samchloe.bsky.social
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Occasional reminder: ethernet cables have an operational lifetime. If your home network seems weirdly slow, consider replacing all of your ethernet cables with new ones.

This message brought to you two orders of magnitude more quickly than my last skeet.
September 28, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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you sir, are a fish
September 28, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
September 28, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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🙂
September 27, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
September 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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I love how humans invented industrial chemistry and what was amongst the first key outputs?

Making everything pretty colours
September 23, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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computer, fetch my unread mail

[computer does not respond. computer is a featureless tungsten cube]

thank you, computer
September 23, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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My BIGGER & WEIRDER tour is hitting North America next summer! We’re back to doing a full-production high-energy show and playing the hits… plus a few things we’ve never played live before!

Presale starts tomorrow at 10 am local, so head on over to weirdal.com to register for a code!
"Weird Al" Yankovic
The official website of "Weird Al" Yankovic.
weirdal.com
September 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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That moment before the hammer falls. Blue jay has a peanut firmly grasped and lined up for the next bill strike
#birds
September 23, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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Lake Michigan
Looking awesome
September 23, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen
September 22, 2024 at 10:27 AM
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morning ladies
September 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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All aboard the kitten train!
September 22, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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accidentally enabling the ADB watchdog is the most annoying possible thing to diagnose.

symptoms: device randomly boots into fastboot mode for no apparent reason, but only when you're not trying to debug it
September 22, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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Well I feel like a dumb dumb.

I'm rendering my next video away from the office so my laptop isn't docked. Powered by its own power brick it's easily rendering twice as fast it does on the dock. Looking like 3X faster than real time.
September 20, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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Oysters? They look like oysters, but aren't stacked the way I'm used to. Still pretty, and I like the enormous gills. #fungifriends
September 20, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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One final thought on the Olivia Nuzzi situation: I used to edit her and I still cannot, with any degree of confidence, tell you how to pronounce her last name.
September 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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Classic toddler hold. Ca. 1903 - 1905. www.loc.gov/resource/bel...
September 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Some guy just yelled at me to control my dog because he had to share the sidewalk with us. My dog was smiling and wagging his tail at this man.

Today was not the day to try me so I yelled back “look at this tough guy yelling at a woman and her 12 pound dog for having the audacity to exist!”
September 20, 2024 at 3:09 PM