Mariners Melodrama
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The ghosts of ice cold bats will haunt Seattle for all eternity.
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Quick. Somebody tell Trump that the best way to own Elon is to restore all research grants and double NSF funding.
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Quick. Somebody tell Trump that the best way to own Elon is to restore all research grants and double NSF funding.
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Mariners, why do you insist on doing this to me, personally?
May 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Mariners, why do you insist on doing this to me, personally?
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The Seattle mariners are not a real baseball team. They are a malevolent demiurge sent to earth with the sole purpose of tormenting the citizens of the Pacific Northwest for the crimes of our ancestors
May 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The Seattle mariners are not a real baseball team. They are a malevolent demiurge sent to earth with the sole purpose of tormenting the citizens of the Pacific Northwest for the crimes of our ancestors
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When I die, deposit my ashes in the T-Mobile Park Bullpen, so the Mariners can blow it for me one last time.
May 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
When I die, deposit my ashes in the T-Mobile Park Bullpen, so the Mariners can blow it for me one last time.
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Mariners Baseball: Why Oh Why
May 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Mariners Baseball: Why Oh Why
It’s a good day for some melodrama.
Mariners baseball.
May 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It’s a good day for some melodrama.
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I’D RATHER LOOK AT MY 401K THAN WATCH THE MARINERS
April 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’D RATHER LOOK AT MY 401K THAN WATCH THE MARINERS
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It’s crazy that America would rather end than let the Mariners win a World Series.
April 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It’s crazy that America would rather end than let the Mariners win a World Series.
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Who could have predicted this horrible offense? The Mariners did nothing in the off-season and it didn't help at all.
April 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Who could have predicted this horrible offense? The Mariners did nothing in the off-season and it didn't help at all.
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Has anyone tried unplugging the Mariners and plugging them back in again?
April 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Has anyone tried unplugging the Mariners and plugging them back in again?
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Lumen Field Innie Blissfully Unaware of Mariners: tinyurl.com/yb8f3kra
April 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Lumen Field Innie Blissfully Unaware of Mariners: tinyurl.com/yb8f3kra
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Welp, this Mariners team is exactly the same as last year.
March 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Welp, this Mariners team is exactly the same as last year.
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Maybe the Mariners should ask their opponents about how to hit in T-Mobile Park because they don't seem to be having any issues at all. #thisisabaseballaccountnow
March 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Maybe the Mariners should ask their opponents about how to hit in T-Mobile Park because they don't seem to be having any issues at all. #thisisabaseballaccountnow
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Now this is the mariners we love. To hate.
March 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Now this is the mariners we love. To hate.
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The Seattle Mariners are officially eliminated from playoff contention.
March 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Seattle Mariners are officially eliminated from playoff contention.
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Well, all that goodwill & fan capital, that Mariners management built up with the off-season signings & Cals extension lasted about 5 hour. It seems that “control the zone” has been replaced with this new philosophy…
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March 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Well, all that goodwill & fan capital, that Mariners management built up with the off-season signings & Cals extension lasted about 5 hour. It seems that “control the zone” has been replaced with this new philosophy…