Sage (blanket burrito)
@sageisantifa.bsky.social
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who the fuck lights off a ton of firecrackers at almost 4am on xmas eve though
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
who the fuck lights off a ton of firecrackers at almost 4am on xmas eve though
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“disavowing” your vote does jack shit for the people who said it would harm them and are now screwed by the current thing they asked you not to do
Rep. April McClain Delaney is disavowing her January vote in support of a law that requires federal law enforcement to detain undocumented immigrants accused — but not convicted — of certain crimes.
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“disavowing” your vote does jack shit for the people who said it would harm them and are now screwed by the current thing they asked you not to do
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You’ve held your action for the right moment: Now is the time to act.
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You’ve held your action for the right moment: Now is the time to act.
ok but at the beginning of home alone why the fuck does nobody in kevin's whole family ask why there is a cop just chilling in their house
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ok but at the beginning of home alone why the fuck does nobody in kevin's whole family ask why there is a cop just chilling in their house
i'd bet a billion dollars not a single one of these guys has ever worn a mask for disease prevention purposes
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i'd bet a billion dollars not a single one of these guys has ever worn a mask for disease prevention purposes
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![[Meme]
Oben: Bart Simpson "2025 war wirklich das schlimmste Jahr"
Unten: Homer Simpson mit erhobenem Zeigefinger "Das schlimmste Jahr bis jetzt"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q7oit6cai34eyzikg4zaxbce/bafkreibvnqk4fka2g7rmmxqmql3dmopgt7yg3te6fvdec3cmqflygg6vzm@jpeg)
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It is 72 fucking degrees here in Denver today
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It is 72 fucking degrees here in Denver today
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All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
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this is the ideal gay couple
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry look like
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry look like
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
this is the ideal gay couple
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry look like
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry look like
getting absolutely pounded by a guy with pink boxing gloves and a bun
💯💯💯
💯💯💯
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
getting absolutely pounded by a guy with pink boxing gloves and a bun
💯💯💯
💯💯💯
i wanna scream "fuck donald trump and his ilk" from the top of my lungs /
but i'm afraid that someone else would hear me (and think i'm a liberal)
but i'm afraid that someone else would hear me (and think i'm a liberal)
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i wanna scream "fuck donald trump and his ilk" from the top of my lungs /
but i'm afraid that someone else would hear me (and think i'm a liberal)
but i'm afraid that someone else would hear me (and think i'm a liberal)
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BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
any comrades want to buy an unemployed bitch a @katmabu.bsky.social tshirt for xmas
December 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
any comrades want to buy an unemployed bitch a @katmabu.bsky.social tshirt for xmas
i'mma come warm you up / even out in the snow
baby, my tongue goes numb / sounds like ho ho ho ho
idk how i missed this when it came out tbh hahaha
baby, my tongue goes numb / sounds like ho ho ho ho
idk how i missed this when it came out tbh hahaha
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i'mma come warm you up / even out in the snow
baby, my tongue goes numb / sounds like ho ho ho ho
idk how i missed this when it came out tbh hahaha
baby, my tongue goes numb / sounds like ho ho ho ho
idk how i missed this when it came out tbh hahaha
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I'm sure they did, because they execute trans people there for existing. What a massive piece of shit.
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm sure they did, because they execute trans people there for existing. What a massive piece of shit.
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You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.
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Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
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* blinks rapidly *
Mitt Romney is in the New York Times saying we should tax the rich.
December 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
* blinks rapidly *
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Either you die in a pop-up tent, or you live long enough to be cucked by your angry christwife.
Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president
Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president
Vance was an ally of Turning Point USA before the killing of Charlie Kirk.
dlvr.it
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Either you die in a pop-up tent, or you live long enough to be cucked by your angry christwife.
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"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
New York Times columnist David Brooks appears in latest Epstein photos
Brooks, who dismissed Epstein scandal as ‘stupid story’, wrote column expressing lack of interest in developments
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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they gave my boy a fucking Sandevistan
New poster for Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' ⚔️
In theaters July 17, 2026
In theaters July 17, 2026
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
they gave my boy a fucking Sandevistan
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TL;DR asset limits and means testing for disabled folks is deeply inhumane and nonsensical, given we have to spend more to achieve daily needs than ableds. Plus we aren’t even allowed to save, unless you have a very specific kind of account and there are so many rules around those.
December 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
TL;DR asset limits and means testing for disabled folks is deeply inhumane and nonsensical, given we have to spend more to achieve daily needs than ableds. Plus we aren’t even allowed to save, unless you have a very specific kind of account and there are so many rules around those.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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