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I love music and videogames and I'm probably eating chips irl
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Sleep should feel like food
December 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
World record for best nap in history
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Hot dog gun
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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theonion.com
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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hannahtempler.com
I think about this a lot
A screenshot from a question website. The question says "Anonymous asked in Pets › Dogs • 13 hours ago Is magic bad for dog? I'm working on slight of hand magic tricks and practice in my house a lot. Sometimes in front of dogs. Am I hurting their brains when I'm blowing their minds?"
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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turdlybuttface.bsky.social
Yu-Gi-Oh card called hotdog with wing with a picture of just that, description is "cool as hell" 2.5k atk, and 1.5k def
December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
STEAL NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR BOSS IS ON VACATION BUT YOU DONT HAVE VACATON TIME??? ITS STEAL FROM WORK WEEK, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO WANT IT, YOU WOULD BE SPRISED AT HOW MUCH OFFICE SUPPLIE'S SELL FOR ON EBAY, AND DA SKELITENS RIDIN A BIKE THRU AN OFFICE ON FIRE , THERES LOTS OF SHYT YOUR WORK PLACE HAS THAT YOU CAN TAKE TO MAKE UP FOR ALL DA SURPLUS CAPITAL THERE ACCUMULATING FROM YOUR LABOR, THE EASIEST IS HIGH VALUE BUT PHYSICALY SMALL ITEM'S , GO INTO THOSE CABINETS AND CLOSET'S AND SEE WHAT THEY GOT IN THERE THAT YOU CAN FLIP ON FACEBOOK MARKET PLACE OR EBAY, IF THEY GOT CAMERA'S, THEN TAKE THE CAMERA'S AND SELL THOSE, NO ONE HAS DA RIGHT TO WATCH U ON A CAMERA LIKE A BATHROOM CREEP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
Mike was one of the guys laying the framework for what good jokes would look like in a novel format with a strict character limit. 35 is so young. Rest easy good stranger
lukeoneil47.bsky.social Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 1d
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Truly the blurst timeline
December 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Curb stomp my desires
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Aaaaaaa god damned
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Oaky doaky just looks wrong but it's pretty much the same Thing
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Need more protons, neutrons and electrons in this bitch
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
How am I susceptible to everything
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
No thoughts just thots
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
"but you're not ready for that conversation" baby, I'm not ready for any conversation. Don't talk to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Brain exchange or at least part of it?
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
I should be in prison not for crime but because then I wouldn't have to pay for stuff
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Help police I don't know if I made up memories or they were actually real like 18 years ago
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GO AHEAD!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN CHILLEN WITH THERE SYTHE AND IT SAY'S " GO AHEAD, CALL ME STUPPID, THAT JUST MEANS NOTHINGS MY FAULT, AND EVERY ONE SHOULD BE NICER TO ME " AND ALSO EVERYONE SHOULD BE NICER TO EVERY ONE ELSE, THERES A REASON WHY THE INCEL'S AND BILLIONARE'S ARE SAYING THEY DONT LIKE EMPATHY!!! ITS BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE IT, YOU DONT WANT TO SIT ON MONEY LIKE A HIGHER LEVEL DRAGON WHILE YOU WATCH SOME ONE ELSE SUFFER AND DIE FROM HAVING NO MONEY!!!! IMAGINE BEING A FAN OF A BILLIONAIRE BUT YOU HAVE NO MONEY YOUR SELF SO ALL YOU CAN COPY IS THE BARE HATRED, YOU CANT COPY THE POLITICAL POWER SO YOU COPY THE HATRED, YOU CANT COPY THE ECONOMIC POWER SO YOU COPY THE HATRED, AND THEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE MALE LONLINESS, WONDER WHY DUMBA$$!!!!!! I MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES IN MY LIFE BUT I NEVER THOUGHT A RICH GUY WAS GOOD IN ANY WAY , SO I MAY BE STUPID, BUT AT LEAST IM RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
The sailing discourse is HOOOWEEE I need to sleep but can't wait to read more in 6 hours. Goode olde jagex
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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billbarnwell.com
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
shaunjik.bsky.social
I'm never sure if three guys in a bathroom stall are tag team shitting or just doing drugs
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
FUCK!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN SCREAMEN OUT " WHERE OLD VIDEO GAMES ALWAYS THIS HARD!!!" AND THEY DONT KNOW HOW THEY USE TO PLAY EM SO MUCH , BUT YA GOTTA GET USE TO THEM AND GO WITH DA GAME'S ON CARDRIDGE BECAUSE THEY DONT MAKE YA PAY FOR THE LAST 2 LEVELS OF CASTEVANIA , THEY DONT SAY IF YOU WANT TO JUMP HIGHER THEN BUY THE JUMP ADD ON, THEY DONT MAKE YA BUY IN=GAME CURRENCY YOU CAN NEVER CONVERT BACK TO REAL DOLLERS, ITS JUST PUSHIN BUTTONS AND IF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE END THEN THATS THAT!!!! FUCK MULTI PLAYER GAME'S, IF I EVER WANT TO GET SHOT BY A 12 YEAR OLD I CAN ENROLL IN ANY MIDDLE SCHOOL IN AMERICA, IF I EVER WANT TO HEAR A TEENAGER SAY A RACIAL SLUR I CAN LOG INTO "X THE EVERY THING SITE" THERES NO REASON FOR ME TO DO THAT ON MY PLAY STATON,,, ANY WAY , DA REST OF THE TEXT " REMEMEBED CHEAT CODE STILL LOST, THERE USE TO BE MORE MEAT IN THE WALL, MY GUY ISNT JUMPING WHERE I WANT, ITS TOO HARD TOO MAKE MARIO BIG AGAIN, SMALL MARIO FUCKSN SUCKS, FUCK SMALL MARIO " AND IF U THINK ABOUT IT WHY DOES THIS GAME PENALIZE YOU FOR BEING VULNERABLE , SMALL MARIO IS OPENING HIM SELF UP TO MORE MEANINGFUL MOMENTS IF HES NOT BUILDING UP A SHIELD AROUND HIM OR WEARING A HAT THAT GIVE'S HIM A RACOON TAIL , YEA MAYBE ONE HIT FROM A TURTLE WILL TAKE HIM OUT BUT THATS MORE AUTHENTIC, IN REAL LIFE A TURTLE COULD FUCK YOU UP AND THEY WOULD JUST PUT YOU ON A COMPILATION TIKTOK CALLED AMERICAS FUNNYEST DEATHS AND THE BOTS ON THAT SITE WOULD CLICK HEART AS THE TURTLE SENDS U BACK TO THE ASTRAL PLANE,,,, I WAS WRONG TO CRITICIZE SMALL MARIO , HE SYMBOLIZES A AUTHENTIC LIFE LIVED WITH INTENT, BIG MARIO JUMPS ANYWHERE AND RUNS INTO ANYTHING , BUT SMALL MARIO MUST BE CAREFUL , I LOVE SMALL MARIO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM