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some days I'm all [sound of a fluffy cloud violently smashing into a mountain] other days I'm [sound of crocodiles gently eating a mitten]
May 14, 2023 at 1:33 AM
some days I'm all [sound of a fluffy cloud violently smashing into a mountain] other days I'm [sound of crocodiles gently eating a mitten]
All these unc's trying to complain about AI because they're too lazy to adjust the way they teach youth is so cringe.
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
All these unc's trying to complain about AI because they're too lazy to adjust the way they teach youth is so cringe.
I'm sick of reminding people that all cats are girls and dogs are boys. Some of y'all are really embarrassing.
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm sick of reminding people that all cats are girls and dogs are boys. Some of y'all are really embarrassing.
Do you think Donnie's gonna look back on his old hair pics and feel like so embarrassed?
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Do you think Donnie's gonna look back on his old hair pics and feel like so embarrassed?
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Aww it's so scary
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Aww it's so scary
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have a great day (or else)
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
have a great day (or else)
Skyrizi jingle got me fucked up
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Skyrizi jingle got me fucked up
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ME: What’s the first rule of bite club?
DRACULA: Is it biting?
ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting.
RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.
DRACULA: Is it biting?
ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting.
RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ME: What’s the first rule of bite club?
DRACULA: Is it biting?
ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting.
RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.
DRACULA: Is it biting?
ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting.
RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.
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Leaves are changing and there's a chill in the air. Time for everyone to form weirdly strong polarized opinions about allspice.
September 27, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Leaves are changing and there's a chill in the air. Time for everyone to form weirdly strong polarized opinions about allspice.
Bluesky wants to verify my email so bad. It's a little game we play. 😘
October 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Bluesky wants to verify my email so bad. It's a little game we play. 😘
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i can't believe the rapture was only 4 weeks ago
October 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i can't believe the rapture was only 4 weeks ago
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why he got so much poo
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
why he got so much poo
All the white boys, girls, guys and gals at the No Kings Rally
October 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
All the white boys, girls, guys and gals at the No Kings Rally
We're all just out here having a great time.
October 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We're all just out here having a great time.
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Get in loser we're doing truth and reconciliation
October 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Get in loser we're doing truth and reconciliation
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“bluesky elders” aren’t real , that’s a cryptid I made up to keep the kids from playing in the quarry
October 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“bluesky elders” aren’t real , that’s a cryptid I made up to keep the kids from playing in the quarry
Mentally preparing for how annoyed I'm going to get when people start calling themselves otroverts.
September 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Mentally preparing for how annoyed I'm going to get when people start calling themselves otroverts.
ChatGPT just told me my life was like a burning building and I'm equipped with a garden hose...but it was telling me this in a supportive way. I love how it's not wrong and really gets me. 👩🌾
July 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
ChatGPT just told me my life was like a burning building and I'm equipped with a garden hose...but it was telling me this in a supportive way. I love how it's not wrong and really gets me. 👩🌾
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Today in swim class we were learning flip turns and now I have chlorine in my brain
May 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Today in swim class we were learning flip turns and now I have chlorine in my brain
My husband doesn't see that this is Karl Marx dressed as Shrek.
May 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My husband doesn't see that this is Karl Marx dressed as Shrek.
Yesterday I saw a pikachu inside of another Pikachu
April 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Yesterday I saw a pikachu inside of another Pikachu
Some people Flex till after death
April 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Some people Flex till after death