Celestial Dragon Coal-Fired Gundam
@satsumawasp.bsky.social
Citizen of the greatest nation on the planet. Grovel before me and I won't have you executed.
Someday in the distant future, scholars of 21st century culture will chart out the most fucked diagram you've ever seen to categorize chips, crisps, fries, and every other potato-based snack with the same level of unearned confidence that fuels ancient weapon enthusiasts.
January 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Someday in the distant future, scholars of 21st century culture will chart out the most fucked diagram you've ever seen to categorize chips, crisps, fries, and every other potato-based snack with the same level of unearned confidence that fuels ancient weapon enthusiasts.
In the past 24 hours, the US has launched an attack on Venezuela and Bluesky weirdos have launched an attack on a mildly judgemental post about a sexy dog.
Is nowhere safe anymore?
Is nowhere safe anymore?
January 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
In the past 24 hours, the US has launched an attack on Venezuela and Bluesky weirdos have launched an attack on a mildly judgemental post about a sexy dog.
Is nowhere safe anymore?
Is nowhere safe anymore?
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in the future, there'll be two kinds of historian - the kind that studies the US attack on Venezuela, and the kind that studies this:
bsky.app/profile/birc...
bsky.app/profile/birc...
Your failure to masturbate to this cartoon dog is a real "mask-off moment"
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
in the future, there'll be two kinds of historian - the kind that studies the US attack on Venezuela, and the kind that studies this:
bsky.app/profile/birc...
bsky.app/profile/birc...
Lot of people bragging about how they'd fail to stand up to the state, too. You know, I'm starting to think we have given out too many trophies.
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Lot of people bragging about how they'd fail to stand up to the state, too. You know, I'm starting to think we have given out too many trophies.
Call a press conference. Everyone, get every media outlet in the nation for this. Then I have my partner in crime steal all of their wallets.
what if you found out it was actually called Wallace and Grompit and you had been saying it wrong this entire time . would you still go to work or would you call out so you could take some time to process this information
January 2, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Call a press conference. Everyone, get every media outlet in the nation for this. Then I have my partner in crime steal all of their wallets.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
You knew you had a quality piece of luggage when it didn't OPEN UP AT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION AND THROW YOUR SHIT ALL OVER THE COMPARTMENT. Truly we live in an age of wonders.
December 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
You knew you had a quality piece of luggage when it didn't OPEN UP AT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION AND THROW YOUR SHIT ALL OVER THE COMPARTMENT. Truly we live in an age of wonders.
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Double fisting my post-reading phone and my post-making phone
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Double fisting my post-reading phone and my post-making phone
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
For real though, while I don't have an issue with legalizing voluntary euthanasia, if you act like it's a win when it comes before removing the elements of society that would coerce it, you are at best extremely tone deaf.
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
For real though, while I don't have an issue with legalizing voluntary euthanasia, if you act like it's a win when it comes before removing the elements of society that would coerce it, you are at best extremely tone deaf.
I'm cool enough to say that I'll push a "basic right to healthcare" bill through and that if I die in office, every single constituent should raid the Pfizer offices and put its leadership to the sword. Unfortunately, I don't have a business degree, so I'm otherwise unelectable.
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'm cool enough to say that I'll push a "basic right to healthcare" bill through and that if I die in office, every single constituent should raid the Pfizer offices and put its leadership to the sword. Unfortunately, I don't have a business degree, so I'm otherwise unelectable.
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Born to jest, forced to joust
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Born to jest, forced to joust
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what is a skyscraper?
a skyscraper is a tall office building with a spire, which, being secular and godless, scrapes against the Lord's own firmament, making a horrible nails on chalkboard noise for a full year until a groove is carved into it
a skyscraper is a tall office building with a spire, which, being secular and godless, scrapes against the Lord's own firmament, making a horrible nails on chalkboard noise for a full year until a groove is carved into it
December 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
what is a skyscraper?
a skyscraper is a tall office building with a spire, which, being secular and godless, scrapes against the Lord's own firmament, making a horrible nails on chalkboard noise for a full year until a groove is carved into it
a skyscraper is a tall office building with a spire, which, being secular and godless, scrapes against the Lord's own firmament, making a horrible nails on chalkboard noise for a full year until a groove is carved into it
It's weird that sometimes this is absolutely true. Not that the experience will be elevated, but an already shit bar can be made worse by trying to pretend it's anything better. Just crank the most awful list you have on deck 10db too high and drive half the patrons outside.
Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse https://theonion.com/music-playing-in-bar-could-stand-to-be-louder-worse-1819576412/
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It's weird that sometimes this is absolutely true. Not that the experience will be elevated, but an already shit bar can be made worse by trying to pretend it's anything better. Just crank the most awful list you have on deck 10db too high and drive half the patrons outside.
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don't be fooled. the epstein files are meant to distract you from the fact that orbs are now on mobile
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
don't be fooled. the epstein files are meant to distract you from the fact that orbs are now on mobile
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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"How can you make jokes at a time like this??"
Right sorry, forgot to present my credentials, here you are
Right sorry, forgot to present my credentials, here you are
January 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
"How can you make jokes at a time like this??"
Right sorry, forgot to present my credentials, here you are
Right sorry, forgot to present my credentials, here you are
"I'll show them, I'll create exactly one permanent thing!"
100,000,000,000 years later...
"Wow that sure is a thing."
100,000,000,000 years later...
"Wow that sure is a thing."
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"I'll show them, I'll create exactly one permanent thing!"
100,000,000,000 years later...
"Wow that sure is a thing."
100,000,000,000 years later...
"Wow that sure is a thing."
Mmm, yes, well done to the Toronto Jays on beating the Toronto Blue. Better luck next year for the Dodgers, I suppose.
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Mmm, yes, well done to the Toronto Jays on beating the Toronto Blue. Better luck next year for the Dodgers, I suppose.
"Sean, we'll stop killing every character you play when you change the pronunciation to either Shawn Bawn or Sheen Been, and not a moment sooner."
October 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"Sean, we'll stop killing every character you play when you change the pronunciation to either Shawn Bawn or Sheen Been, and not a moment sooner."
I did once give up in the middle of some smut bc the author wrote "12th century Ming vase" and I was like "hold up, you're just winging this."
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I did once give up in the middle of some smut bc the author wrote "12th century Ming vase" and I was like "hold up, you're just winging this."
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Every single time I come back to Hitman I'm surprised by the fact that it's the most organically funny game on the planet, and I don't know how because I say this same thing EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Every single time I come back to Hitman I'm surprised by the fact that it's the most organically funny game on the planet, and I don't know how because I say this same thing EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.