Egregious Philbin
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Jesus fuck what now
The Rolling Stones opening for AC/DC after they'd already played
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Rolling Stones opening for AC/DC after they'd already played
The Expendables, but its 90s indie film mainstays like Steve Buscemi, John Turturro and Peter Stormare.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Expendables, but its 90s indie film mainstays like Steve Buscemi, John Turturro and Peter Stormare.
Sometimes my father's voice comes from my mouth, like when my dog shows up after I've been waiting to take him for his walk and I tell him "Nice of you to join us."
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Sometimes my father's voice comes from my mouth, like when my dog shows up after I've been waiting to take him for his walk and I tell him "Nice of you to join us."
At my eponymous blog, I talked about a Stan Lee biography from 2019 and how my perception of this legendary figure has changed since my youth.
Danny Fingeroth’s 2019 bio A Marvelous Life: The Amazing Story of Stan Lee is a fittingly even-handed look at a legend
I’ve admired Stan Lee, the creator(?) of Marvel Comics since I was a kid. Today I understand his role a little differently but that admiration still exists.
scottowilliams.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
At my eponymous blog, I talked about a Stan Lee biography from 2019 and how my perception of this legendary figure has changed since my youth.
You can put anything you want on a cake. There's no law. They can't stop you.
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You can put anything you want on a cake. There's no law. They can't stop you.
They expect it to become a collector's item after Trump signs the executive order forcing GMC to rename it the McKinley
What the fuck are we doing here. You can only keep this thing this spotless if you exclusively drive it to the cafe down the street
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
They expect it to become a collector's item after Trump signs the executive order forcing GMC to rename it the McKinley
"Software will be installed at 3:19 AM. And by that I mean we will give you a notice at 3:20 AM that nobody confirmed we could install it."
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Software will be installed at 3:19 AM. And by that I mean we will give you a notice at 3:20 AM that nobody confirmed we could install it."
Where's the option for "Was a teenager who made questionable food decisions"?
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Where's the option for "Was a teenager who made questionable food decisions"?
Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
Tell me about it
I would pay money for a procedure to destroy the part of my brain that remembers Billy Joel songs
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Tell me about it
I should have quit my old job two years ago, before every job had a bunch of AI gunk in it
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I should have quit my old job two years ago, before every job had a bunch of AI gunk in it
Instead of just following there should be an option to "keep tabs on." Like every now and again it goes "Hey, remember this person? Wanna see what they've posted lately?"
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Instead of just following there should be an option to "keep tabs on." Like every now and again it goes "Hey, remember this person? Wanna see what they've posted lately?"
I really want to do "Gloria" by Patti Smith or "Sequestered in Memphis" by the Hold Steady.
The delusional part is that I imagine whipping the crowd up into a cultlike singalong frenzy, whereupon they are subject to my every whim, by the end.
The delusional part is that I imagine whipping the crowd up into a cultlike singalong frenzy, whereupon they are subject to my every whim, by the end.
okay what’s everyone’s most delusionally aspirational karaoke selection
like if you knew you could not fail, what’s the biggest / weirdest swing you would take
mine might be Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand”
like if you knew you could not fail, what’s the biggest / weirdest swing you would take
mine might be Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand”
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I really want to do "Gloria" by Patti Smith or "Sequestered in Memphis" by the Hold Steady.
The delusional part is that I imagine whipping the crowd up into a cultlike singalong frenzy, whereupon they are subject to my every whim, by the end.
The delusional part is that I imagine whipping the crowd up into a cultlike singalong frenzy, whereupon they are subject to my every whim, by the end.
Gender is a performance, but I'm an understudy
Gender is a performance, and while mine is maybe a little meta for the room, but if you bear with me I swear it’s going somewhere interesting and fun!
Gender is a performance. Unfortunately I had the wrong script, so I wrote my own
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Gender is a performance, but I'm an understudy
moderate deez NUTZ
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
moderate deez NUTZ
Lrt: this explains why nobody ever acknowledges anything I say here
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Lrt: this explains why nobody ever acknowledges anything I say here
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
(Seeing a vanity plate CK DCR8R)
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
(Seeing a vanity plate CK DCR8R)
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
Hard to believe it's been six months since I quit my job to focus on what really matters: heating up my wife's tea
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hard to believe it's been six months since I quit my job to focus on what really matters: heating up my wife's tea
I just found out those hot ladies weren't really playing on those Robert Palmer songs
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I just found out those hot ladies weren't really playing on those Robert Palmer songs
Who gives a fuck about an Armenian Comma?
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Who gives a fuck about an Armenian Comma?
The vibes on here were so good after last night I even went into the discover tab
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The vibes on here were so good after last night I even went into the discover tab
Something good happened in the USA for once, wild
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Something good happened in the USA for once, wild
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trans, and I cannot emphasize this next point enough, fuckin rights
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
trans, and I cannot emphasize this next point enough, fuckin rights