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she/any • autistic adult • Pinned applies to most if not all of my skeets • Expect me to skeet in: en, es, (my current TL) ru. I also understand: fr, (to some extent) dk. Avatar is from Charat (dot) me
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@sdch.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Feel free to fact check me on this, I might not have gotten everything right here
Post a meme made by you
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Post a meme made by you
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I have eaten
the radioactive shrimp
that were in
the Walmart
and which
you were probably
saving
for the apocalypse
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
amd zo colUduoa cbciwo
the radioactive shrimp
that were in
the Walmart
and which
you were probably
saving
for the apocalypse
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
amd zo colUduoa cbciwo
August 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I have eaten
the radioactive shrimp
that were in
the Walmart
and which
you were probably
saving
for the apocalypse
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
amd zo colUduoa cbciwo
the radioactive shrimp
that were in
the Walmart
and which
you were probably
saving
for the apocalypse
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
amd zo colUduoa cbciwo
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The wizard studies toki pona.
August 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The wizard studies toki pona.
I grew up on these streets
July 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I grew up on these streets
Have you ever observed anything “aging like a fine cheese”?
By which I mean, appearing at first to age like milk — but then later something happened that made you realize the people behind it were right all along
By which I mean, appearing at first to age like milk — but then later something happened that made you realize the people behind it were right all along
July 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Have you ever observed anything “aging like a fine cheese”?
By which I mean, appearing at first to age like milk — but then later something happened that made you realize the people behind it were right all along
By which I mean, appearing at first to age like milk — but then later something happened that made you realize the people behind it were right all along
Age verification? When I was in middle school one of my classmates had one of those iDog speakers. You know the ones
Age verification? Today my kid asked what I meant when I said a movie was already "out on video"
age verification? I watched limp bizkit fans destroy the former Air Force base I was born on at Woodstock ‘99 live on mtv
July 30, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Age verification? When I was in middle school one of my classmates had one of those iDog speakers. You know the ones
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Look! A planet! It is jade, with cream moons. The sun shines a bright ivory.
July 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Look! A planet! It is jade, with cream moons. The sun shines a bright ivory.
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If you were alive in the 1980s, this is among the most wonderful & truly incredible things you have ever witnessed in your lifetime.
July 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you were alive in the 1980s, this is among the most wonderful & truly incredible things you have ever witnessed in your lifetime.
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Look! A planet! It is round and needy. It is through the lookingglass. If there are web developers there, perhaps I might teach love.
July 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Look! A planet! It is round and needy. It is through the lookingglass. If there are web developers there, perhaps I might teach love.
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NEELIX: Replicators aren't the only systems of convenience offline. We've only got four functioning lavatories for a ship of a hundred and fifty people.
JANEWAY: I see
NEELIX: Needless to say, lines are beginning to form.
JANEWAY: I see
NEELIX: Needless to say, lines are beginning to form.
July 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
NEELIX: Replicators aren't the only systems of convenience offline. We've only got four functioning lavatories for a ship of a hundred and fifty people.
JANEWAY: I see
NEELIX: Needless to say, lines are beginning to form.
JANEWAY: I see
NEELIX: Needless to say, lines are beginning to form.
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Planet ahoy! Clear trees cover the ground. Rarely, there's a a tiny purr.
July 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Planet ahoy! Clear trees cover the ground. Rarely, there's a a tiny purr.
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Gooooood morning!
A reminder this act is not just a Naughy Barrier. Not only does it target ANYTHING 18+ (including alcohol, rude language and LGBTQ+ topics), it requires *every relevant website* to handle personal ID.
That's a lot of places potential hackers could steal your face from.
A reminder this act is not just a Naughy Barrier. Not only does it target ANYTHING 18+ (including alcohol, rude language and LGBTQ+ topics), it requires *every relevant website* to handle personal ID.
That's a lot of places potential hackers could steal your face from.
If you live in the UK, you can speak your voice on this very heavy-handed online safety bill.
At the time of posting it has just passed 100k votes - after TWO DAYS of being open.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
At the time of posting it has just passed 100k votes - after TWO DAYS of being open.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
July 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Gooooood morning!
A reminder this act is not just a Naughy Barrier. Not only does it target ANYTHING 18+ (including alcohol, rude language and LGBTQ+ topics), it requires *every relevant website* to handle personal ID.
That's a lot of places potential hackers could steal your face from.
A reminder this act is not just a Naughy Barrier. Not only does it target ANYTHING 18+ (including alcohol, rude language and LGBTQ+ topics), it requires *every relevant website* to handle personal ID.
That's a lot of places potential hackers could steal your face from.
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What's good, is petting cats.
July 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What's good, is petting cats.
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Planet ahoy! It is in a carry-on bag. The sunrise glows shyly over its glum cliffs. Maybe you could be at peace there.
July 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Planet ahoy! It is in a carry-on bag. The sunrise glows shyly over its glum cliffs. Maybe you could be at peace there.
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I have discovered a planet. There, 6 moons dance obediently under the yellow sun. There's a chance you could find a place there.
July 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I have discovered a planet. There, 6 moons dance obediently under the yellow sun. There's a chance you could find a place there.
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I know a guy who
alloys steel
He makes it stronger
a harder feel
He don't use carbon
or molyb'
He don't use nickel
or any of these
He uses manganese
alloys steel
He makes it stronger
a harder feel
He don't use carbon
or molyb'
He don't use nickel
or any of these
He uses manganese
July 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I know a guy who
alloys steel
He makes it stronger
a harder feel
He don't use carbon
or molyb'
He don't use nickel
or any of these
He uses manganese
alloys steel
He makes it stronger
a harder feel
He don't use carbon
or molyb'
He don't use nickel
or any of these
He uses manganese
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We have discovered a planet. It is a planet devoid of bad actors or sadness-- but with fish. A picayune sea washes its distant sands. Will you go there with me?
July 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
We have discovered a planet. It is a planet devoid of bad actors or sadness-- but with fish. A picayune sea washes its distant sands. Will you go there with me?
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We have discovered a planet. It is a world missing soft rains. Infrequently, there's a a soft murmur. Maybe you could have coffee there.
July 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We have discovered a planet. It is a world missing soft rains. Infrequently, there's a a soft murmur. Maybe you could have coffee there.
Ugh, you’re telling me I’m 22???
July 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Ugh, you’re telling me I’m 22???
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Reskeeted w/ alt text, because this is fucking wonderful and everyone should enjoy it.
July 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reskeeted w/ alt text, because this is fucking wonderful and everyone should enjoy it.
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The wizard reads a poem about blood.
July 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The wizard reads a poem about blood.
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The wizard's pajama robes are set on a little table next to the bathtub. He carefully steps into the bath. It is just the right temperature and the bubbles smell of beeswax.
July 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The wizard's pajama robes are set on a little table next to the bathtub. He carefully steps into the bath. It is just the right temperature and the bubbles smell of beeswax.
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They have discovered a planet. It is a place devoid of hate or torment. Dancing trees cover the ground. Would you like to find a community there?
July 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
They have discovered a planet. It is a place devoid of hate or torment. Dancing trees cover the ground. Would you like to find a community there?
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They have discovered a planet. It has clouds made of fantasy. Will you go there with me?
June 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
They have discovered a planet. It has clouds made of fantasy. Will you go there with me?
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ye olde trans rights 🏳️⚧️🌿
April 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
ye olde trans rights 🏳️⚧️🌿