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About to tip over because I lean so far to the left.
Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
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Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
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Simply no words 😶
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Simply no words 😶
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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How does global warming cause colder winter storms? whowhatwhy.org/2019/11/23/t...
The Paradox of Global Warming and Colder Winters - WhoWhatWhy
If the cold weather makes it harder for you to argue with climate change deniers about the existence of global warming, this story is for you.
whowhatwhy.org
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How does global warming cause colder winter storms? whowhatwhy.org/2019/11/23/t...
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Remind me again why he scored a record share of the Latino vote last election?
Explain it to me like I'm five because that's the only way I'll understand.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Explain it to me like I'm five because that's the only way I'll understand.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Administration Warns About Europe Becoming Less White
"We want Europe to remain European," a new national security plan reads.
www.huffpost.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Remind me again why he scored a record share of the Latino vote last election?
Explain it to me like I'm five because that's the only way I'll understand.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Explain it to me like I'm five because that's the only way I'll understand.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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ICE hit a woman who was attempting to prevent a kidnapping.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
ICE hit a woman who was attempting to prevent a kidnapping.
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Trump’s War on Woke.
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Trump’s War on Woke.
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"I didn't personally see survivors" Hegseth told reporters. "The thing was on fire. It was exploded in fire and smoke. You can't see it."
he added "this is called the fog of war."
this is NOT what 'fog of war' means.
SMH.
he added "this is called the fog of war."
this is NOT what 'fog of war' means.
SMH.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"I didn't personally see survivors" Hegseth told reporters. "The thing was on fire. It was exploded in fire and smoke. You can't see it."
he added "this is called the fog of war."
this is NOT what 'fog of war' means.
SMH.
he added "this is called the fog of war."
this is NOT what 'fog of war' means.
SMH.
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Christ on a cracker — these seemingly hostile drones only missed Zelensky’s plane because he was unexpectedly early www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...
Four unidentified military-style drones breached no-fly zone to target Zelenskyy's arrival in Dublin
Gardaí are investigating whether the drones took off from land in Dublin or from an undetected ship.
www.thejournal.ie
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Christ on a cracker — these seemingly hostile drones only missed Zelensky’s plane because he was unexpectedly early www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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Melania stole Michelle Obama's speech.
She & Piggy kept criticizing the Obamas- & they kept stealing their speeches.
Then Melania takes credit for writing it!
When a reporter asked Mels to comment on accusations she'd committed plagiarism, Melania said, "Four score & seven yrs ago..."
She & Piggy kept criticizing the Obamas- & they kept stealing their speeches.
Then Melania takes credit for writing it!
When a reporter asked Mels to comment on accusations she'd committed plagiarism, Melania said, "Four score & seven yrs ago..."
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Melania stole Michelle Obama's speech.
She & Piggy kept criticizing the Obamas- & they kept stealing their speeches.
Then Melania takes credit for writing it!
When a reporter asked Mels to comment on accusations she'd committed plagiarism, Melania said, "Four score & seven yrs ago..."
She & Piggy kept criticizing the Obamas- & they kept stealing their speeches.
Then Melania takes credit for writing it!
When a reporter asked Mels to comment on accusations she'd committed plagiarism, Melania said, "Four score & seven yrs ago..."
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Blue got his first real haircut.💙
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Blue got his first real haircut.💙
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I thought Arthur Andersen folded after Enron? Wonder why they still have a /16, among which is a server impersonating a bunch of Amazon hosts...
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I thought Arthur Andersen folded after Enron? Wonder why they still have a /16, among which is a server impersonating a bunch of Amazon hosts...
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03 Dec 2025
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
03 Dec 2025
Just.....damn
Girlfriend called me in a panic. She had called the police who had swarmed our son's preschool because he was missing, nobody could find him. Cops had a helicopter out, dogs everywhere, and everything. Turned out I dropped him off at the wrong preschool that morning.
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Just.....damn
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Valparaiso was a feast to the eyes. A Paradise for artists 🇨🇱 #Chile #Valparaiso #urbanart #streetart #art #travel #photography #citylife
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Valparaiso was a feast to the eyes. A Paradise for artists 🇨🇱 #Chile #Valparaiso #urbanart #streetart #art #travel #photography #citylife
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Self-checkout lanes should be ‘10 items, or less’, no exceptions.
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Self-checkout lanes should be ‘10 items, or less’, no exceptions.
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my life was suppose to suck an entirely different way than this
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
my life was suppose to suck an entirely different way than this
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