Seymour Bermudez
@seymourbermudez.bsky.social
Bolsonaro on notice: a new king of being in the hospital is rising
X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Bolsonaro on notice: a new king of being in the hospital is rising
I believe that there shouldn't be much with a higher criminal penalty than kidnapping a child
Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I believe that there shouldn't be much with a higher criminal penalty than kidnapping a child
This idiot's big idea is "take one olive out of each jar and save millions"!
Dr. Oz: "If we can get the average person to work one more year in their whole lifetime -- just stay in your workplace for one more year -- that is worth about $3 trillion to the US GDP. That's the productivity we would unleash ... if you're sick, you can't work."
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 PM
This idiot's big idea is "take one olive out of each jar and save millions"!
Huh let's see, Chuck MUST have clear, progressive positions on those 5 buckets, right? Right???
I can't recall a time in my life when the Senate's Democratic leader was so embarrassing and pathetic.
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Huh let's see, Chuck MUST have clear, progressive positions on those 5 buckets, right? Right???
Watching a man being choked to death: hey bud? Don't take the bait.
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Watching a man being choked to death: hey bud? Don't take the bait.
Imagining a hiker making a direct appeal to the bear mauling them
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Imagining a hiker making a direct appeal to the bear mauling them
Lander the goat
ICE must be abolished. It has become a lawless, rogue agency. Federal law enforcement agencies must follow the law, if they're going to have any credibility enforcing it.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
January 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Lander the goat
Imagine your city and it's constituents going through it and then you get on the tv and say this. Who does he think lives in the cities in red states??????
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Imagine your city and it's constituents going through it and then you get on the tv and say this. Who does he think lives in the cities in red states??????
This is a Nathan Fielder bit, somehow
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
This is a Nathan Fielder bit, somehow
This morning everyone is gushing about mystery wife
January 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This morning everyone is gushing about mystery wife
God post malone sucks so bad, it's hard to conceive
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
God post malone sucks so bad, it's hard to conceive
I think they should draw and quarter a poptart at half field
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think they should draw and quarter a poptart at half field
At an indoor water park and haven't seen a single trump hat or shirt. That seems important
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
At an indoor water park and haven't seen a single trump hat or shirt. That seems important
Im going to start a podcast about how famous character actors with a scar got that scar
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Im going to start a podcast about how famous character actors with a scar got that scar
Obama confirmed for Jessuary on @yourkickstartersucks.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Obama confirmed for Jessuary on @yourkickstartersucks.com
A bear is just a giant rat
December 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A bear is just a giant rat
It's so depressing that we are ruled by morons like this guy because he was the beneficiary of probably the worst acquisition of the dot com boom
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's so depressing that we are ruled by morons like this guy because he was the beneficiary of probably the worst acquisition of the dot com boom
Damn dude what if 330m people were in it?
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Damn dude what if 330m people were in it?
I would give anything to live in the Wham! music video for Last Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I would give anything to live in the Wham! music video for Last Christmas
That's what you get for a cowardly FG attempt
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
That's what you get for a cowardly FG attempt
This guy's on drugs!
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This guy's on drugs!
I think if every American had to listen to musk or sacks or altman speak for just fifteen seconds, we would be living in a totally different country
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think if every American had to listen to musk or sacks or altman speak for just fifteen seconds, we would be living in a totally different country
Just put a good looking person out there and have them read FDR speeches
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just put a good looking person out there and have them read FDR speeches
Letting the dumbest, smelliest kid on the block, who everyone hates, take your lunch money
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Letting the dumbest, smelliest kid on the block, who everyone hates, take your lunch money