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You haven’t lived until you’ve spent an entire work day in office while on remote calls. Just spectacular.
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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For January I would like to wear a dog shock collar that zaps me if I try to buy something online
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Watching Scandinavian detective shows like "I bet it was the blonde guy"
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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RIP 2025

2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Not a single thought rattling around in that head.
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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oh boy oh boy what a doozy of a "politics and legal issues" section. oh boy oh boy oh boy
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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If you want to make it illegal in your jurisdiction, petition your local government to add "residential location" to your local discrimination laws.
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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There is no situation in which I need a random recipe site to be allowed to send me notifications. None.
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I don’t really want to do a new year. I’m all yeared out
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or
"I need a job" but "I need a bitch so thick that when she sits on my lap I need to pee".
What could this mean?
December 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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this is why i hate the style of writing on social media where you have to preemptively predict every bad faith reading of what you say and address it. this is what happens after a decade of this sort of coddling: people refuse to actually read and engage with what you actually say
December 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Still setting heer, scheeming, planning.. . (Also yu can see one of my eyebrow curls)
December 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
save me ginger ale…………….. ginger ale please save me
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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getting your ass beat when you're an asshole is an important step for a lot of people in not being an asshole. it turns an abstract moral lesson into a concrete one (because your face is on the concrete)
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Merry Christmas from Saddam Hussein (the cat)
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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This is 404 Media's @jasonkoebler.bsky.social waving at himself through a Flock camera; one of 60 we learned was left exposed to the open internet. Not only could anyone with a link livestream it, but some admin portals were open with no login credentials required.

www.404media.co/flock-expose...
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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ⓘ This content is only available to Bluesky users with the Reading Comprehension feature
December 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i want crab rangoon
December 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Spite pays off if you hold it in your heart long enough.
December 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM