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Sam
@sammysenrab.bsky.social
· Jan 28
I welcome my addition to the lists of baddies the federal government is probably keeping these days.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Freedom Squirts
you know that stage before diarrhea where it's like half normal half prediarrhea and youre like oh no im definitely gonna have diarrhea
thats america right now
thats america right now
March 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Freedom Squirts
Haven't had a cigarette in 3 weeks. I'm leaning pretty hard on the nicotine vape, but one step at a time.
March 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Haven't had a cigarette in 3 weeks. I'm leaning pretty hard on the nicotine vape, but one step at a time.
New girl at work is wearing slippers on the sales floor. Gotta love retail.
March 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
New girl at work is wearing slippers on the sales floor. Gotta love retail.
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“we have to be able to commit war crimes to win wars” is the type of thing a 16-year-old dumbass says and — well, yeah, hegseth is basically a 16-year-old dumbass
NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is expected to start a sweeping overhaul of military lawyers to make the US less restricted by the laws of armed conflict, per ppl familiar @theguardian.com exclusive www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of war
The defense secretary has empowered his lawyer Tim Parlatore to remake the judge advocate general’s corps
www.theguardian.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“we have to be able to commit war crimes to win wars” is the type of thing a 16-year-old dumbass says and — well, yeah, hegseth is basically a 16-year-old dumbass
The fact that spineless Dems haven't been calling for this, or fucking literally ANYTHING ELSE, astonishes me more by the goddamn day.
March 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The fact that spineless Dems haven't been calling for this, or fucking literally ANYTHING ELSE, astonishes me more by the goddamn day.
The amount of unhinged, blathering bullshit I see people spew on LinkedIn, where, generally speaking, you may be looking to grow a business or expand your network of professionals, is absolutely unhinged.
Nobody wants to work with insanity and dumbassery. It's supposed to be professional, right?
Nobody wants to work with insanity and dumbassery. It's supposed to be professional, right?
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The amount of unhinged, blathering bullshit I see people spew on LinkedIn, where, generally speaking, you may be looking to grow a business or expand your network of professionals, is absolutely unhinged.
Nobody wants to work with insanity and dumbassery. It's supposed to be professional, right?
Nobody wants to work with insanity and dumbassery. It's supposed to be professional, right?
Somebody invite me on their podcast so we can chat. Just us dudes
February 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Somebody invite me on their podcast so we can chat. Just us dudes
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They say that every cigarette shortens your life by 11 minutes. What they don't tell you is that if you smoke a cigarette within the last ten minutes of your life, you'll trigger an integer overflow and roll over to the maximum value (999 years).
February 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They say that every cigarette shortens your life by 11 minutes. What they don't tell you is that if you smoke a cigarette within the last ten minutes of your life, you'll trigger an integer overflow and roll over to the maximum value (999 years).
He's coming for your Social Security.
He's coming for your Medicaid.
These fascist, racist billionaires have 100's of billions, probably trillions of dollars, in offshore bank accounts, yet they raid the coffers of the programs built to protect you so they can hoard more wealth.
Wake up.
He's coming for your Medicaid.
These fascist, racist billionaires have 100's of billions, probably trillions of dollars, in offshore bank accounts, yet they raid the coffers of the programs built to protect you so they can hoard more wealth.
Wake up.
February 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
He's coming for your Social Security.
He's coming for your Medicaid.
These fascist, racist billionaires have 100's of billions, probably trillions of dollars, in offshore bank accounts, yet they raid the coffers of the programs built to protect you so they can hoard more wealth.
Wake up.
He's coming for your Medicaid.
These fascist, racist billionaires have 100's of billions, probably trillions of dollars, in offshore bank accounts, yet they raid the coffers of the programs built to protect you so they can hoard more wealth.
Wake up.
I'm fucking exhausted catching up on the news of the day. I realize that's the goal, to wear us down.
Don't let it.
Don't let it.
February 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I'm fucking exhausted catching up on the news of the day. I realize that's the goal, to wear us down.
Don't let it.
Don't let it.
Trump says only he and the AG can speak for "what the law is."
So. A felon and the guy he picks are the only 2 guys for this. Perfect!
THIS. IS. HOW. DICTATORS. ACT.
So. A felon and the guy he picks are the only 2 guys for this. Perfect!
THIS. IS. HOW. DICTATORS. ACT.
February 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Trump says only he and the AG can speak for "what the law is."
So. A felon and the guy he picks are the only 2 guys for this. Perfect!
THIS. IS. HOW. DICTATORS. ACT.
So. A felon and the guy he picks are the only 2 guys for this. Perfect!
THIS. IS. HOW. DICTATORS. ACT.
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Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you
February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you
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I'm sorry that I do not have a diplomatic or "proper" response to what's going on. I just feel like a lot of people need their asses beat.
The time for words has passed.
The time for words has passed.
February 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm sorry that I do not have a diplomatic or "proper" response to what's going on. I just feel like a lot of people need their asses beat.
The time for words has passed.
The time for words has passed.
February 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Stay in school, kids. This working multiple jobs thing can be a real pain
February 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Stay in school, kids. This working multiple jobs thing can be a real pain
The best pizza I have ever had is from a shop 30+ mins away from my house. The owner just teased opening a location 5 mins away from me.
I will continue to exist only as "that pile of cheese and pepperoni" if this actually comes to pass
I will continue to exist only as "that pile of cheese and pepperoni" if this actually comes to pass
February 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The best pizza I have ever had is from a shop 30+ mins away from my house. The owner just teased opening a location 5 mins away from me.
I will continue to exist only as "that pile of cheese and pepperoni" if this actually comes to pass
I will continue to exist only as "that pile of cheese and pepperoni" if this actually comes to pass
Fuck you very much, UnitedHealth
BREAKING: UnitedHealth has hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company, per FORTUNE
February 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Fuck you very much, UnitedHealth
The only thing keeping me grounded these days are my wife and son. Family makes a lot of problems melt away.
February 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The only thing keeping me grounded these days are my wife and son. Family makes a lot of problems melt away.
I'm feeling...revolutionary.
February 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm feeling...revolutionary.
What a title. GOP trying to take business away from The Onion at this point
www.congress.gov
February 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What a title. GOP trying to take business away from The Onion at this point
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I’d like to turn the difficulty down on life at the moment, please. No need for nightmare. Story mode is fine.
February 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’d like to turn the difficulty down on life at the moment, please. No need for nightmare. Story mode is fine.
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I highly recommend giving your cat a little kiss on the forehead
February 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I highly recommend giving your cat a little kiss on the forehead
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BREAKING: President Trump has withdrawn the U.S. from the United Nations Human Rights Council.
This move will erode efforts to protect universal human rights and undermine the work of international bodies that hold all governments accountable.
This move will erode efforts to protect universal human rights and undermine the work of international bodies that hold all governments accountable.
February 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: President Trump has withdrawn the U.S. from the United Nations Human Rights Council.
This move will erode efforts to protect universal human rights and undermine the work of international bodies that hold all governments accountable.
This move will erode efforts to protect universal human rights and undermine the work of international bodies that hold all governments accountable.
Can't wait for the manufactured fear mongering shit every month.
February 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Can't wait for the manufactured fear mongering shit every month.