Ted Maul
@shabing.bsky.social
Investigative reporter - The Day Today, Brass Eye.
Dog owner, loving husband, family man, fictional character.
Dog owner, loving husband, family man, fictional character.
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WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
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Quite amusing looking at some Americans post on here about how "doomerism is bad, ofc we'll have elections in '28, saying otherwise will just make everyone feel powerless."
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Quite amusing looking at some Americans post on here about how "doomerism is bad, ofc we'll have elections in '28, saying otherwise will just make everyone feel powerless."
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SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
January 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
Just leaving this here
The extent of fraud in Russia's presidential election begins to emerge share.google/H6RlSvldP1RB...
The extent of fraud in Russia's presidential election begins to emerge share.google/H6RlSvldP1RB...
The extent of fraud in Russia's presidential election begins to emerge
Vladimir Putin's record-breaking 87% of the vote is suspected to have been massively falsified. According to independent Russian media, the number of stolen votes varies between 22 million and 36 mill...
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January 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Just leaving this here
The extent of fraud in Russia's presidential election begins to emerge share.google/H6RlSvldP1RB...
The extent of fraud in Russia's presidential election begins to emerge share.google/H6RlSvldP1RB...
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
September 4, 2024 at 4:14 PM
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
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J. R. R. Tolkien was born in South Africa, Paddy Ashdown in India, JG Ballard in China, Gyles Brandreth Germany, Harry H Corbett Myanmar, Gerald Durrell India....
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
J. R. R. Tolkien was born in South Africa, Paddy Ashdown in India, JG Ballard in China, Gyles Brandreth Germany, Harry H Corbett Myanmar, Gerald Durrell India....
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Joseph Conrad. T. S. Eliot. Tom Stoppard. Salmon Rushdie. Kazuo Ishiguro. All for the "non-British" chop, too? Some Brits need to give their heads a good wobble.
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Joseph Conrad. T. S. Eliot. Tom Stoppard. Salmon Rushdie. Kazuo Ishiguro. All for the "non-British" chop, too? Some Brits need to give their heads a good wobble.
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So Boris Johnson, Prince Phillip, Andrew Bonar Law, Freddie Mercury, George I, George II, Richard E Grant, Douglas Carswell, Rudyard Kipling, Cliff Richard, Joanna Lumley and Spike Milligan weren't British?
Interesting
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Interesting
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Number of people who say Britons must be born in UK is rising, study shows
Exclusive: Research finds ‘worrying’ surge in support for hard-right narratives on national identity
www.theguardian.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So Boris Johnson, Prince Phillip, Andrew Bonar Law, Freddie Mercury, George I, George II, Richard E Grant, Douglas Carswell, Rudyard Kipling, Cliff Richard, Joanna Lumley and Spike Milligan weren't British?
Interesting
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Interesting
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Currently sat vaping & drinking a beer in my brother & sister in law's garage.
Merry fuckin' Christmas.
Merry fuckin' Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Currently sat vaping & drinking a beer in my brother & sister in law's garage.
Merry fuckin' Christmas.
Merry fuckin' Christmas.
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December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.
Bravo, Shoddy_Detail_976. Bravo.
December 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Bravo, Shoddy_Detail_976. Bravo.
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From the CWS ARCHIVE. 20th August 2024.
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
From the CWS ARCHIVE. 20th August 2024.
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He’s blocked me, but I’m sure Tommy Stephen Yaxley-Lennon Robinson is chuffed to feature in my ‘2025’ 1000 piece jigsaw
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www.coldwarsteve.com/2025/11/18/u...
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www.coldwarsteve.com/2025/11/18/u...
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
He’s blocked me, but I’m sure Tommy Stephen Yaxley-Lennon Robinson is chuffed to feature in my ‘2025’ 1000 piece jigsaw
👇👇👇
www.coldwarsteve.com/2025/11/18/u...
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www.coldwarsteve.com/2025/11/18/u...
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Never in American political history has there been a party so focussed on other people’s genitalia.
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Never in American political history has there been a party so focussed on other people’s genitalia.
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I first read the chyron as "Authorities give up in Brown University Killings."
December 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I first read the chyron as "Authorities give up in Brown University Killings."
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December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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The designer of Times New Roman, Stanley Morrison, was a conscientious objector in 1916 and was imprisoned for his pacifist beliefs.
These dipshits can't even vice signal without screwing it up.
These dipshits can't even vice signal without screwing it up.
Times New Roman is an imported font, developed for London newspaper The Times in 1931. You know what American-designed font cooked up in 1994 would be perfect for this regime? Comic Sans.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The designer of Times New Roman, Stanley Morrison, was a conscientious objector in 1916 and was imprisoned for his pacifist beliefs.
These dipshits can't even vice signal without screwing it up.
These dipshits can't even vice signal without screwing it up.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)