Tim (no relation)
@sgtmongoose.bsky.social
In 1984, scientists working at Harvard University created a man who had no chance of making it in this world. Hence, Tim.
Self-hating theater kid and gnostic heresiarch
Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
Self-hating theater kid and gnostic heresiarch
Posts 80% about card games even though I am an adult man
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soon you will be able to use multiple slurp juices on a single Magic: the Gathering card
Tonight in Twin Suns: some porgs found a gun and Greedo became a Figure of Unity #StarWarsUnlimited
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Tonight in Twin Suns: some porgs found a gun and Greedo became a Figure of Unity #StarWarsUnlimited
All the information is on the anonymously authored 14th century poem
December 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
All the information is on the anonymously authored 14th century poem
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To me, my X-Mas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
To me, my X-Mas!
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The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
I love you chiitan
Love has no gender🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Love is love❤️
love you all🤍
Merry Merry⭐️✨
Love is love❤️
love you all🤍
Merry Merry⭐️✨
December 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I love you chiitan
You just gotta make sure the barbecue sauce gets on the documents in the right way
i guess they were so excited that the mcrib is back that they didn’t learn how to properly redact documents
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You just gotta make sure the barbecue sauce gets on the documents in the right way
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 15,1958
December 15,1958
December 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 15,1958
December 15,1958
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
🚨 "The Justice Department redacted the names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital has learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials. "
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
Epstein files explode open as DOJ details discovery of powerful figures and more than 1,200 victims
EXCLUSIVE: More than a dozen people and government officials' names appear in the hundreds of thousands of pages of Jeffrey Epstein files made public Friday, sources said.
www.foxnews.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
It would depend on if he had a baculum or not and if so, was it coated in adamantium
I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!"
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It would depend on if he had a baculum or not and if so, was it coated in adamantium
Good song
Los Campesinos! - The Holly & The Ivy (2025 Remaster) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Los Campesinos!
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Good song
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"A tin soldier, Santa Claus? Do you think to buy my loyalty with such a bauble? Perhaps as a child I would be charmed by his gay uniform and proud martial aspect, but now? I am a man, and know something of man's character."
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"A tin soldier, Santa Claus? Do you think to buy my loyalty with such a bauble? Perhaps as a child I would be charmed by his gay uniform and proud martial aspect, but now? I am a man, and know something of man's character."
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
who's Jace which secret lair is he from
I love that there's a circle within the Magic community of Jace guys.
Want to talk about Jace? The Jace guys love that.
Theories about Jace? Gotta tell the Jace guys.
New Jace art? Jace guys. They gotta see it.
No other character gets that in Magic.
Want to talk about Jace? The Jace guys love that.
Theories about Jace? Gotta tell the Jace guys.
New Jace art? Jace guys. They gotta see it.
No other character gets that in Magic.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
who's Jace which secret lair is he from
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war
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Does my piss smell like coffee or does my coffee smell like piss
Only Satan (the devil) knows
Only Satan (the devil) knows
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Does my piss smell like coffee or does my coffee smell like piss
Only Satan (the devil) knows
Only Satan (the devil) knows
More Stargate is what will heal our broken nation
Oh, cool. I worked on SGU and have many fond memories of the experience so I'm excited to see what comes through the Stargate next.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
More Stargate is what will heal our broken nation
This is just CANYON.MID and nobody can convince me otherwise
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is just CANYON.MID and nobody can convince me otherwise
NO YOU FOOLS YOU'LL DEGRADE OR REMOVE CHIITAN'S FIRE RESISTANT COATING
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
NO YOU FOOLS YOU'LL DEGRADE OR REMOVE CHIITAN'S FIRE RESISTANT COATING
I'm just built different
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm just built different
I got on the Christmas music train early this year so this is a primo listen. In the spirit of the podcast, here's my favorite holiday tune:
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I got on the Christmas music train early this year so this is a primo listen. In the spirit of the podcast, here's my favorite holiday tune:
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Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM