America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda

more people need to read Cyclonopedia.

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

he definitely killed fewer people like 98% of popes and really that's all you can ask for rip buddy

Could JD Vance please also pray for the good health of Vladimir Putin?

if you can't take me at my Ballsest, you don't deserve me at my Mahoneyest