SavageGardner 💦🥩
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Takes on Star Wars, Music, Food
Takes on Star Wars, Music, Food
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lowkey the world isn’t actually that dangerous, right wingers just made it that way
January 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
lowkey the world isn’t actually that dangerous, right wingers just made it that way
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Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
Can someone relay a message to George Kittle that today is another Tight Ends Day? I need him to have a career day.
December 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Can someone relay a message to George Kittle that today is another Tight Ends Day? I need him to have a career day.
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cannot believe people are still talking about charlie kirk in a year when we lost DAVID LYNCH. upside down ass country with backwards priorities.
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
cannot believe people are still talking about charlie kirk in a year when we lost DAVID LYNCH. upside down ass country with backwards priorities.
Why do these douchebags get away with being wrong in their jobs? Any other career if you are so royally wrong that you cause trauma to another person it is a fireable offense and you can also be looking at a civil suit AT A MINIMUM.
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Why do these douchebags get away with being wrong in their jobs? Any other career if you are so royally wrong that you cause trauma to another person it is a fireable offense and you can also be looking at a civil suit AT A MINIMUM.
The fuck does he understand in his air conditioned front row seats to UFC.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The fuck does he understand in his air conditioned front row seats to UFC.
My toxic trait is thinking I could get 7.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My toxic trait is thinking I could get 7.
Come on you Hounds! Hell yeah. City of Champions again.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Come on you Hounds! Hell yeah. City of Champions again.
Getting real tired of this RFK JR and Nuzzi discourse.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Getting real tired of this RFK JR and Nuzzi discourse.
We've done our taxes for hundreds of years without AI. What is this solving?!
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We've done our taxes for hundreds of years without AI. What is this solving?!
These Tim Robinson bits are getting out of control.
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
These Tim Robinson bits are getting out of control.
Just because someone says something on TV, doesnt mean that thing they said is credible. Yes, this is in response to Megyn Kelly defending pedophiles. She shouldn't have a platform anymore after those 'opinions'. Fucking ghoul.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just because someone says something on TV, doesnt mean that thing they said is credible. Yes, this is in response to Megyn Kelly defending pedophiles. She shouldn't have a platform anymore after those 'opinions'. Fucking ghoul.
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
Fuck. Didn't know she was from Pittsburgh. We dont want her.
Bari Weiss crossed the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette picket line to falsely portray herself as a scrappy "Pittsburgh Girl".
The move comes as Weiss has begun to fight unions at CBS News.
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The move comes as Weiss has begun to fight unions at CBS News.
paydayreport.com/bari-weiss-c...
Bari Weiss Crosses Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Picket Line
This week, Bari Weiss, the controversial new right-wing head of CBS News, crossed the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette picket line to participate in a front-page puff piece that painted her as a scrappy “Pitts...
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November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Fuck. Didn't know she was from Pittsburgh. We dont want her.
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ADL: Mandami hates Spurs, a team that has fans that refer to them as the "yids," how much more anti-Semitic can you get?
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ADL: Mandami hates Spurs, a team that has fans that refer to them as the "yids," how much more anti-Semitic can you get?
What is he trying to prove by that Zohran quote? He simply stated what government is there for.
Emmer: "Pro-terrorist, Marxist radicals are now the left's mainstream."
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What is he trying to prove by that Zohran quote? He simply stated what government is there for.
Plastic fan base.
American politics. A toxic cesspit. Unsalvageable I fear 😔
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Plastic fan base.
The sandwich was from Subway that was thrown from Point Blank? Gross.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The sandwich was from Subway that was thrown from Point Blank? Gross.
If you get caught posting (on any platform) OC that is just AI videos that are blatantly racist to push some bullshit agenda you have, you should have your account deactivated permanently. Our dumbass leaders let AI grow too fast without regulating how it can be used for the shittiest of reasons.
October 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you get caught posting (on any platform) OC that is just AI videos that are blatantly racist to push some bullshit agenda you have, you should have your account deactivated permanently. Our dumbass leaders let AI grow too fast without regulating how it can be used for the shittiest of reasons.
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well i think naming a ballroom after your best friend is something to be celebrated tbh
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
well i think naming a ballroom after your best friend is something to be celebrated tbh
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Me and the wife went to a closer to home protest in Mt Lebanon, PA. Hundreds of people, if not over 1000. Great vibes. #nokings #pittsburgh
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me and the wife went to a closer to home protest in Mt Lebanon, PA. Hundreds of people, if not over 1000. Great vibes. #nokings #pittsburgh
It's one thing to be a stupid teenager and another thing to be a remorseless adult. When you are older, you cringe and atone for being a dumb kid. Also, praising Hitler ISNT a normal phase. There's kinda lines you dont cross and thats one of them.
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
October 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's one thing to be a stupid teenager and another thing to be a remorseless adult. When you are older, you cringe and atone for being a dumb kid. Also, praising Hitler ISNT a normal phase. There's kinda lines you dont cross and thats one of them.
We were supposed to visit Chicago in a week. We cancelled the trip last night in part because of low confidence in air traffic control reliability as well as the National Guard being deployed. It's fueled to not feel safe to visit another US city. Fuck Ice. Fuck Fascists.
October 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
We were supposed to visit Chicago in a week. We cancelled the trip last night in part because of low confidence in air traffic control reliability as well as the National Guard being deployed. It's fueled to not feel safe to visit another US city. Fuck Ice. Fuck Fascists.
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Remember that Friday night when we all thought it happened?
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Remember that Friday night when we all thought it happened?