with her when she was executed by the government.
It is flatly untrue to assert that child has no one else in his life.
Renee Good has a wife, who was, horrifically, in the car with her when she was executed by the government.
It is flatly untrue to assert that child has no one else in his life.
i like how people are shocked by this considering he did the exact same thing during the george floyd protests
Governor Walz says he's prepared to deploy the Minnesota National Guard if protests become violent in reaction to ICE fatally shooting a woman in Minneapolis.
"We will not take the bait," adds Walz, saying he's also angry but demonstrations should remain lawful.
"We will not take the bait," adds Walz, saying he's also angry but demonstrations should remain lawful.
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
i like how people are shocked by this considering he did the exact same thing during the george floyd protests
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
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That is clearly a list of women who have rejected you, but ok buddy whatever you say
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
That is clearly a list of women who have rejected you, but ok buddy whatever you say
i really was a sweet summer child
my life is pretty bad rn and i can’t even get fucking drunk tonight this is bullshit
January 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
i really was a sweet summer child
lmfao i came back to my apartment on saturday to find out my upstairs neighbors didn’t leave their heat on, their pipes burst and there’s a giant hole right above my bed :) i’m having to move back closer to my mom (which i was debating on doing anyway but i’m taking this as a sign)
and now my mom is unexpectedly in the hospital and i’m having to travel back home a day in advance. even a dollar would help atp.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
lmfao i came back to my apartment on saturday to find out my upstairs neighbors didn’t leave their heat on, their pipes burst and there’s a giant hole right above my bed :) i’m having to move back closer to my mom (which i was debating on doing anyway but i’m taking this as a sign)
212, brand new’s first three albums, arcade fire’s first three albums
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
212, brand new’s first three albums, arcade fire’s first three albums
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Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
my toxic trait is i think i could fix paul kinsey
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
my toxic trait is i think i could fix paul kinsey
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
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why on earth are you putting the expectation of fixing hockey homophobia on a pretty good adaptation of a Royalty Free Smooth Abs Book Cover hockey romance
my opinion on the gay hockey show (that i do not plan on watching) is best represented by this honestly
ew.com/first-out-ga...
ew.com/first-out-ga...
First out gay hockey pro thinks 'Heated Rivalry' will lead to more players staying in the closet
Brock McGillis, who in 2016 became the first professional hockey player to come out as gay, is dubious over claims that the viral romantic drama 'Heated Rivalry' will be good for the LGBTQ community.
ew.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
why on earth are you putting the expectation of fixing hockey homophobia on a pretty good adaptation of a Royalty Free Smooth Abs Book Cover hockey romance
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“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together”
the humble semicolon:
the humble semicolon:
January 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together”
the humble semicolon:
the humble semicolon:
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Next time Trump brags about his superior ability to recognize a giraffe at a press conference someone should ask him why is he taking so many cognitive tests so often.
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Next time Trump brags about his superior ability to recognize a giraffe at a press conference someone should ask him why is he taking so many cognitive tests so often.
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Leave, delete the app, salt the earth behind you, do not look back.
January 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Leave, delete the app, salt the earth behind you, do not look back.
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Posting this while I still can
January 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Posting this while I still can
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Pokemon - The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back
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Caption: SQUIRTLE: Squirtle!
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Caption: SQUIRTLE: Squirtle!
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January 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Pokemon - The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back
Frame 11914/13799
Caption: SQUIRTLE: Squirtle!
Timestamp: 01:04:13.226
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Caption: SQUIRTLE: Squirtle!
Timestamp: 01:04:13.226
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everyone talking about the inevitable shitty horror movie but nobody is mentioning that alec can finally stay married to betty boop without problem
The original version of Betty Boop has now entered public domain.
January 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
everyone talking about the inevitable shitty horror movie but nobody is mentioning that alec can finally stay married to betty boop without problem