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Remember when you tried to tell us “the younger generations don’t think that way.” And “the young people will save us.” There are a lot of great, humane, decent, bright young people out there. But there are also a lot of these young people. And they’re not going anywhere.
October 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Remember when you tried to tell us “the younger generations don’t think that way.” And “the young people will save us.” There are a lot of great, humane, decent, bright young people out there. But there are also a lot of these young people. And they’re not going anywhere.
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I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
June 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
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a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
June 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
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Damn I actually feel bad for Israel now.
June 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Damn I actually feel bad for Israel now.
How many emails have I received about a high school art contest ?? Someone please primary Joyce Beatty. She ain’t ready for this era
Democrats who missed the vote on Recissions, which passed 214 to 212:
-Norcross
-Beatty
-Correa
-Randall
(Connolly, Turner and Grijalva are dead)
-Norcross
-Beatty
-Correa
-Randall
(Connolly, Turner and Grijalva are dead)
June 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
How many emails have I received about a high school art contest ?? Someone please primary Joyce Beatty. She ain’t ready for this era
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Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio tried to give a press conference to announce his lawsuit against DOJ. Much to my surprise it turned out to be the greatest press conference of all-time.
June 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio tried to give a press conference to announce his lawsuit against DOJ. Much to my surprise it turned out to be the greatest press conference of all-time.
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kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
May 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.
April 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.
She needs to sue whoever did this to her face instead
Sarah Palin just lost her defamation case against the New York Times again.
🔗: www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...
🔗: www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...
April 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
She needs to sue whoever did this to her face instead
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I found the next Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I found the next Pope.
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Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
April 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
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If Kristi Noem can go down to El Salvador and take concentration camp selfies, then DOJ can figure out where Abrego Garcia is.
Just start jailing people for contempt of court until they find out.
Just start jailing people for contempt of court until they find out.
April 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If Kristi Noem can go down to El Salvador and take concentration camp selfies, then DOJ can figure out where Abrego Garcia is.
Just start jailing people for contempt of court until they find out.
Just start jailing people for contempt of court until they find out.
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During Abrego Garcia hearing right now, Judge Xinis asks the DOJ attorney (Drew Ensign) where is Mr. Abrego Garcia.
Ensign: I don't have that info. My clients haven't given me that info as of today.
Judge Xinis: Where is he?
Ensign: I don't have that info.
Ensign: I don't have that info. My clients haven't given me that info as of today.
Judge Xinis: Where is he?
Ensign: I don't have that info.
April 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
During Abrego Garcia hearing right now, Judge Xinis asks the DOJ attorney (Drew Ensign) where is Mr. Abrego Garcia.
Ensign: I don't have that info. My clients haven't given me that info as of today.
Judge Xinis: Where is he?
Ensign: I don't have that info.
Ensign: I don't have that info. My clients haven't given me that info as of today.
Judge Xinis: Where is he?
Ensign: I don't have that info.
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a bear market implies the existence of a twink market
April 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
a bear market implies the existence of a twink market
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Who bullied this man when he was a child and why did they stop😭😭
April 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Who bullied this man when he was a child and why did they stop😭😭
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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wall street is so desperate to believe the big boy isn't this stupid that they'll rally on a single flimsy fake news quote
April 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
wall street is so desperate to believe the big boy isn't this stupid that they'll rally on a single flimsy fake news quote
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I would follow this kid to the gates of Hell.
April 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I would follow this kid to the gates of Hell.
I knew my retirement plan of societal collapse would pay off
April 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I knew my retirement plan of societal collapse would pay off
This perfectly describes the amount of thought his followers put into this
April 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This perfectly describes the amount of thought his followers put into this
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At least he got a cheesehead hat out of it
April 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
At least he got a cheesehead hat out of it