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ScottDrummer
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Just a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musician.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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theonion.com
National Museum Of The Middle Class Opens In Schaumburg, IL https://theonion.com/national-museum-of-the-middle-class-opens-in-schaumburg-1819567586/
National Museum Of The Middle Class Opens In Schaumburg, IL
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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xkcd.com
Cost Savings

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Comic. [Person pointing to graph on wall, addressing two people – one with close-cropped haircut, one with shoulder-length styled haircut – seated behind a desk.] PERSON: By lowering the planned satellite orbit, we can reduce the size of the launch vehicle required. We can reduce costs further by eliminating the satellite entirely in favor of an aerial platform. Some equipment could be moved to a ground-based facility, reducing required aircraft time. Additional savings could be… [caption] I’m trying to get NASA to build a shed in my backyard.
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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theonion.com
CERN Researchers Apologize For Destruction Of 5 Parallel Universes In Recent Experiment https://theonion.com/cern-researchers-apologize-for-destruction-of-5-paralle-1819579830/
CERN Researchers Apologize For Destruction Of 5 Parallel Universes In Recent Experiment
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Does anyone remember the classic "ICE vs The Viking in a Bathtub" sketch on Monty Python? Good times!
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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lataco.bsky.social
Sunday Taquitos #11: Rock Bottom (?)

Art by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social
A black and white cartoon of two concerned women sitting on a couch facing a tv screen. The text below reads “How many more rock bottoms do you think the country has left?”
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
Shout out to the top 5 goods in the world. It's all, up to no, finger lickin', Johnny B, and Renee.
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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jojofromjerz.bsky.social
Accurate.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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scalzi.com
The thing about fragile masculinity and all the things marketed to those susceptible to it is that there far cheaper ways to be all alone at the end of the evening, masturbating into a sock, so why not just save your money
January 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.

Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫

🙏

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Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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theonion.com
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon https://theonion.com/trump-assures-wall-street-hell-go-back-to-just-fucking-over-poor-people-soon/
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
Screenshot of a tweet by James Tate reading, “An educated populace is a threat to power.” The tweet includes a quoted graphic stating that ICE is offering a $45,000 signing bonus and $100,000 starting salary, compared to a teacher earning $55,000 in their eighth year with a master’s degree, arguing that education has been intentionally defunded.
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
WASHINGTON—Praising the recipients for their acts of true American cowardice, President Donald Trump proudly announced a new “Dodger Dividend” on Wednesday night for anyone who successfully avoided mi...
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December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
it’s so topsy turvy like up is down! black is white! the trombonist is getting all the pussy!
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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theonion.com
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles 
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles 
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White nationalism is incompatible with the gospel and whatnot
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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clarajeffery.bsky.social
It's possible. It just takes political will.
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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danewen.bsky.social
Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't.

FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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theonion.com
Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
WASHINGTON—In an effort to expand recruitment for President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown, the Department of Homeland Security announced Tuesday that it would waive the species requirements for...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM