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Shan🐛
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Just a lil guy
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I wouldn’t be mad if some history repeated itself right now
July 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Hey Iowa, I’m running to be your next Governor.
May 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Writing on the back of this photo from my collection says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.
May 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.
April 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Gov won't let us audit $100M, so I had a cupcake from Molly's Cupcakes.

Tastes better than govt secrecy.
February 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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NEW LARA COSPLAY ✨❤️

Playing Tomb Raider 4-6 Remasters now and then more ZOOTR later!

twitch.tv/JOJOsaysbreee
February 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Women in 2025 refusing to date short men is always wild to me, especially when we live in a world where Kendrick Lamar exists. His face card has never declined, he has amazing style and he's barely 5'5.

Ladies, re-think your archaic rules!
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Kendrick plus the Chiefs getting demolished might make this the best Super Bowl in a long time
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A MINORRRRRR
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Drake can never recover from the whole Super Bowl crowd cheering for not like us
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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We should just let New Orleans handle all of our national songs from now on. Y’all just do whatever you want with them. I trust you.
February 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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For all the flak George Lucas gets for his writing, pretty hard to deny the "so this is how liberty dies" line is an unfortunately spot on banger.
January 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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A list of the number of chromosomes of ten different organisms…

Fruit fly = 8
Housefly = 12
Snail = 24
Frog = 26
American badger = 32
Red fox = 34
Cat = 38
Dolphin = 44
Human = 46
Pineapple = 50

* I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords
December 19, 2024 at 10:03 AM
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Cool NFL brothers, Ranked
1; Mannings
2: Kelces
3: Watts
4: St Browns
5: The Diggs
--other pairs Im forgetting---
----getting hit by a bus and falling into a volcano---
6: The Bosas
December 13, 2024 at 2:43 AM
If anybody wants to get me an early wedding present. This china set is at my local thrift store 😉😉😉
December 7, 2024 at 2:59 PM
*Mahomes gets sacked 3 times*

The announcers: "How are the Raiders EVER going to defend Mahomes? 🤥"

🙄
November 29, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Refs actually throwing flag against Kansas City... It's like CHRISTMAS 🎄🎁🎄
November 29, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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Libraries feel like something about which we could very easily be saying, “Remember that place where you could borrow books, for FREE, and return them when you were finished?” And kids would say “What?? No way!” And yet there they still are, despite everything we’ve become, existing. Remarkable.
November 22, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Life is better without X
November 21, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
November 21, 2024 at 11:53 AM