Hartley
@sapphic-transmasc.bsky.social
He/him. Pansexual. 30s. I love comic books, musical theater (especially Les Mis), pro wrestling and penguins. I'm a writer, I'm a singer, and I like make art in just about every way I can. Frequent enjoyer of wine. Married to a badass woman of color.
I'll play
1 like = 1 plan for 2026
1 like = 1 plan for 2026
Alright sure
1 like = 1 plan for 2026
1 like = 1 plan for 2026
Oooh this is a fun idea, let's play!
1 like = 1 plan for 2026
(Capped at 42 because it's a fun number and there's only so much I can do in a year!)
1 like = 1 plan for 2026
(Capped at 42 because it's a fun number and there's only so much I can do in a year!)
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'll play
1 like = 1 plan for 2026
1 like = 1 plan for 2026
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
it's a requirement to earn a degree from the Evergreen State College
it's a requirement to earn a degree from the Evergreen State College
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
deleted my gender to free up hard drive space
deleted my gender to free up hard drive space
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
To draw aggro
To draw aggro
December 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
it's a requirement to earn a degree from the Evergreen State College
it's a requirement to earn a degree from the Evergreen State College
post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.
@beverlyannemichel.bsky.social I meant to post this for you sooner, but it took me a while to get everything together. But I promised you cats, so cats you get!
(Pictures courtesy of my friends Margaret and Kelsey)
(Pictures courtesy of my friends Margaret and Kelsey)
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@beverlyannemichel.bsky.social I meant to post this for you sooner, but it took me a while to get everything together. But I promised you cats, so cats you get!
(Pictures courtesy of my friends Margaret and Kelsey)
(Pictures courtesy of my friends Margaret and Kelsey)
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Tis the reason for the season. 🏳️⚧️
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Tis the reason for the season. 🏳️⚧️
Stop scrolling to post 2 characters who bring you happiness.
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Stop scrolling to post 2 characters who bring you happiness.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
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Cool Penguin Facts
1. There's a version of them that's little. And blue. 💙. Shockingly, they are called Little Blue Penguins. Also sometimes, fairy penguins.
2. The oldest one is 25 years. Old. This is her.
3. Her name is Lazzie and it's her birthday.
1. There's a version of them that's little. And blue. 💙. Shockingly, they are called Little Blue Penguins. Also sometimes, fairy penguins.
2. The oldest one is 25 years. Old. This is her.
3. Her name is Lazzie and it's her birthday.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Cool Penguin Facts
1. There's a version of them that's little. And blue. 💙. Shockingly, they are called Little Blue Penguins. Also sometimes, fairy penguins.
2. The oldest one is 25 years. Old. This is her.
3. Her name is Lazzie and it's her birthday.
1. There's a version of them that's little. And blue. 💙. Shockingly, they are called Little Blue Penguins. Also sometimes, fairy penguins.
2. The oldest one is 25 years. Old. This is her.
3. Her name is Lazzie and it's her birthday.
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Movie set where I grew up
Benny & Joon
Benny & Joon
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Movie set where I grew up
Benny & Joon
Benny & Joon
Impatiently waiting for Thanksgiving so I can hug my wife again. It can be hard having a long distance marriage. Luckily we'll be living together again in less than a year.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Impatiently waiting for Thanksgiving so I can hug my wife again. It can be hard having a long distance marriage. Luckily we'll be living together again in less than a year.
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Marriage equality does not exist for everyone until disabled people can marry without losing their benefits.
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Marriage equality does not exist for everyone until disabled people can marry without losing their benefits.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Had a cis friend once who changed his name because his birth name sounded "too straight" and he's honestly so real for that one
normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Had a cis friend once who changed his name because his birth name sounded "too straight" and he's honestly so real for that one
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The only reason I'm not asking if they're single is that I'm already married to the best dragon I know
If I say, "Here be dragons," and your next words aren't, "Are any of them single?" I don't know if we're compatible as friends.
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The only reason I'm not asking if they're single is that I'm already married to the best dragon I know
As someone who has ordered several of her books, I can confirm
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
As someone who has ordered several of her books, I can confirm
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
We've heard of Batman & Catwoman, but imagine, if you will, a comic series starring Catman & Batwoman. Two queer disasters trying to figure out who is a bigger disaster. Enemies to besties storyline.
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We've heard of Batman & Catwoman, but imagine, if you will, a comic series starring Catman & Batwoman. Two queer disasters trying to figure out who is a bigger disaster. Enemies to besties storyline.
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whenever i see “no kings” i hear it in the voice of Coily saying NOOOO SPRINGS from that mst3k short about how important springs are
October 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
whenever i see “no kings” i hear it in the voice of Coily saying NOOOO SPRINGS from that mst3k short about how important springs are
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I LOVE MY WIFE!!!
September 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I LOVE MY WIFE!!!
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Do not couples-costume Harley Quinn with the Joker unless he’s a corpse by her hand.
October 16, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Do not couples-costume Harley Quinn with the Joker unless he’s a corpse by her hand.
Putting trans characters in children's shows isn't a "woke agenda" any more than me working with kids (which I've been doing for the better part of the past 10 years). We're just existing in a world where children also happen to exist.
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Putting trans characters in children's shows isn't a "woke agenda" any more than me working with kids (which I've been doing for the better part of the past 10 years). We're just existing in a world where children also happen to exist.
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
October 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?