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There are only 45 million foreign-born people living in the United States right now, about half of whom are naturalized citizens. So this ridiculous edge-lord post by taxpayer-funded trolls is suggesting deporting 55 million native-born citizens.
This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
December 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There are only 45 million foreign-born people living in the United States right now, about half of whom are naturalized citizens. So this ridiculous edge-lord post by taxpayer-funded trolls is suggesting deporting 55 million native-born citizens.
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Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
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In the first draft Marley told Scrooge “You will be haunted by three spirits, and a giant dancing octopus from another dimension."
Maybe Dickens’ editors were right that the interdimensional octopus felt out of place. But I still feel something very beautiful was lost.
Maybe Dickens’ editors were right that the interdimensional octopus felt out of place. But I still feel something very beautiful was lost.
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
In the first draft Marley told Scrooge “You will be haunted by three spirits, and a giant dancing octopus from another dimension."
Maybe Dickens’ editors were right that the interdimensional octopus felt out of place. But I still feel something very beautiful was lost.
Maybe Dickens’ editors were right that the interdimensional octopus felt out of place. But I still feel something very beautiful was lost.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
How could waving a T-shirt "signal to another cartel boat" if none were nearby? (You'd have to be very close to see that.) There's no mention of another boat in the DoD's account, and if there had been one, they'd have bombed it too (and bragged about sinking an enemy flotilla or something).
WELKER: Isn't it possible that even the act of taking off a t shirt could've been part of an attempt to get attention for help?
TOM COTTON: Or it could've been an attempt to signal to another cartel boat to come pick them up and pick up the cargo
TOM COTTON: Or it could've been an attempt to signal to another cartel boat to come pick them up and pick up the cargo
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
How could waving a T-shirt "signal to another cartel boat" if none were nearby? (You'd have to be very close to see that.) There's no mention of another boat in the DoD's account, and if there had been one, they'd have bombed it too (and bragged about sinking an enemy flotilla or something).
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 11, 2023 at 7:33 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.
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He scammed over 1,000 people, most of whom were not wealthy - veterans, farmers, teachers, nurses, small businesses owners. Some lost everything. But he’s a rich Republican, so Trump let him get away with it. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
Trump Frees Fraudster Just Days Into Seven-Year Prison Sentence
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
He scammed over 1,000 people, most of whom were not wealthy - veterans, farmers, teachers, nurses, small businesses owners. Some lost everything. But he’s a rich Republican, so Trump let him get away with it. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
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Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.
"Things happen."
Despicable.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"Things happen."
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The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
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When the attention and headline at a Trump press conference becomes about someone other than Trump.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When the attention and headline at a Trump press conference becomes about someone other than Trump.
Ah yes, communism, famously founded in the year 1025.
Communism was clearly not a topic on the dementia exam.
Trump: "For 1,000 years, communism has not worked"
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ah yes, communism, famously founded in the year 1025.
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A highlight of last night I'm not seeing much today:
Spanberger, Shirrell, and Mamdani all won clear majorities of young male voters last night.
Spanberger, Shirrell, and Mamdani all won clear majorities of young male voters last night.
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A highlight of last night I'm not seeing much today:
Spanberger, Shirrell, and Mamdani all won clear majorities of young male voters last night.
Spanberger, Shirrell, and Mamdani all won clear majorities of young male voters last night.
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St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
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INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
Why does Bessent always look like he's just realized something is hurtling toward his face
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why does Bessent always look like he's just realized something is hurtling toward his face
I don't know what's worse: Trump outright admitting he's favoring his voters in allocating disaster aid, or the ridiculously low amounts he's sending even people who DID support him. $3 million (not billion: million!) for relief from a series of major disasters? Wow.
October 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don't know what's worse: Trump outright admitting he's favoring his voters in allocating disaster aid, or the ridiculously low amounts he's sending even people who DID support him. $3 million (not billion: million!) for relief from a series of major disasters? Wow.
Took me a moment to realize they meant fantasy baseball but just went over the tag title character limit....
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Took me a moment to realize they meant fantasy baseball but just went over the tag title character limit....
Lately Fox seems to be courting Trump's approval by plastering their reporters and anchors with thicker and thicker orange pancake makeup...
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Lately Fox seems to be courting Trump's approval by plastering their reporters and anchors with thicker and thicker orange pancake makeup...
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The subtext of this comment is that the Mayor of Boston is Asian-American, whereas the Mayor of Chicago (like almost everyone else that Trump refers to as “a low IQ person”) is Black.
Trump: "Boston had a bad mayor who at least is a reasonable IQ person. Most of them are low IQ. I mean, what's going on in Chicago ... "
October 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The subtext of this comment is that the Mayor of Boston is Asian-American, whereas the Mayor of Chicago (like almost everyone else that Trump refers to as “a low IQ person”) is Black.
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It’s wild the agents who have videographers following them never seem to have footage of what they claim those they are arresting did
October 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It’s wild the agents who have videographers following them never seem to have footage of what they claim those they are arresting did