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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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December 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Yes, as crazy as things are, all I want to do in 2026 is MAKE MORE ART. I want to create more things and enjoy those things created by others. That's why we're here.
I hope everyone has good year end holidays. As we go into a shaky period with the arts in flux and a lot of people are suffering, please never forget the power of your mind, and the joy of engaging in meaningful process. Every day you have the most powerful machine in existence inside your own head.
a cartoon character is playing a piano and has a crown on his head
ALT: a cartoon character is playing a piano and has a crown on his head
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yes, as crazy as things are, all I want to do in 2026 is MAKE MORE ART. I want to create more things and enjoy those things created by others. That's why we're here.
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“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
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Geeeeettttt…. DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
December 25, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Geeeeettttt…. DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
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Happy holidays, everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy holidays, everyone!
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Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more...
🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more...
🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
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Kennedy is a fanatical, paranoid, evil, eugenecist. He is a liar and a menace. He should never have been confirmed, and he should be impeached and removed yesterday.
Fuck everyone who did this to us. May they never have a moment of peace.
Fuck everyone who did this to us. May they never have a moment of peace.
Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health.
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
December 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Kennedy is a fanatical, paranoid, evil, eugenecist. He is a liar and a menace. He should never have been confirmed, and he should be impeached and removed yesterday.
Fuck everyone who did this to us. May they never have a moment of peace.
Fuck everyone who did this to us. May they never have a moment of peace.
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because Jurassic Park is trans rep
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
because Jurassic Park is trans rep
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'you can generate a different ending every time you view a movie!'
'you can have endless text conversations with NPCs in games!'
'you can summarize a novel, you don't have to read it!'
the pitches for genAI really reveal how much the people behind it just... hate art.
like. *hate* art. deeply.
'you can have endless text conversations with NPCs in games!'
'you can summarize a novel, you don't have to read it!'
the pitches for genAI really reveal how much the people behind it just... hate art.
like. *hate* art. deeply.
June 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
'you can generate a different ending every time you view a movie!'
'you can have endless text conversations with NPCs in games!'
'you can summarize a novel, you don't have to read it!'
the pitches for genAI really reveal how much the people behind it just... hate art.
like. *hate* art. deeply.
'you can have endless text conversations with NPCs in games!'
'you can summarize a novel, you don't have to read it!'
the pitches for genAI really reveal how much the people behind it just... hate art.
like. *hate* art. deeply.
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'KPop Demon Hunters' is Time Magazine's Breakthrough of the Year, and deservedly so.
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
'KPop Demon Hunters' is Time Magazine's Breakthrough of the Year, and deservedly so.
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
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Maybe it will happen today.
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Maybe it will happen today.
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I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.
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The cruelty is the point........
The pedophile rapist conman criminal currently occupying the presidency is doing everything he can to ensure that Americans are hungry and suffering. And his entire party is helping him, while they cover up his crimes.
Fuck Trump and fuck everyone who supports him.
Fuck Trump and fuck everyone who supports him.
White House asks court to block order to fully distribute November’s food stamps
Judge had ordered Trump administration to make full payments by Friday amid ongoing government shutdown
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The cruelty is the point........
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Trashing air traffic control
To protect a child rapist
Starving Americans
To protect a child rapist
Self-immolating Congress
To protect a child rapist
Crashing healthcare
To protect a child rapist
It’s not more complex, moral, or dignified.
Call them: 202-224-3121
#RemoveTrump #GOPShutdowm
To protect a child rapist
Starving Americans
To protect a child rapist
Self-immolating Congress
To protect a child rapist
Crashing healthcare
To protect a child rapist
It’s not more complex, moral, or dignified.
Call them: 202-224-3121
#RemoveTrump #GOPShutdowm
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Trashing air traffic control
To protect a child rapist
Starving Americans
To protect a child rapist
Self-immolating Congress
To protect a child rapist
Crashing healthcare
To protect a child rapist
It’s not more complex, moral, or dignified.
Call them: 202-224-3121
#RemoveTrump #GOPShutdowm
To protect a child rapist
Starving Americans
To protect a child rapist
Self-immolating Congress
To protect a child rapist
Crashing healthcare
To protect a child rapist
It’s not more complex, moral, or dignified.
Call them: 202-224-3121
#RemoveTrump #GOPShutdowm
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STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
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Trump is such a sickening pig.
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Trump is such a sickening pig.
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It’s a sad day when a judge has to order the President of the United States to feed vulnerable families and hungry children with funds already designated for that very purpose.
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It’s a sad day when a judge has to order the President of the United States to feed vulnerable families and hungry children with funds already designated for that very purpose.
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This turns my stomach.
All Trump does is destroy things.
Please, god, let it happen today.
All Trump does is destroy things.
Please, god, let it happen today.
Donald Trump did the same thing to the Constitution's Wall of Separation Between Church and State.
October 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This turns my stomach.
All Trump does is destroy things.
Please, god, let it happen today.
All Trump does is destroy things.
Please, god, let it happen today.
Completely sick over this
here is a clip of the East Wing of the White House being demolished for Trump's ballroom just now
October 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Completely sick over this