Emma
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Emma
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Kind of crazy that evidence is mounting that the world is run by a group of rapists, pedophiles, and men convinced of women’s inmate natural inferiority, and the pundit class is trying to convince us that the real social crisis is that men are victimized and lonely because women have too many jobs.
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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"Barely legal" here translates as "not legal"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If Wes Streeting burst into flames in front of me and I was holding a glass of ice water I’d neck it and glass him
Wes Streeting talking two years ago about how he would win the Labour leadership.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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YER DA PUTS POTATOES IN HIS SOCKS.
Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their — and their children’s — socks before bed. The theory is that the potato draws out toxins.

However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
No, putting a potato in your sock will not cure a cold
TikTokers are placing slices of raw potatoes in their — and their children’s socks — overnight to cure illnesses.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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OH WERE A LOAD OF PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT SIDE IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT TOO EARLY FOR THE BRIEFCASE FUCKS AT THE TOP AGAIN
NEW: Rachel Reeves signals she intends to remove the two-child cap *in full*

"I don't think a child should be penalised because they're in a bigger family through no fault of their own," she tells BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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The bad news is the world is terrible. The good news is, I’ve managed to turn the cat into a laser gun.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@katebevan.com this is literally in front of the microwave
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Me when caught cavorting in the kitchen to late 90s dance music...
STOOPID STOOPID BANGERZ
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@parkinkatt.bsky.social Ivy has claimed the spot in front of the microwave
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
LIVE LAUGH EPSTEIN LIST
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@katebevan.com picked these up for Daphne
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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OPEN SAFE ROUTES

boats are dealt with thusly
I am not arguing that Lab should move to the right; I'm saying it should not move to the "left" if that is defined as higher spending and ignoring the boats
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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We also need this in Welsh.
Beautiful.
Plaid Cymru battered them.
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Couchgate update: I think she’s done another wee. Ordered a new repellent spray and am going to use new throws in case she’s still getting a smell from the old ones.
October 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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1993: Stephen Lawrence is murdered by racists.
1999: The MacPherson Inquiry recommends recording of non-crime hate incidents.
2005: After the Discrimination Law Review, non-crime hate incidents begin being recorded by UK police.
2025: Mainstream transphobia ends a harm reduction policy that worked.
Met Police says it will no longer investigate non-crime hate incidents
The move comes as an investigation into Father Ted creator Graham Linehan is dropped, after his arrest over a post on X.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I have bought a spray which purports to stop cats pissing on things. I liberally sprayed the couch and Ivy has avoided it all day. Dare I hope?
October 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Me " Should we start organizing to the proletariat revolution to cease the means of production and otherthrow the ruling class, lad?"

Lad " Can't today mate, I have to go and shout at hotels containing asylum seekers"
October 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Who was President that day, Pumpkin?????
October 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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The whole internet loves Cola Bottle Nate, a lovely guy who almost kills himself eating Haribro cola bottles! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you Mr. Rimmington is racist
October 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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this is clearly the best possible reason for social media to exist
i have a parasocial relationship with all your cats
oh yeah, and you nutjobs made my ridiculous cat social-famous.
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You might also try putting something that’s used regularly dead dead high up
Relationship tip for men:

Tighten the lids on all jars in the house. She’ll have to speak to you eventually.

Follow me for more relationship tips!
October 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Being a shill for the worst people on earth has aged him terribly, hasn't it?
October 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Just to be clear, an English degree - learning to critically assess texts - is actually one of the most dangerous for people such as Badenoch.

An educated population, able to bring hundreds of years of context to statements in a dawning age of AI slop and attention-seeking dishonesty is also vital.
So, the plan is to cut English, the arts, and sociology - the degrees that actually study culture - while on another part of your platform claiming to “defend” British culture.

It’s performance nationalism with a reading age of seven.
October 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM